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Itβs hard cheese however the Democrats think putting it back in the thermonuclear oven might soften it up.
4:09pm
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Make America Grate Again [Vanessa the Guesser]
Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption.
11:09am
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"Get down, Shep!" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Reminds me of the old Beano joke:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
7:31am
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"Do you mind? I'm just getting dressed." [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Carboard Captioneer is completely recyclable just like his jokes.
7:39pm
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The Cardboard Captioneer comes complete with interchangeable tabbed paper clothes for 8.00 am, 12.00 and 8.00 pm: pyjamas, dressing gowns, string vests and much more. Exclusive offer for June - red negligee with matching crotchless panties (one size fits all). [Vanessa the Guesser]
Looks like he ran out of juice.
11:18am
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He just got pipped at the post. [Vanessa the Guesser]
... and a gurgling sound from under the bonnet.
12:59pm
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Well I can hear a rattle in the engine. [Vanessa the Guesser]
*Crush, crunch, munch, splat* - Orchestral Manoeuvres on the Parquet
12:26pm
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π΅ Granola Gay π΅ [Vanessa the Guesser]
No ifs, ends or butts?
12:35am
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No ifs or butts [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Enola Gay was the aeroplane that dropped a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima. Not sure everyone got the reference.
8:03pm
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π΅ Granola Gay π΅ [Vanessa the Guesser]
I think we did, Al. I think less got the reference to Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, lol.
9:00pm
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π΅ Granola Gay π΅ [Vanessa the Guesser]