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	clever I can't see the word for the trees. 21/09/22 11:39:37	1 23

	Could I have the chips without chips please? Here's the £1.90 without the £1.90. 26/09/22 11:30:02, edited: 26/09/22 11:30:24	1 17
"And you've already been served." --Willie Johnson
	Meals on wheels! 02/05/19 11:11:05	15

	"Dad! I think I saw a fighter plane in the car park!"... "Don't worry son, it's just a Mirage." 24/10/22 11:21:36	13

	clever Me so hungry, said the cooking monster. 19/05/19 20:47:40	10

	clever Rise of Janet of the Apes 13/05/19 8:04:14	9

	Desk Jockeys 28/09/22 22:21:41	8

	For once the weather forecast was accurate... it really HAD been raining men! 14/05/19 7:25:12	8

	Semi-circle of friends 18/10/22 15:26:37	7

	Snout for the count. 26/09/22 7:46:37	7

	"Mavis, what makes you think acting disabled will get you to the front of the queue?" ... "It's just a hunch." 24/09/22 7:47:52	7

	We'll never buy swimsuits via male order again! 13/09/22 19:03:36	7

	What a lovely pair of cheese baps. 30/10/17 20:28:49	7

	clever Say IT with flowers. 19/10/17 15:46:29	7

	Beatrix the Potter's early artwork showed a more sinister side to her animals. 01/10/22 8:03:59, edited: 01/10/22 8:07:32	6

	Build the nest! Mind the eggs! Fetch the food!....why don't you just stick a brush up my arse and I'll sweep the floor too ......oh! 26/05/19 9:18:00	6

	..and what speed was the tree doing when it jumped out in front of you? 14/10/17 8:28:16	6

	These baskets are very well hung! 01/10/22 12:11:14	5

	Man over-bored! 24/09/22 14:30:46	5

	Goalden Retriever. 22/09/22 13:44:10	5

	Wondering what it would be like to stare death in the face, the brave soldier finally under stood........ 12/05/19 8:00:07	5

	Carpet nails. 13/11/17 22:08:51	5

	Jack the Nipper 02/11/17 15:30:18	5

	Wring him today for a great price! 13/10/17 13:21:31	5

	Donald Tramp stands by his wall..... 25/09/17 14:05:59	5

	That's correct madam, baste in the oven at 220 for 4 hours and even the toughest mutton will taste like lamb. 20/05/19 19:18:18	4

	Soaking up the son. 16/05/19 7:43:01	4

	Shoulda gone to Specshavers. 18/11/17 14:48:27	4

	Mandy: "Mike, what are you doing?" Mike: " Well it's a special occasion so I thought I'd roll out the red car, pet!" 03/11/17 17:17:31	2 4
Nobody in Newcastle owns a Ferrari --Mr Dome
	Dan was bewildered why this exhibit was called "The Crack of Dawn" 12/10/17 19:15:07	4

	Excuse me, I'm looking for the bridle suite! 07/10/17 11:08:16	4

	I'm dreaming of a white kids mess. 02/10/22 17:00:57	3

	🎵River deep, Mountain Bike!🎵 24/05/19 19:32:49	3

	Equifftrian 21/05/19 19:31:37	3

	Threadbare 14/05/19 11:14:47	3

	Now we've been formally introduced, do you think you could actually treat my injuries?? 11/05/19 7:21:26	3

	Here's one I slayed earlier 09/05/19 14:07:30	3

	Meet Tracy the new Animal Rides Activist. 02/11/17 20:44:33	3

	Another illusion. You may think this is a yellow cheese dress but actually it's blue. 30/10/17 20:15:01	3

	A rather tongue-in-cheek look at lingerie. 23/10/17 18:44:56	3

	As they waited for their interviews, Jeff and John began to realise other candidates may already have been headhunted for the position. 20/10/17 20:11:50	3

	That's the last time I'm eating here. It's really given me the trots! 20/10/17 12:49:23	3

	She laughed when she heard the neighbours had a bone to pick with her; she thought that was humerus. 14/10/17 14:58:49	3

	He thought taking her out for a spin would be good fun but it soon back fired. 16/10/22 10:17:15	2

	The new series of On The Buses didn't really take off. 02/10/22 8:22:00	1 2
I thought this was the Pilot episode --Mark England
	Chris and The Mums were the main attraction at the Kew Gardens Music festival this year. 30/09/22 11:44:28, edited: 30/09/22 11:46:31	2

	It's called a four seasons pizza; not because of the toppings but because it takes four seasons to eat it. 29/09/22 13:34:38	2

	Frights in White Satin 27/09/22 8:37:21	2

	The scrap metal dealer was stunned by the response to his call for "Any old iron!" 22/09/22 20:07:49	2

	Proving that even old fossils can entertain the crowds, Metallica regroup for one final tour. 22/09/22 19:57:14	2

	Hound of the Basketballs. 22/09/22 13:46:22	1 2

	"I said it's a throwaway generation...not throw away a generation!!" 16/09/22 11:10:14	2

	Doing the Highlad Fling! 16/09/22 11:03:38	2

	You couldn't miss the London Tower bus. 15/09/22 21:51:18	2