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Comments	14	3	2	#5				1027	1502	#5
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	Chippy tease 27/08/18 11:02:08	6

	Amazing results after just one dose of Miracle Grow! 13/08/18 9:42:47	6

	Toad in the stole 12/08/18 13:38:04	6

	The real reason Rainbow was axed. 11/08/18 19:39:21	2 6
They bungled it? --Pussy Galore
	"When you said there was a busty babe in the park ..." 04/11/24 12:06:17	5

	The Frocky Horror Show 22/10/24 11:09:19	5

	🎵 Mistletoe and Whine 19/10/24 1:14:24	5

	The Log and the Short and the Tall 10/10/24 11:12:07	5

	🎵 All I Want For Christmas is Mew 06/10/24 19:13:24	5

	"If you ask me, this satellite navigation thing is more trouble than it's worth," thought Dave. 06/09/24 19:18:17, edited: 06/09/24 19:18:54	5

	Puss 'n' shoots 07/08/24 7:14:20	5

	I had this weird Tangerine Dream last night. 13/07/24 11:11:04	5

	🎵 Purple Reign, Purple Reign 29/06/24 19:09:36	1 5

	Bi-Polaroid 15/05/24 19:06:20	5

	I used to drive a Reliant Robin. 04/05/24 19:44:13	5

	It's begging for some cheese. 27/04/24 11:02:54	5

	"Lettuce play." 27/03/24 20:23:43	5

	Snacky dresser 10/03/24 20:00:48	5

	James and the Giant Banana 05/03/24 20:21:36	5

	"Quick, cover up that manhole!" 19/02/24 20:00:49	5

	Jack fell down and broke his tin of Crown. 12/01/24 20:24:27, edited: 12/01/24 20:46:48	5

	No grinning walruses 02/12/23 12:08:56	2 5
Love this, Karyn. Sorry I missed the vote. --The Wolf
	An officer and a mental man 14/10/23 11:15:26	5

	"Time for Tubby bye-bye. Time for Tubby bye-bye." 'About bloody time. That's ten minutes I'll never get back.' 22/09/23 11:26:45	5

	♫ It's Raining Men 17/09/23 19:09:27	5

	That must've cost a lot of dough! 14/09/23 19:04:03	5

	"What's wrong? I saw a rabbit eating a Caramel bar the other day!" 31/08/23 11:41:22	5

	Unsafe Haven Caravan Park, Skegness 17/08/23 11:13:32	5

	Tailgaters 11/08/23 11:06:07	5

	The National Pawtrait Gallery 24/06/22 19:09:11	5

	Very chic! 07/06/22 19:24:24	5

	I'd rather have Coke. 06/06/22 11:34:01	5

	"Michelle and I are huge Harry Potter fans. Would you be willing to do a selfie, maybe with the fake ears and pillowcase?" 09/05/22 19:14:45	2 5

	Neptune and Canis Minor. Not-to-scale. 08/05/22 13:18:31	5

	I never thought I'd say this, but I miss those dungarees. 05/05/22 19:22:14	5

	Flight club 17/04/22 19:00:13	5

	"Yum, a juicy caterpillar!" 07/04/22 19:01:18	5

	"I'd rather have a Great Danish bacon butty." 02/04/22 11:11:26	5

	"Don't know why you're laughing, Piglet. Tomorrow it's your turn to be piggy in the middle." 18/03/22 14:02:47	5

	She can't get enoeuf. 03/03/22 13:01:02	5

	Dave felt a bit out of place in the living room. 01/02/22 8:50:24	5

	"Let me go Iris. I told you I don't want to be tied down." 03/01/22 14:41:37	5

	"We hired him for our house-warming party." 19/12/21 8:00:49	5

	"Angela was right, it IS like shitting a watermelon!" 07/11/21 8:30:06	5

	Glenda Jackson, still doing nude scenes at eighty-five. 01/09/21 11:00:51	5

	I hear his wife's a batch. 23/08/21 11:06:39	5

	"I'm not sure I like the Quentin Tarantino film version of The Tale of Mrs Tiggywinkle." 02/08/21 11:26:03	5

	"Get a plume!" 01/06/21 7:08:15	5

	The Crow Road 20/05/21 19:01:14	5

	🎵 Lait lady lait 🎵 19/02/21 12:20:57	5

	Ring road 16/01/21 20:01:45	5

	Plane sailing 22/12/20 12:12:03	5

	🎵 Wide thighed and legless 08/12/20 12:46:12	5

	A photo of Mum and Dad when they were courting. He was a swine and she was a right cow. 06/11/20 20:10:43	5

