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Captions	59	7	22	#13	9	17	#18	5425	8058	#33
Photos			5	#5		10	#3	551	2227	#4
Comments	14	3	2	#5				1027	1502	#5
Forum Posts								32
Suggested Edits	6							13	22	#5

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Comments			1	#7	912	#11
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	clever The fashion for ripped jeans was just a slash in the pants. 09/01/19 8:02:31	5

	Gyno Rod 05/01/19 20:13:55	1 5
We're all thankful for the great progress that has been made since the early days of tampons. --Mauris Iocus
	Local theatre donates costumes to the homeless. 04/01/19 20:00:25	5

	Dave was Googling: How to flirt with the checkout girl without really trying. 06/12/18 11:52:01	5

	Guardian angel 01/12/18 20:01:54	5

	You can have so much fun with a bag of ring doughnuts and a long-necked tortoise. 23/11/18 22:31:18	5

	Selfie portrait 14/11/18 12:01:09	5

	Let's get this shoe on the road! 09/11/18 12:00:50	5

	Bareback mountain 04/11/18 8:13:20	5

	Spaced hoppers 01/11/18 20:00:17	5

	🎵 Something in the way she mews ... 21/10/18 11:14:10	5

	He picked the right nose. 10/10/18 19:01:25	5

	Neville Longbottom 03/10/18 11:00:45	1 5
Great imagination. You've changed the way I look at this picture now lol. --Funny Bean
	clever "Here's Johnny!" 22/08/18 13:43:27	5

	Peeping Tom 20/08/18 11:21:29	5

	"Excuse me madam, do you have a moment or two to talk about God?" 05/08/18 11:14:17	5

	Codpit 02/11/24 20:01:48	4

	"Muddy hell!" 21/10/24 19:11:20	4

	Filter Tippi 09/10/24 7:00:42	4

	🎵 Furnando 25/09/24 19:06:08	4

	🎵 Feline Groovy 25/09/24 19:04:51	4

	clever Having escaped the abattoir, Buttercup stared wistfully out to sea, wondering how the heck she was going to make it to India. 21/08/24 8:56:41	4

	Knitty cat 11/08/24 11:00:25	1 4

	InterKitty 24/07/24 7:24:56	4

	clever I couldn't resist buying this. It was going for a song. 19/07/24 7:36:58	4

	Alison was used to people taking the mic. 07/07/24 11:07:32	4

	Finger lickin' good 28/06/24 19:09:13	4

	Sticky fingers 28/06/24 19:01:24	4

	clever Aumitage Shanks 04/06/24 19:08:55	4

	Sadly, following a visit to the vet's, Arthur was firing blanks. 25/05/24 19:14:57	4

	"So Tina, you describe the man who was 'staring at your boobies' as 'jaundiced and wearing an ill-fitting brown coat'?" 15/05/24 11:37:11	4

	Romancing the Cone 11/05/24 19:16:52	4

	Ursama Bin-Laden 07/05/24 11:54:58, edited: 07/05/24 12:10:49, suggested edits	2 4
Have voted but would take out the "O" at the start. --Troompa Loompa
	Tom Holland 01/04/24 11:02:26	4

	Made with walnut milk 27/03/24 8:21:48	4

	"Er, excuse me. This is a bird-only space!" "Get with the times Tweety Pie. I may look like a cat, but I identify as a parrot, OK?" 16/03/24 20:23:51	4

	Biggie's smalls 11/03/24 20:03:35	4

	Birds of a feather flock to Trevor 17/02/24 20:34:11	4

	I'm heading south to Florence. 15/02/24 20:03:39	4

	Beauty and the Beast 08/02/24 20:39:28	4

	Bosom pals 21/01/24 20:00:32	4

	♫ Whole lotta Rosé 21/12/23 12:04:29	4

	Cataletto 09/12/23 12:10:16	4

	Whelperweight 04/12/23 12:02:23	4

	Fit for a queen 03/12/23 14:56:09	4

	Dave wished he could pull it off. 13/10/23 11:32:26	4

	Ready Shreddie Cook 26/09/23 19:01:44	4

	An early photo of Russell Brand in his salad days. 22/09/23 19:06:35	4

	Roo Paul always was a bit of a drama queen. 18/09/23 9:55:08	4

	"I don't know about you, Ethel, but I'm puffed out." "Me too, Kathleen. And we've only played one game." 10/09/23 11:46:24	4

