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Most nights I try asking my wife questions, but she tends to shout "No, no, no!!"
12:00am
comment on caption:
"Tommy, why is daddy so tired?"
- "I think he was up most of the night asking mummy questions, she kept shouting yes, yes, yes!!"
[Chris Keegan]
Got any gorilla glue?
2:35pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry Dave, I'm really not sure if I'm using the best glue for this...." [Chris Keegan]
Dirty bitch hasn't washed any that's why.
2:30pm
comment on caption:
Consequently Sharon hasn't lost any knickers off the line in weeks [Chris Keegan]
Aye, he's a Rover.
8:20am
comment on caption:
Home on the Range [Chris Keegan]
Range on the home.
(*I'm sure they have a gas range in there.)
8:35am
comment on caption:
Home on the Range [Chris Keegan]
Did you say cook?
3:04pm
comment on caption:
She reckons she's a great cook but personally I think she's all mouth. [Chris Keegan]
Yes, you can caption regardless. Dogs don't understand ridicule.
12:39pm
comment on caption:
Before I caption this is there ANYTHING about this dog I should know? [Chris Keegan]
It took me exactly 20 seconds to get it. But this caption delivered. Nice job!
7:30pm
comment on caption:
From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines. [Chris Keegan]
Piers had better get his mask on for 6AM sharp!
12:24am
comment on caption:
Dave, I'm pleased to inform you that you have been chosen to represent the government's response to the caronavirus on live TV tomorrow morning with Piers Morgan. [Chris Keegan]
He'll soon be pushing up daisies.
1:34pm
comment on caption:
It's the day after I caught you cheating on me, RIP you bast@rd! [Chris Keegan]