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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57 |
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Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 11:22:25 |
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Better than showing off her Wotsits. 10/03/24 20:31:31 |
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"We always take a few magazines to bed." 16/02/24 8:02:26 |
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None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere --Mr Dome
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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11/10/24 7:01:04 |
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"What's the frequency?" 28/09/24 11:06:53 |
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Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa! --Chris Beach
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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"My joystick's not working." 10/08/24 11:14:49 |
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02/03/24 12:07:56 |
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27/12/23 8:09:34 |
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"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 7:12:15 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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"Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10 |
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I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37 |
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"Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25 |
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Too many old trout? --Al Overy
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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31/03/24 7:16:35 |
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29/10/23 20:03:08 |
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At least, it's a stable job. --John Glover
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17/06/23 11:01:48 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 19:01:49 |
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German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue. 07/12/24 12:04:41 |
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I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net. 23/10/24 19:08:54 |
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"Cycling really makes my calves ache." 24/08/24 7:09:58 |
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26/08/23 19:08:19 |
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"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 19:00:31 |
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09/02/23 20:01:57 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11 |
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27/06/20 11:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39 |
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24/04/19 19:00:24 |
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"Mum, please can I go out tonight?" 07/12/24 8:04:45 |
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"I'm worried that my hairline is reseeding." 03/12/24 8:03:19 |
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29/09/24 11:09:19 |
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28/08/24 19:08:50 |
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5 years we've been married and never a crossword. 13/07/24 7:12:11 |
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"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Parrots repeat on me." 16/03/24 20:04:30 |
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She's refusing to take it lying down. 13/01/24 12:02:28 |
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"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1." 08/09/23 7:42:41 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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When you get Heather Mills for Secret Santa. 19/10/24 7:02:32 |
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They've just dropped off their kids at the nursery. 05/02/24 20:07:02 |
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17/10/23 19:24:28 |
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Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa. 18/08/23 7:08:44 |
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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 7:02:12 |
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😂 --Julia Kinsey
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08/02/23 8:00:08 |
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Or a nosey parkour --Mr Dome
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28/10/22 19:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27 |
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03/09/21 7:19:05 |
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24/08/21 7:00:37 |
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05/06/21 7:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 11:01:16 |
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16/04/20 19:03:38 |
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03/04/20 19:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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This is the dyslexic couple who walked into a bra. Mon 20:05:32, |
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09/07/24 19:00:50 |
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He normally likes a roll on his back. 05/06/24 7:12:20 |
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27/03/24 12:00:43 |
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13/02/24 20:33:02 |
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11/09/23 19:04:34 |
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Contest over. --Scrijjy Doo
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They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate. 31/07/23 19:16:47 |
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It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 19:03:28 |
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If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09 |
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Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21 |
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"Shirley"
5:47am
comment on caption:
"You cannot be cirrus!" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Til I got traded to the Scale Breakers
8:35pm
comment on caption:
"I used to play with the Salad Dodgers." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Don't speak too soon. You haven't seen their heads yet. Maybe they're still cats.
7:09pm
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They were both cats in a former life. [Vanessa the Guesser]
They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population.
9:18am
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"I got chills, they're multiplying.."
"You'd better get tested then." [Vanessa the Guesser]
After the dustup we've had on a previous picture and caption, I think it's a good idea.
9:54am
comment on caption:
"Get a broom!" [Vanessa the Guesser]
When are they coming for me then? Has the deportation order been signed yet?
7:40pm
comment on caption:
Government announces plans to forcibly remove and relocate unimaginative captioneers. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Get a ROOMba!"
9:42am
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"Get a broom!" [Vanessa the Guesser]
I'm hiding in the cellar at the moment. The pounding on the front door has just subsided...
12:33pm
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Government announces plans to forcibly remove and relocate unimaginative captioneers. [Vanessa the Guesser]
You're gonna need a bigger boat
1:57pm
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Government announces plans to forcibly remove and relocate unimaginative captioneers. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Yes because the first step to being understood is speaking even louder than before and constant repetition. If they didn't get it the first time they should totally get it the four hundredth and twenty sixth time, it comes naturally to any foreign language speaker except you and that's even before you've dialled the out line. And the other very important rule with magically making someone speak a language they're not too familiar with is "YOU ARE NOT THE STUPID ONE, THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE EVENTUALLY, THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE PUSH"
2:21pm
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When making international calls, please remember to SHOUT and speak very slowly. [Vanessa the Guesser]