	Players 10/09/23 11:02:28	4

	"Hmmm, how do I manage to remove that extremely valuable diamond earring without waking her?" 09/09/23 19:16:07	4

	A Gran Day Out 05/09/23 19:07:00, edited: 05/09/23 19:11:52	4

	Sugar spike 31/08/23 11:03:10	4

	♬ I'm forever blowing bubbles 29/08/23 11:23:31	4

	We hope you enjoy your deluxe Luscious Linda doll. Please take care not to over-inflate. 26/08/23 12:05:23	4

	"Eau no!" 25/08/23 19:16:58	4

	"I'm really lichen these!" 24/08/23 11:11:39	4

	Six feet punder 20/08/23 11:37:54	4

	The Great Russian Bake Off 06/08/23 11:24:18	4

	"Go on, pull our tails, kid. We dare ya!" 08/06/22 19:31:29	4

	Free Willy 13/05/22 11:11:40	4

	"She's a sight for sore eyes!" 04/05/22 19:09:42	4

	The Cheeky Girls 28/04/22 19:05:57	4

	The eagle has landed one on him. 17/04/22 19:03:18	4

	A bit of light entertainment for Saturday night. 09/04/22 19:10:06	4

	Comparethemarket.cum 07/04/22 19:12:47	1 4

	"The food's not bad, but I'd give the lemonade a miss." 02/04/22 11:53:57	4

	Kinder surprise 02/03/22 20:18:44	4

	Triple bogeys 28/02/22 20:00:18	4

	"Down a bit and slightly more to the right." 26/02/22 8:09:24	4

	Pussy velour 22/01/22 12:01:01	4

	Fenton John 20/01/22 12:06:25	4

	Badly Drawn Girl 04/12/21 12:03:42	4

	Pitch imperfect 01/12/21 20:06:34	4

	It's cum from a gland down under. 30/11/21 20:55:12	4

	Gulliver's Travels is now available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. 30/11/21 12:12:02	4

	🎵 Furever in Blue Jeans 24/11/21 9:09:00	4

	Il Papa era qui 01/11/21 20:41:05	4

	"For the seventeenth time, we don't want a f*cking Smart Meter!" 27/10/21 11:04:59	4

	She's lucky. He threw her twin out with the bathwater. 19/10/21 11:08:27	4

	"Help me Angela. I've got myself into a bit of a flap!" 15/10/21 11:00:20	4

	"It can wait until the morning." 10/10/21 19:00:11	4

	Greta Thunberg sets off for the Glasgow Climate Change Summit. 30/09/21 19:37:26	4

	I've heard of donkey jackets ... 24/09/21 7:12:14	4

	"Brother, HELP ME!" 14/09/21 19:00:12	4

	Truck stop 22/08/21 7:00:14	4

	Taylor Swift finds it difficult to adapt to normal life after being cast as Bombalurina in Cats. 06/08/21 19:57:19	4

	Angry birds 09/07/21 11:02:07	4

	Pommegranny 23/06/21 11:03:53	4

	"We're drop-dead gorgeous!" 10/06/21 7:01:29	4

	"I think it just needs a damn good thrashing Dave." 17/05/21 11:15:55	4

	"That's rood!" 16/05/21 11:00:10	4

	A View to a Thrill 14/04/21 19:33:25	4 4
True Troompa. Some great captions don't score so well because they have a clever nuance that not everyone picks up on.Anyway, re puns, I don't think 3 facets is too tough. It can be a double play on the pic as with Karyn's, or a dou... --James Lennox
	Ladies who launch. 08/04/21 11:08:34	4

	"I take thee RACHEL??? My name's EMILY!" 25/03/21 12:38:37	4

	Digital solutions 22/03/21 20:19:16	4

	Duke of Pork 18/03/21 20:07:23	4

	"You came out of a box??? Ewwwww, that's horrible. I was delivered by the stork!" 10/03/21 9:00:22	1 4
"Hate to break it to you, you came out of a 'box' as well." --Willie Johnson
	'Shit, this is bloody difficult. I'm just going to have to wing it.' 08/03/21 12:14:01	4

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"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm