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	lol Steve's idea of a quick prank soon turned to disaster when he dropped the twins 25/08/24 8:51:06	24

	Yoda Phone 28/06/18 7:15:55	21

	Ok everyone, come and get your grub! 12/05/21 7:33:55	18

	I'll phone tomorrow! 21/08/19 11:27:50	17

	lol x2 Sorry John, we're going to have to put you on Trollies, we feel that the hanging basket section just isn't working out 28/06/18 21:06:36	16

	DORIS...DORIS...COME QUICKLY..I've fallen through the van floor! 12/07/18 11:42:15	15

	clever Talk to the hound, cos the face ain't listening 16/07/18 9:12:11	14

	Animal Lecter 02/09/19 19:00:09	13

	...and have you noticed any unusual behaviour lately? 11/08/19 20:49:20	1 11

	Comfort food 21/11/17 20:09:29	11

	You haven't seen a crazy looking dude with a beard and a wicker basket have you? 14/06/21 11:42:38	10

	clever Submissionary Position 11/08/19 0:35:58	10

	Paul quickly hides his cigarettes and acts casual 05/09/24 11:39:52	8

	lol - Darling quick, stop a minute, what the fucks that outside the window? - Shit! shit! shit!, quickly cover yourself up, it's that little bastard from next door with his drone. 03/09/19 10:27:56	8

	-This road accident tastes great, what is it? - It's part cat part man, apparently some twat was driving down the road with a cat sitting on his shoulder 29/08/19 19:46:11	8

	From out of nowhere, just like that, Terry fancied a hand full of Nobby's nuts 04/07/18 13:00:52	8

	Dave always sat 1ft away from the fire 18/06/18 7:51:06	8

	For god sake Miriam, stop poking me up the arse with that snooker cue, I'm trying to pick a pound out of the crack in the pavement 04/06/18 10:34:26	2 8

	Sketchers 20/11/17 12:02:34	8

	John received 3000 hits for diving off Niagara Falls, most of them were from the rocks on his way down 25/08/24 9:14:16	7

	He's alright Mike, just a little batty 26/06/22 7:35:49	7

	Jerry & the Pacemaker 12/08/19 12:20:36	7

	Looks closed down, I was told the company fell into liquidation 12/08/19 7:45:15	7

	- How was it for you? - Bit wierd 28/07/18 8:03:38	7

	A good place for beachcomas 15/06/18 13:31:04	7

	Way haaay, the people that won me at the fair are releasing me into the river...YES! I'M FREEEE!....wait a minute....the bag, THE BLOODY BAG!? 09/06/18 12:18:21	7

	Catsnip 23/09/24 12:49:46	6

	Shit David, I thought you said you'd left a 'Pie on' in the kitchen 23/08/19 10:54:11	6

	I'm ready now Carol...you can take me to the bloody vets 22/08/19 8:30:10	6

	Spaced out 21/08/19 11:23:12	6

	QUICK HIDE ME...I've just escaped from the Egg Machine! 20/08/19 12:25:49	6

	Next we have 'Grunta'...and she's modelling the latest summer range from 'Primate' 13/05/19 9:53:58	6

	Hair to dye for! 04/07/18 7:37:28	6

	And this picture of my face was when I saw the Eiffel Tower 20/06/18 8:34:58	6

	Dave is becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the progress of his wife's age-reversing disease 24/04/18 16:39:46	6

	The lady behind him has just spotted a starfish 02/10/17 20:13:50	6

	The teacher said make something different, think out of the box, so I made a tray of turtleheading arseholes...I was thrown out of the class 11/07/22 13:52:57	5

	Haircunt 100 10/07/22 21:39:59	5

	Bubble Chum 06/07/22 11:45:58	5

	Where the bloody hell are you, I've been stood here for 40 minutes, I need a shit Sue. 03/09/19 11:31:58	5

	Shit, here comes the school bus, act cool! 05/08/19 7:56:15	5

	I thought I could smell bacon 06/08/18 7:59:01	1 5

	Jazz & Dave 05/06/18 11:14:17	5

	Vidal Monsoon 06/09/24 9:48:49	4

	Oasis confirm 2025 reunion 02/09/24 13:26:08	4

	OMG..I was in the park, off my face on magic mushrooms, and the squirrels started having a lightsaber fight, then... 09/07/21 8:15:57	4

	1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18! 14/06/21 11:35:37	4

	Let meowt! 08/05/21 12:26:07	4

	Quiet today, business is dead 05/09/19 11:51:28	4

	A brief encounter 21/08/19 14:12:47	4

	Now show us yer starfish 21/08/19 9:14:54	4

	Lovely Chopper Sir! 17/07/18 14:55:53	4

	Even though John had a bulging innertube, he could still just about ride his bike 17/07/18 13:08:56	4

	Funny really, cos we used to keep him in a Pen 01/06/18 8:32:42	4

	Big chief CD Ron 04/02/18 8:15:14	4

	Slouch Potato 03/10/17 9:54:28	4

	Let him hit the bottle sometimes 27/08/24 19:22:50	3

	Furrgal Sharkey 13/12/22 11:13:12	3

	What do you mean...I'm in uk airspace...I'm finishing work I live in Birmingham! 26/07/21 9:19:17	3

