lol

To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin.

04/02/23 12:19:17, edited: 04/02/23 14:25:21

"Yep, honest to God, in some countries I'm the starter and you're the main"

20/03/23 20:09:24

“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt”

18/04/23 11:03:57

creative

ʇsɐⅎ ooʇ ɹǝuɹoɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I ʻǝʌɐᗡ

11/04/23 11:00:28

When Dave couldn’t find a charging point he used his initiative.

10/03/23 12:00:21

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

Dave's put on a few stones.

16/09/24 11:04:38, edited: 16/09/24 11:05:01

clever

The other side reads - Told you so.

29/08/24 11:03:30

creative clever x3

Convenience food.

21/04/19 13:14:53

When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast.

05/03/19 8:00:15

creative clever

"I'll have the table cloth please"

10/02/19 9:57:28

clever

No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one.

16/12/18 12:00:20

lol x2

Stand up comic

15/04/18 19:04:11

lol

"Did you see the game last night?"
- "No, I fell asleep watching it"

12/08/24 11:05:19

lol

BREAKING: Doctors are accused of not taking strike action seriously.

11/04/23 19:00:13

The economy has seriously hit the restaurant trade with many having to reduce the size of their kitchen staff.

16/10/21 19:03:34

Cash test dummies

12/05/19 19:21:22

"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes"

16/02/19 12:00:07

A stray in a manger.

18/10/24 19:02:45

"Darling, I think your mother may have fallen out of bed again"

18/03/23 12:01:19

WARNING ⚠️ Look out for Crocs

19/10/22 7:02:42

creative clever

Dave landed 137 fish this morning, simply by pulling the plug out.

29/10/20 12:01:38

clever x2

It's a studio apartment.

26/04/18 7:00:11

'The only real problem I see is possibly getting a passport'

09/03/24 12:50:31

Grimsby Council excels with festive tree feature

01/02/24 12:08:21

Not for sail.

09/04/23 19:31:19

"Isn't it dangerous?"
- "It's a bit hairy coming down"

13/03/23 8:26:23, edited: 13/03/23 11:00:51

lol x2

This is incredible , if you screw your eyes up, tilt your head slightly to one side and totally concentrate on the image, after about 5 minutes you'll feel a sharp slap on the back of the head and the missus screaming "you're not on that bloody caption thing again!"

14/01/20 12:17:31

lol

"Darling, when I suggested putting a Garland in the window I was actually thinking of something a bit more Christmassy"

06/12/19 12:00:49

Jack Knickerless

24/06/19 11:54:05

clever

Panting by numbers

02/01/19 16:33:06

"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson"

18/12/18 12:00:41

Reader's Digest

17/12/18 20:00:10

clever

"Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache"

29/11/18 12:02:47

lol

It's that joyous feeling when you start losing weight and your clothes feel baggy

28/09/24 7:30:28

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13/07/22 11:02:16

Apparently he gets through 2 packs a day.

23/09/21 11:00:07

"Where's gran?"
- "I think she popped out for a hare cut"

11/11/19 8:00:22

Apparently it's a house full of squatters.

21/10/19 19:02:17

lol

"For goodness sake Colin, you and your bloody obsession for taking road kill home..."

26/09/19 7:05:13

lol x2

Bob Dylan videos aren't what they used to be..

06/06/19 8:23:56

lol

"I suppose a blue job is out of the question?"

03/06/19 21:16:27

Happy hour wasn't going well.

11/03/19 12:09:06

The Hound of Music

17/12/18 8:02:21

Took the mother in law out last night. First punch.

30/09/18 19:11:16

lol

And I'm fryer tuck!

26/02/18 20:02:46

creative

I don't usually do the dogs but I put a monkey on this one

23/02/18 20:11:31

Aviary well dressed tourist.

03/10/24 20:58:19

"WAIT LADS! VAR have disallowed it!"

20/03/24 20:54:35

Looks like a nice port.

21/02/23 12:00:16

I see beer's going up again

18/02/23 9:47:59

Welcome to Bettersea Dogs Home.

09/02/23 8:06:12, edited: 09/02/23 8:38:32

Later that evening George couldn’t wait to tear off her knickers , they were killing him.

08/04/22 8:07:45

Wicky Leaks

30/05/19 7:00:10

creative

He's a sh*t guitarist, but you should see him playing tennis

04/05/19 14:48:55

creative

The firing squad clearly have a sense of humour.

11/04/19 11:34:28

clever

Beach trampolines - £5 for 5 minutes. Warning - Do not exceed your time.

06/04/19 8:06:37

clever

It looks like Jones has scored.

11/03/19 8:06:13

"And would Sir like aperitif to go with your meal?"

19/11/18 20:01:18

Staff bullying should not be tolerated

15/10/18 11:00:12

clever

Once again Gary was keen to illustrate how we are just one tiny part of the galaxy

29/06/18 20:21:07

A Right Twatt!

01/10/24 7:00:40, edited: 01/10/24 7:50:29

"Darling, did you remember to bath the kids and let the cats out?"
- "SHIT!"

12/06/24 11:24:20

Meanwhile, the weather in Manchester improved so much you could actually see the top of benches.

31/05/23 11:11:11

Hi all,
So many thanks for attending our first ever get together, it was fantastic to actually meet all of you. Framed prints of the attached are available online, please note there is an additional charge of £2 for the colour option.
All the best,
Chris Beach.

18/10/21 19:00:24

lol

I spent most of the 80's listening to The Wall.

06/02/21 18:33:44

"What was the sell by date on those eggs love?"

04/12/20 12:09:49

From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines.

06/07/20 19:15:34

When the coffee shops eventually reopened Rex could only reminisce over his 6 daily walks.

09/05/20 13:04:36

Madame Tussauds reveal waxwork commissioned by The White House. So far it has successfully attended 2 summits, 1 state occasion and a banquet without saying anything stupid.

30/08/19 9:57:08

lol

It was the Gillette condoms which gave me serious grief.

28/08/19 11:04:49

clever x3

Julie was beginning to regret buying her bras from Amazon.

04/06/19 21:19:52

Darling, could you just put the landing light on?

22/03/19 20:04:26

clever

Global warming - It turns out the butler did it.

19/11/18 12:00:10

clever

Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?

13/10/18 8:11:35

Further tests reveal smoking definitely stunts growth

11/10/18 7:00:50

Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?

09/08/18 7:09:35

"Darling, just to let you know, I'm bringing someone back for dinner tonight"

06/08/18 11:00:20

Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online"¦.

24/11/17 12:16:43

I believe this is the turd edition.

26/09/24 11:24:24

lol

Funnily enough, I had a few jars last night and woke up with someone very similar…

25/09/24 11:34:38

The Sea of Tranquility.

01/07/23 19:29:29

creative

"Rex has fallen in!"
- "NEVERMIND"

22/05/23 11:01:07

Dave originally thought dating a captioner would be fun.

03/05/23 7:30:48

lol

"What do you remember about falling down the stairs?"
- "LEFT, CAUTION, MOBILE PHONES, WATCH, LEFT, CAUTION, MOBILE PHONES, WATCH, LEFT, CAUTION, MOBILE...."

23/04/23 11:34:05, edited: 23/04/23 12:16:15

lol

Sue threw Dave out 6 months ago. She seriously regrets not using the front door.

12/04/23 19:02:31

lol

"Love, you won't believe what I saw today, only a squirrel with a stall selling plastic flowers"
- "HAVE YOU BEEN ON THAT FU@KING CAPTION SITE AGAIN!"

11/03/23 20:57:44

clever

“Have you considered changing your name, Neil?”

02/11/22 12:05:10

Wok T F ??

24/10/22 7:10:16

creative

"Dave, you've got to help, the neighbours have put up magnetic wall paper!"

17/10/22 19:00:29

Major Tom

06/06/22 7:00:10

lol

"Are you OK to hold madam, I've got one or two others waiting for the meter reading department"

01/04/22 7:22:35

The wife spends most of her day laying in the bath

03/03/22 12:11:33