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Yes because the first step to being understood is speaking even louder than before and constant repetition. If they didn't get it the first time they should totally get it the four hundredth and twenty sixth time, it comes naturally to any foreign language speaker except you and that's even before you've dialled the out line. And the other very important rule with magically making someone speak a language they're not too familiar with is "YOU ARE NOT THE STUPID ONE, THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE EVENTUALLY, THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE PUSH"
2:21pm
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When making international calls, please remember to SHOUT and speak very slowly. [Vanessa the Guesser]
"Oh come on, it's fresh"
2:26pm
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I wouldn't put that in my trap. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Combined with the worst case of shin splints.
3:27pm
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"It was the worst case of athlete's foot I'd ever seen." [Vanessa the Guesser]
"And the winner of "Who has got the fewest teeth?" is..." also the one who has drunk the most bottles
8:19pm
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And the winner of "Who has got the fewest teeth?" is... [Vanessa the Guesser]
Most Likely to Breast Feed
10:46pm
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And the winner of "Who has got the fewest teeth?" is... [Vanessa the Guesser]
Looks like she needs to be.
6:52pm
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Looks highly strung to me. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Best not to go against the grain. Soon she'll have you seeding the box.
8:33pm
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My wife insisted on having a bird box in the garden. As a lover of tits, I concurred. [Vanessa the Guesser]
The victims have been laid to rest in a Quaker burial ground.
8:35pm
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Cereal killer doing porridge. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Shields Up!
2:34pm
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May the force pee with you. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Did the Isle of Man steal its flag design from the Sicilians? That's also an island that has a triskelion on it's flag, okay it's a different colour. Actually it's like any country that has a tricolour flag, didn't the French come up with that? Okay, the tricolore symbolises a republic but surely when it comes to flag designs, you'd think that people would have more imagination, maybe incorporate some nice zigzags or other symbols? I don't know...
8:38pm
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Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. [Vanessa the Guesser]