	Remember that time we fed the squirrels space cake? 09/07/21 9:10:33	3

	F*ck off!...I'm not a real statue I'm a street entertainer...and stop pissing on my legs! 08/07/21 10:40:24	3

	For fucks sake Heston, can't we just have a normal meal!? 03/07/21 9:33:04	3

	You're not pinching my invisible handbag you naughty penguin 02/07/21 5:26:16	3

	This is Carl, he lives in Black Pool 16/06/21 14:48:19	3

	Please don't throw chewing gum in the lake 10/05/21 13:14:17	3

	Free Rangers 08/02/21 14:15:18	2 3
Our motto"No one escapes the tiny talon of the law." --Mauris Iocus
	I asked for red stripe but grey check is fine. 09/09/19 15:57:40	3

	Bloody hell, who's farted near the volovants? 09/09/19 12:35:57	3

	...and stretch aaaand paws 01/09/19 10:39:09	3

	Constumble 29/08/19 16:16:55	3

	Right turn Clyde 14/08/19 15:24:20	3

	It's a mogs game! 07/06/19 15:37:53	3

	It's not the tongue that's the problem, it's where he stuck his thumb 31/07/18 8:41:04	3

	Welcome to colourful Barnet, 04/07/18 10:11:35	3

	Doggy Bag 03/07/18 11:00:11	3

	This space hopper doesn't bounce Dad! 02/07/18 9:37:02	3

	He's been there all day, I think he's got a Pineapple Crush 02/07/18 8:48:40	3

	Paveferment 27/06/18 10:34:03	3

	Listen Bro, I ain't coming to your javelin throwing competition ever again! 22/06/18 8:28:48	3

	We sold quite a few, despite stiff competition 10/06/18 20:49:42	3

	The bird that caught the worms 01/06/18 10:19:55	3

	Life through a tennis racquet 22/04/18 22:32:58	3

	Shop Kipper 02/03/18 12:48:12	3

	Grafeeti 20/11/17 12:00:09	3

	So, what's the story with this car? 19/11/17 16:15:15	3

	Hide & Sikh 14/11/17 12:40:18	3

	Hi Darling, how was your first day at the Arsonist Anonymous group? 07/11/17 11:56:29	3

	Poached legg 06/11/17 11:22:57	3

	The needle didn't bother me...it was where she put her finger! 14/10/24 12:09:59	2

	Barry in Furnace 11/10/24 9:09:06, edited: 11/10/24 9:09:40	2

	One of you may not return!? 02/10/24 14:40:57	2

	Jeff's excitement soon turned to disappointment when he realised what his wife meant when she asked him to give her pussy a quick going over 23/09/24 12:34:31	2

	The Giraffe Thru 19/09/24 16:32:14	2

	Hammer House of Horrors 10/09/24 11:02:33	2

	Right then chaps we can't take anymore, we leave for a better life in England in 1 hour 27/08/24 13:58:43	2

	Madratters Tea Party 12/07/22 11:14:26	2

	'Oh shit!' The moment Dave realises he can no longer reach his penis 18/06/21 9:59:32	2

	Whore de France 18/06/21 9:54:03	2

	Yeah man...Friday night I get the pussy round and we watch tits on the tele. 16/06/21 8:52:58	2

	'is it ok if I just put you on hold?' 11/06/21 10:51:48	2

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Nod to 08:22:08? Not mine.

[anon]

04/06/18
2:31pm

comment on caption:
For god sake Miriam, stop poking me up the arse with that snooker cue, I'm trying to pick a pound out of the crack in the pavement [Tiny Alien]

Didn't see that, mine is kinda different and funnier!

(caption author)

05/06/18
8:22am

comment on caption:
For god sake Miriam, stop poking me up the arse with that snooker cue, I'm trying to pick a pound out of the crack in the pavement [Tiny Alien]

There was a smell of bacon at 08:21:00 too.

[anon]

06/08/18
9:19am

comment on caption:
I thought I could smell bacon [Tiny Alien]

"...and have you noticed any unusual behaviour lately?"

Why yes, he's holding the axe in the left handed position.

[anon]

12/08/19
10:34am

comment on caption:
...and have you noticed any unusual behaviour lately? [Tiny Alien]

Our motto

"No one escapes the tiny talon of the law."

Mauris Iocus

08/02/21
4:02pm

comment on caption:
Free Rangers [Tiny Alien]

Or the Pan-dish Inquisition

Glyn Evans

11/02/21
8:36am

comment on caption:
Free Rangers [Tiny Alien]

I will come to your rescue!...here, have a vote!

Will that make you feel better about your predicament?

I must remind you that caption.me is not the place to send out SOS attempts, no matter how bad the music is.

3 years is a long time not to have done anything until now, I figure you were likely learning how to type.

It's impressive that you can. How you can escape the situation is anyone's guess. However you are a cat and cats are clever. I'd be concerned if you were a dog or a goldfish.

I look forward to it's conclusion and I'll be here to offer support in the form of dopamine inducing votes for any future SOS attempts you may submit.

Love and Kisses XxxxxX 😘😍🥰

(P.S. The vote was due to your caption, not as an extension of this post)

Glyn Evans

10/10/24
7:13pm

comment on caption:
Please...if you see this post...help me!...these two are fucking torture, can you even call it music!?. 3 years I've been held captive in this bloody flat....I'm not even suppose to be a house cat!!! [Tiny Alien]

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