super vote: ( left this week)
Corporal punishment
02/05/17 12:14:57
Field Officer
20/04/17 7:21:44
"Quack""I was gonna say that!"
02/03/17 21:14:12
In honour of a Choco-Late couple
01/03/17 12:13:00
Snore-kelling
22/02/17 12:21:02
I just love a little Rosemary with my tea.
20/02/17 21:19:59
Ofro
18/02/17 8:07:27
Ben Cur
12/02/17 8:50:13
Santa's little enabler
24/12/16 22:11:02
I'd like to think that our son doesn't have autistic tendancies, however he has spent the last 4 hours carefully sculpting the snowman's large intestine.
20/12/16 12:07:36
Frost, Bites!
20/12/16 12:02:10
They say a mentally stable person typically sees a puppy smelling a bed of tulips, what do you see...?
16/12/16 14:12:43
Duff Vader
12/12/16 15:47:05
Button moon
08/12/16 20:58:50
STOP! it's Hammertime
27/11/16 19:12:00
Heavy woods vehicle
27/09/16 11:14:38
Since the white rabbit retired, he has proved difficult to replace.
25/07/16 7:56:10
Lash and Carry
18/07/16 18:51:50
"...introducing Billy and his furred arm"
12/07/16 7:24:04
The day Uncle Henry became a victim of multiple strokes.
08/06/16 21:57:12
Like in the UK, the chinese also had to change their Robertson's jam mascot.
08/06/16 7:29:22
What's black and white and rid all over?
12/05/16 16:09:51
The Dark Knight Rises and rises and rises.....
21/04/16 8:35:01
Todd's vanity lost him his job as a CCTV camera operator.
16/04/16 11:13:46
Inking Violet
15/04/16 7:08:18
Whose been laying cable in here?
14/04/16 20:48:29
Kentucky ride chicken
10/04/16 7:31:53
Sun-pissed
12/03/16 8:34:07
"She does 0 - 60 in about 11 seconds, and that is why she is the hotdog eating champion of the world"
08/03/16 8:30:36
"Damn it's 12 o'clock, someone's bound to get a witty caption of me running before I get chance to get home and enter one myself"
24/02/16 12:05:23
I can safely say, a catapillar isn't the worst thing I have seen in my McDonalds
21/02/16 10:51:11
He bruoght me chrsitams presnets
19/02/16 9:54:35
Gordon, Ramsay Street
17/02/16 13:00:02
How this has grown, 30 years ago when I bought it, it was just a pair of wooden ladders!
15/02/16 12:18:06
Peter O' tool
15/02/16 8:22:56
Buckle Up!
12/02/16 8:01:24
Wetter weight champion
06/02/16 20:25:52
Beached Wheels
06/02/16 8:00:29
Hairmiles
05/02/16 20:16:59
1Direction tour Down Under
05/02/16 8:01:20
£400 for a PS4, £250 on a new bike and he decides to play with this on his birthday.
02/02/16 12:00:14
Ssssssycho
01/02/16 20:06:00
Nic Cage and family
30/01/16 12:00:30
Wood Chopper
29/01/16 8:14:33
For sail or Sub Let
28/01/16 8:19:15
Overflow parking available
28/01/16 8:01:51
Dousing Estate
28/01/16 8:00:25
Field of Streams
28/01/16 8:00:12
Arctic Roll
27/01/16 8:13:50
Stuffed Crufts?
26/01/16 14:52:27
The Love shack
26/01/16 8:00:17
Stairtrekking across the universe
15/01/16 17:21:22
Sex marks the spot
29/12/15 6:33:39
Missionary Impossible
13/12/15 10:40:09
Captain's dog
10/12/15 21:02:00
Margaret got a couple of Mates to do her hair.
08/11/15 20:23:46
Playing with fire
07/11/15 11:52:16
Fawke in the road
05/11/15 12:02:24
Slobrophenia
04/11/15 8:47:36
MoBed
04/11/15 8:06:31
"...and I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you pesky kids"
20/10/15 11:00:54
Mountin' Bike with good suspension
20/10/15 9:00:20
Tony was a hit with the ladies at the nightclubs, they especially loved his shiny disco balls.
16/10/15 11:47:26
Be-Little-d Women
15/10/15 7:53:00
Gosh, Blockbusters has really changed since I last watched it!
14/10/15 14:06:20
Saints and Signers
12/10/15 13:44:51
Chad was well up for an evening of necrophilia
06/10/15 11:26:48
High spirits
12/09/15 11:16:40
Cloak and Dogger
12/09/15 10:43:12
"..and the opposition are clearly exposed at the rear"
10/09/15 7:15:23
Scandal as athletes are court smoking!
08/09/15 11:20:59
"..and finally in the Tennis, it was love at first light"
08/09/15 11:00:19
Boughwow
06/09/15 19:46:20
Park and Wade
26/08/15 11:00:57
Shit out of cLuck
21/08/15 11:02:20
Harp attack
12/08/15 7:24:53
Canon Law
06/08/15 11:31:06
"Damn community service, all I did was pee on a coppers leg!"
04/08/15 19:07:06
The tired is high
03/08/15 19:02:30
Quad hiking
02/08/15 19:22:50
The bar maid of honour
02/08/15 19:15:04
A phallus fit for a king
27/07/15 19:00:15
Left hand, white speck!
22/07/15 11:04:07
The Empire writes plaque
18/07/15 21:17:50
À la shart
15/07/15 20:51:50
Race relations
15/07/15 11:32:11
...and today's weather, Sunny with a-pache shade
10/07/15 19:56:39
Paint Stripper
10/07/15 7:14:22
How much is hot doggy in the window....
09/07/15 20:11:56
Gruff-rider
08/07/15 8:27:02
Rest in pierce
06/07/15 11:39:03
Sleep pin on the job
06/07/15 11:10:45
Art Sexhibition
05/07/15 11:08:03
That's what you get for using plane paper!
04/07/15 12:55:44
The writings on the squall.
04/07/15 7:25:01
Ironically this is a non prophet organisation.
03/07/15 11:00:19
Treks, jugs and cock and stroll.
02/07/15 11:18:53
Fireman's Gift
01/07/15 11:33:46
Wash and Go
30/06/15 7:08:55
That's one way to reduce emissions.
27/06/15 8:09:39
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I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
comment on caption: Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
comment on caption: "Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
comment on caption: "...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
comment on caption: Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
comment on caption: Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
comment on caption: So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
comment on caption: Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
comment on caption: "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?""Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
comment on caption: I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
comment on caption: Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]
I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
comment on caption:
Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
comment on caption:
"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
comment on caption:
"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
comment on caption:
Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
comment on caption:
Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
comment on caption:
So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
comment on caption:
"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
comment on caption:
I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
comment on caption:
Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]