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	Mind the cop 21/04/24 7:02:20	6

	Arithmewtic 18/04/24 19:00:38	1 6

	Piggyback ride 18/04/24 11:42:16	6

	This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' 15/04/24 11:10:20	5 6
I think Troompa Loompa lives here, and rents his spare rooms to Glyn, Karyn, Karen M, Al, Jimbles, Dave B, Vivvy, Kta, Dan, Tony, herc, Stephen, Domey, Dotty, Alexandra, scrijjy, John, Michael, Phil, KT A, Kathleen, Paul, C CaMel…….. plus loads more! --Karen Oakenfull
	"Dave, when I asked you to buy a panda for our daughter on her birthday..." 12/04/24 11:19:30, edited: 12/04/24 11:22:06	6

	Turns out a lot of fairies are biceptual. 06/04/24 7:37:23	6

	Peenalty 04/04/24 19:02:06	6

	The next day at the abattoir... "Dave, the zip's still stuck." 28/03/24 8:20:06	6

	Brainstorm in a teacup 27/03/24 8:08:01	6

	"Can we take the car next time Dave? I'm bloody Friesian." 23/03/24 12:02:28	6

	Mootorcycle 23/03/24 12:00:35	6

	Cool Hound Luke 17/03/24 12:01:34	6

	Dead lorry, yellow lorry, dead lorry... 17/03/24 8:08:53	6

	Convicted feline 16/03/24 20:06:22	6

	African plane 10/03/24 12:15:35	6

	Captioneer explains why he can't give a nod. 09/03/24 12:43:40, edited: 09/03/24 12:47:34	1 6

	"My dad was the Invisible Man." "What part of you takes after him?" 09/03/24 12:38:51	6

	Spin class 08/03/24 20:02:54	6

	Handyman 07/03/24 20:00:40	6

	Hong Kong Pooey 01/03/24 20:08:45	6

	🎵 Those mognificent men in their flying machines 🎵 01/03/24 8:27:12	6

	The Ghosts of Christmas Pussed 29/02/24 12:34:30	6

	"A gas, poor Yorick!" 26/02/24 12:13:42	6

	The Squeaking Dead 23/02/24 8:03:47	6

	Fagkenstein 21/02/24 20:00:57	6

	Airbrienb 15/02/24 12:43:14	6

	Fish and flips 14/02/24 20:28:02	6

	"I think she has a crush on you Dave." 14/02/24 8:09:43	6

	Cop-a-field 10/02/24 20:00:51	6

	Their relationship has really blossomed. 05/02/24 20:40:11	1 6

	"How does he reach the steering wheel?" "The long arm of the law." 04/02/24 8:23:04	6

	"You greedy pug!" 02/02/24 12:06:46, edited: 02/02/24 12:07:17	6

	Doughmutt 02/02/24 12:00:29, edited: 02/02/24 12:10:05	6

	Spag Doll 29/01/24 20:00:25	6

	Rhealeigh 28/01/24 8:07:50	6

	Fizz kid 24/01/24 20:01:11	6

	Oh dear, what can the Mattel be? 23/01/24 8:02:13, edited: 23/01/24 8:02:38	6

	Dy-son 22/01/24 8:02:16	6

	You never know where you'll be when diarrhoea strikes... 18/01/24 20:08:18, suggested edits	6

	"But my Nan didn't wear any knickers at all in the 60's," said Tina. 18/01/24 8:10:34	6

	Saturday Night at the Mewvies 17/01/24 12:01:18, edited: 17/01/24 12:02:53	6

	clever No unions 13/01/24 12:15:01	6

	Fifty Shades of Grey 11/01/24 12:00:25	6

	Slimousine 06/01/24 12:28:36	6

	That's quite a tailback. 04/01/24 12:03:36	6

	Pluckingham Palace 04/01/24 8:22:51	6

	🎵 Oh my darning, Clementine 🎵 01/01/24 12:38:03	6

	Black Lives Mat 29/12/23 20:01:04	6

	"For f*ck's sake Dave put the barrier back the way it was. The race starts in 10 minutes." 17/12/23 12:42:50, edited: 17/12/23 12:44:36	6

	Bottle of the Bulge 12/12/23 20:18:05	6

	Fifty Shades of Hay 12/12/23 8:37:55	6

	"Look Marge, I'm Fyffe feet tall." 11/12/23 8:01:33	6

	"If you think that's bad, wait 'til she gives you an enema-tic smile." 10/12/23 12:22:42	6

	Maim That Tune 06/12/23 20:07:54	6

	"Fukusima beach is lovely Marge but I'm a bit worried how my first day will go tomorrow." "You'll be fine Homer. Everyone at work must really believe in you. Mr Burns said they all voted for you to come on this exchange trip." 05/12/23 13:17:58	6

	clever "But Greta, we just wanted to welcome you home for Christmas," said Mr and Mrs Thunberg. 01/12/23 8:37:52	6

	"What's it like in the winter Dave?" "Friesian." 30/11/23 20:13:58	6

	lol "Thanks for holding the ladder Dave, but I'd feel a lot safer if you took off those roller skates." 30/11/23 9:17:52	1 6

	Available to dismembers only. 28/11/23 8:18:41	6

	Soilmates 27/11/23 20:05:18	6

	Attack of the Combs 27/11/23 8:41:25	6

	Stephen Bean 26/11/23 20:08:33	6

	Mrs Wolf reminds herself of happier days and drowns her sorrows, as her husband prepares another winning caption. 29/10/23 8:11:06, edited: 29/10/23 8:45:24	6

	"Why isn't he coming out to feed us?" "It's 8am. He's on that bloody website again." 25/10/23 19:04:36	1 6

	"Who put that there?" "Some psycho." 23/10/23 11:01:47	6

	A Bloom with a Mew 23/10/23 7:29:23	6

	"Was it an emotional moment when you proposed?" "Yes, two onlookers couldn't stop blubbering." 18/10/23 7:31:09	6

	Animal Fam 13/09/23 11:02:38	6

	"I've never seen an Andrex puppy move so fast." 11/09/23 11:39:13	6

	Shelog 11/09/23 11:22:50	6

	Investment bunker 10/09/23 7:20:16	6

	"FLEAS! You're under arrest." 05/09/23 11:19:26	6

	Convicted feline 05/09/23 11:01:32	6

	"Don't say a word." "Why not? You're talking." "You have a squeaky voice." 01/09/23 7:13:43	6

	"No thank you Dave, I'm vegetarian." "I thought you loved meat. When did you decide to become vegetarian?" "About twenty seconds ago." 31/08/23 19:11:53	6

	"You could've told me you suffer from premature eggjaculation." 31/08/23 7:06:44, edited: 31/08/23 7:10:37	6

	Fantasea Football 29/08/23 11:37:06	6

	Guns N' Toesies 27/08/23 11:37:21	6

	Eddie Van Heelen 27/08/23 11:14:31	6

	Dave planned to turn the water on remotely as soon as his mother-in-law sat down. 25/08/23 19:15:32	6

	TV drama 13/08/23 11:00:18	6

	Pram Stoker 11/08/23 9:36:09	6

	The Abominable Doughman 07/08/23 19:24:09	6

	Eggs-treme weather 06/08/23 11:50:54	6

	Even the monarchy have to mauve with the times. 03/08/23 19:07:38	6

	Spot the bowel 31/07/23 19:02:31	6

	Breakfast at Sniffany's 27/07/23 11:06:35	6

	clever "What are you complaining about? You said you were pain-sexual." 26/07/23 11:22:52	6

	He devoted his life to macademia. 17/07/23 20:10:03	6

	"You idiot Dave, it's the wrong colour. I ordered a Hound of the Brass-kervilles." 11/07/23 11:17:11	6

	Tugs Bunny 09/07/23 7:12:48	6

	Litter bugged 03/07/23 11:11:27	6

	Everyone tried to ignore the giraffe in the room. 22/06/23 11:00:38	6

	Pop Gear 20/06/23 19:18:36	6

	"Thank you for coming to parents evening Mr Jones. It really helps explain Billy's behaviour at school." 16/06/23 7:24:24	1 6
"Yes, Billy's a model student." --Glyn Evans
	"This isn't what I was expecting when they said we were going to Mousehole." 14/06/23 7:33:23	6

	Snacks on a Plane 07/06/23 19:05:17	6

	"Apparently my corneal transplant surgeon was drunk." 06/06/23 19:56:55	6

	Jimi Hend-rex 31/05/23 20:06:18	6

	The Rock Ness Monster 31/05/23 19:00:15	6

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