	Beach Boy Brian Wilson's still picking up Good Vibrations. 03/11/20 12:33:43	5

	"So, do you like Swedes?" "I do, especially with carrots and gravy." 25/09/20 8:08:12	5

	Distant cousins 24/09/20 19:15:20	5

	â™¬ Stuck in the middle with mew 09/09/20 11:25:57	5

	... YOU'LL GET PILES. 16/07/20 11:31:39	1 5
heaps of them --John Glover
	'Bugger, I should've listened to Tom and left my hat on.' 07/07/20 8:31:57	5

	"Please don't take me dogging again. Oh my eyes, my eyes!" 30/06/20 7:47:22	5

	"Watch out, he's armed!" 21/06/20 11:11:19	5

	She's not called Scary Spice for nothing. 26/04/20 11:59:29	5

	I've never seen him so unanimated. 15/04/20 11:06:57	5

	"This isn't what I expected when I ordered a Baked Potato with Flora." 01/04/20 19:28:25	5

	lol Stephen Bean's secret revealed at last. 31/03/20 11:08:53	1 5

	Ever get the feeling someone isn't very fondant of you? 20/03/20 20:05:41	5

	Treenage acne is a birch. 27/02/20 20:45:51	3 5
Or a beech. --Willie Johnson
	Comfort and Joy 15/02/20 12:00:17	5

	🎵 Smoke on the Water 18/01/20 12:07:49	5

	🎵 Get your wigs on Route 66 06/12/19 20:06:11	5

	🎵 Santa Claus is coming to town ... 01/12/19 12:40:07	5

	"Whose bright idea was it to sit Santa in front of the girly magazines?" 01/12/19 12:35:38	5

	There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge. 14/11/19 20:08:10	2 5
...of a Cliff? --Mr Dome
	"I don't know about you love, but I think I'd rather have fish and chips tonight." 08/11/19 20:30:15	5

	Love on the rocks 30/10/19 8:01:06	5

	Tenner lady 29/10/19 12:07:59	5

	Men are from Mars, Pumpkins are from Essex. 27/10/19 20:05:59	5

	Trip or treat 27/10/19 20:00:13	5

	The Frocky Horror Show 27/10/19 12:26:44	5

	Looks like they're making shite music together. 06/10/19 19:38:06	5

	Another picture surfaces of Justin Trudeau. 20/09/19 19:03:37	5

	"I told you not to feed that onion bhaji to the Queen's horse Duncan!" 26/08/19 11:03:30	5

	crappedon.me 25/08/19 19:01:13	3 5
I'm relatively new to this anon, so I've never heard of Cracked.com or Craptions. I can't imagine any other caption site being able to compete with this one so I'm not surprised it no longer exists. --Karyn Harrison
	Don't worry. Its bark is worse than its bite. 24/08/19 7:55:24	1 5

	🎵 Lay Ladies Lay 20/08/19 7:18:27	5

	"Dad, can you remember to bring in the Colgate and a toothbrush at visiting time? I'm dying here!" 14/08/19 7:10:32	5

	Mancunian spiders prepare for further torrential downpours. 02/08/19 19:19:57	5

	I asked if I could stroke her puppies and she slapped me across the face! 29/04/19 19:21:39	5

	"I bought it from the Anne Winters catalogue." 26/04/19 19:12:47	5

	And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' the tragic tale of the Pillsbury Doughboy. 08/04/19 19:41:17	5

	"We haven't been burgled once since we got Spike." 06/04/19 11:26:42	5

	Comb raider 26/03/19 12:00:48	5

	Before he put on weight he was known as Indiana Bones. 08/03/19 11:22:01	4 5
Yours was a better caption in my mind...your welcome --Trace Sarge
	To pee or not to pee, that is the question. 05/03/19 19:45:15	5

	"Well this is awkward. When's she going to sing I Dreamed a Dream?" 01/03/19 12:42:50	5

	"You could've at least shaved your legs babe!" 09/02/19 20:02:09	5

	Some parts of Mr Jagger were hard to swallow. 29/01/19 20:00:32	5

	Rear entrance only 28/01/19 20:00:24	5

	Faster than the speed of hound 13/01/19 20:57:17	5

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"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm