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22/08/21 9:54:21 |
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Santa used to like Rudolph but now he prefers Comet. 21/12/19 9:36:51 |
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28/12/18 22:27:02 |
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17/08/18 20:06:04 |
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Sorry, I couldn't find the Change mat. 05/08/18 19:02:34 |
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...and that kids, is how we finally got rid of that stupid bear and his marmalade sandwiches. 24/05/18 20:09:22 |
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19/04/18 12:12:27 |
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Need contraception? Need a pharmacist? Then come along and speak to Puss, in Boots. 21/08/17 14:39:37 |
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08/05/17 22:37:09 |
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The day Carl learnt that suncream had a use by date. 22/04/17 7:50:07 |
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When it came to the new dance craze, she wiped the floor with everyone else. 18/04/17 19:12:50 |
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21/02/17 20:57:19 |
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Letter Snow, Letter Snow, Letter Snow... 06/12/16 13:43:49 |
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Amazingly, Grandma turned 180 the other day. 17/10/16 11:47:47 |
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17/10/16 7:00:12 |
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06/06/16 11:05:32 |
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10/04/16 9:07:57 |
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06/03/16 10:11:24 |
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KFC used to deliver, now they just do chicken 03/03/16 8:33:45 |
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23/02/16 20:02:18 |
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10/02/16 21:11:00 |
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06/02/16 8:00:42 |
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30/01/16 22:10:17 |
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18/01/16 12:33:54 |
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05/11/15 23:09:04 |
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7p for a picture message to tell people what I've done! I'm a genius :) 05/11/15 8:00:30 |
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04/11/15 8:01:09 |
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26/10/15 9:45:41 |
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20/10/15 19:41:17 |
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15/10/15 8:38:33 |
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09/10/15 12:13:52 |
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23/09/15 11:14:42 |
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16/09/15 11:00:05 |
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Well, she's somehow managed to cock that one up! 10/09/15 19:33:45 |
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10/09/15 19:08:33 |
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"ladies and gentleman, the train will be passing through the refreshments shortly" 07/08/15 9:57:44 |
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"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm humpin' wabbits" 26/07/15 9:29:23 |
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22/07/15 12:02:09 |
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15/07/15 7:03:03 |
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Brilliant!
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14/07/15 7:11:37 |
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03/07/15 11:00:05 |
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"Told you this picture would turn out better without Flash" 03/07/15 7:18:11 |
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🎵Slipping on the dock of the bay🎵 30/06/15 20:21:53 |
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27/06/15 19:00:16 |
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23/06/15 11:02:01 |
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22/06/15 19:00:27 |
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Lock stock and two smoking berols. 19/06/15 7:12:23 |
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14/06/15 7:00:33 |
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31/05/15 7:21:47 |
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27/05/15 7:40:07 |
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06/05/15 23:09:55 |
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02/05/15 8:36:41 |
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29/04/15 11:06:55 |
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19/04/15 8:58:00 |
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Coming to a theatre near you.....Tron Dynasty 27/03/15 23:13:46 |
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Time to get the breast pump out 24/03/15 21:31:02 |
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After wandering barefooted for weeks, Tim finally got a pair of Crocs. 19/03/15 12:00:24 |
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17/03/15 8:11:08 |
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"Shit! we've been burgled, that window wasn't open when we left" 13/03/15 12:01:29 |
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13/03/15 8:00:11 |
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12/03/15 8:00:14 |
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11/03/15 20:00:05 |
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10/03/15 8:00:25 |
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03/03/15 8:23:21 |
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17/02/15 8:01:22 |
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07/02/15 20:05:23 |
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05/02/15 8:00:14 |
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03/02/15 8:16:23 |
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27/01/15 12:18:36 |
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21/01/15 20:10:38 |
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Please press 1 to continue..... 21/01/15 8:03:35 |
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17/01/15 12:09:45 |
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Just one more run & that's 617 Guy.
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11/11/14 20:08:46 |
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06/11/14 8:08:09 |
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Those Geese know how to throw a party! 30/10/14 12:29:55 |
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17/10/14 22:28:04 |
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It's fair to say that Dave has gone off the rails. 04/06/23 7:48:56 |
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29/05/23 13:23:37 |
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Dave's preferred style was smart casual. 26/06/22 7:09:27 |
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24/06/22 11:09:02 |
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Shouldn't this be in a nursery? 24/06/22 11:07:06 |
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You're not fooling anyone Elton, I can tell it's you by your glasses. 20/06/22 8:45:52 |
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14/06/22 11:19:31 |
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This is the day that Tim learnt that guide dogs can't swim. 19/08/21 19:02:57 |
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For the last time, I'm not vegan I just have a nut allergy. 17/08/21 9:34:47 |
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08/06/19 11:34:03 |
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29/12/18 8:34:51 |
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...and this is the closest Dave would ever come to a threesome with two birds. 28/04/18 7:53:32 |
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"Touch Down" 19/04/18 11:59:22 |
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18/02/18 13:36:02 |
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20/07/17 7:07:05 |
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They have certainly cornered the market. 09/07/17 7:17:23 |
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23/04/17 20:24:34 |
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19/04/17 11:00:06 |
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23/02/17 20:18:53 |
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13/02/17 13:18:51 |
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13/02/17 8:28:37 |
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03/01/17 13:45:28 |
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21/12/16 12:06:18 |
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12/09/16 16:25:25 |
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I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
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Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
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"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
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"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
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Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
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Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
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So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
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Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
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"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
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I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
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Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]