super vote: ( left this week)
SuffreJest
02/08/16 7:19:06
Phone sails man
26/07/16 11:37:34
"Remember we're no different from anyone else, it just happens that our grandfather is a midget gem"
24/07/16 20:34:54
Puncho
12/07/16 11:10:47
Please note, this is a wheelchair unfriendly zone.
13/04/16 9:33:54
Samuride
12/04/16 11:01:43
Kid Crayola
08/04/16 9:04:06
I prefer my girls with more meat
18/03/16 12:01:05
Mam of Steel
18/03/16 11:22:43
16/03/16 21:44:19
Blimp my ride
08/03/16 8:19:54
Computer says...get the f*&k off
02/03/16 12:21:03
Note to self
24/02/16 20:29:25
"So this global warming business isn't too bad is it?""I don't know....don't forgot we are stood on the roof of an 80 storey building!"
19/02/16 12:40:22
Neuter the area
11/02/16 8:00:56
Headestal
08/02/16 8:26:08
Waiting for a Postman pat.
31/01/16 20:57:58
The wheels of justice
29/01/16 20:43:13
4xThaw
27/01/16 8:17:30
"What do you mean it just regurgitated a baby...."
23/01/16 20:44:31
Top-iary Gear
17/01/16 17:48:44
For Molly, every school day started at the crack of Dawn.
13/01/16 20:12:48
These girls were 5 time world champions.
31/12/15 8:27:46
"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame street?"
11/11/15 8:22:26
Heat stroke
07/11/15 9:17:29
...and this was the last time they were seen. Maybe in hindsight, a nursery trip to the homeless dogs kennels was a bad idea.
02/11/15 8:50:32
"What makes you think your husband has come back to haunt you Doris?"
23/10/15 11:01:12
Stop moaning and just stick them in your Gobi
17/10/15 19:06:02
Desert is served
17/10/15 19:00:08
Spinning Jenny
23/09/15 11:29:35
Powerboat rule #12: Do not sit on the back of the boat during acceleration.
21/09/15 10:35:38
Amber Nector
12/09/15 11:04:02
Invisibilitea Party
11/09/15 11:00:06
The Mane attraction
10/09/15 11:14:26
Lan-yard of ale
26/08/15 19:38:25
Queasy Rider
22/08/15 8:46:06
Cowicature
11/08/15 11:35:24
"Hello is that Dr Dolittle?"
05/08/15 7:10:24
Cycle Root
28/07/15 8:27:35
Tuba Station
14/07/15 19:00:06
Front wheel dive
12/07/15 7:38:23
Candle with care
01/07/15 11:00:07
Tyrant-ulas
01/07/15 9:59:11
Shrink and Drive
27/06/15 7:45:47
Buy now, don't pay later!
25/06/15 19:10:11
Must be in it's pincubation period.
22/06/15 15:34:23
Water Polo
07/06/15 19:33:38
Mother Posterior
04/06/15 19:21:56
Water-sip down
01/06/15 19:10:10
Pork and ride
24/05/15 11:24:35
Paintron Saint
12/05/15 11:45:35
Cart-oon
23/04/15 7:12:26
Pantie one-liner
22/04/15 11:27:12
Typical man....always got his prick in his hand!
21/04/15 7:20:55
Funhouse of Commons
16/04/15 4:26:52
Play and Display
25/03/15 12:00:07
Stop, Rook and listen
19/03/15 8:29:57
Delhi-catessen
16/03/15 8:00:43
Desert Orchid
14/03/15 8:11:17
Arseon Fire
10/03/15 8:00:09
Looks just like Bruce Willis but with hare.
02/03/15 12:08:30
Slugs Bunny
02/03/15 12:05:47
The Dying Scotsman
01/03/15 20:10:53
Sleazy rider
28/02/15 12:00:12
Sale now on: all stock to be sold at half face value.
25/02/15 12:50:54
The boot polish around the telescope gag never gets old.
23/02/15 20:15:24
Sheer Chan
17/02/15 20:12:41
Bow tie
15/02/15 20:00:06
'The Penguin' Books
11/02/15 12:06:46
"Mum, if money doesn't grow on trees, how did all that cache get up there?"
07/02/15 13:38:36
Log cabin
31/01/15 8:08:00
I prefer dairylea dunkers
24/01/15 20:01:26
Lord of the swings
20/01/15 18:45:41
Chicken Run ... no more
18/01/15 8:11:42
Gone-tlets
02/01/15 9:26:55
ResusciTate modern
26/11/14 8:57:35
A secrete admirer keeps leaving lav letters.
09/11/14 13:31:15
Catch 22
03/11/14 20:28:29
"There's your problem mate, you flooded the engine"
01/11/14 12:00:35
All Dogs Go To Kevin
31/10/14 21:33:43
Garden Feeture
31/10/14 8:01:30
The man from full Monte
27/10/14 20:29:36
Rock and Troll
14/10/14 8:29:56
Dog tags
01/10/14 11:45:13
Portoyello
24/09/14 19:00:25
pitched roof
19/09/14 19:00:11
Scrambled seg
15/09/14 19:14:48
Liquid asset
13/09/14 8:59:12
The Jung ones
06/09/14 11:51:41
dress with flare
31/08/14 19:00:09
An Englishman's home is his sandcastle
27/08/14 19:00:11
The work of a piss artist.
27/08/14 8:49:53
She didn't make a habit of going gnome with strangers.
22/08/14 12:00:50
Palma Toilet
21/08/14 19:15:26
Nubile phone
02/08/14 7:00:30
Monkey feed, monkey poo
28/07/14 11:00:31
Ben is mightier than the sword
23/07/14 19:00:28
Superkings of comedy
20/07/14 19:00:48
Silhoupette
20/07/14 12:33:45
A Briefcase Encounter
13/07/14 7:16:03
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I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
comment on caption: Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
comment on caption: "Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
comment on caption: "...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
comment on caption: Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
comment on caption: Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
comment on caption: So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
comment on caption: Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
comment on caption: "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?""Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
comment on caption: I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
comment on caption: Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]
I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
comment on caption:
Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
comment on caption:
"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
comment on caption:
"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
comment on caption:
Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
comment on caption:
Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
comment on caption:
So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
comment on caption:
"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
comment on caption:
I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
comment on caption:
Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]