It's easy for misunderstandings to occur in a foreign country. Take this poor russian owl called Bugeroff for example, who tried to introduce himself to some english twit-twoo wandered into his forest.

13/03/24 15:24:08

Damned if you mildew and damned if you don't.

12/03/24 8:13:32

After making out on the sofa... "Did the oeuf move for you?"

11/03/24 12:04:14

Five Hundred Shades of Grey

11/03/24 8:30:03

Die Chard

10/03/24 9:23:23

Rest in peas

10/03/24 9:19:13

You reaper what you sow.

10/03/24 8:12:53

Jason and the Veganauts

10/03/24 8:07:29, edited: 10/03/24 8:36:17

"Seriously, you want twenty million dollars every year to be my best friend?"

09/03/24 8:31:30, edited: 09/03/24 10:44:25

Ale Rider

06/03/24 20:12:26

The Cat in the Hat

06/03/24 8:00:48

"You have lovely croning voices ladies."

05/03/24 8:52:02, edited: 05/03/24 10:36:09

"Using superglue wasn't your best idea Albert."

02/03/24 12:05:40

"Guys, have you finished sizing each other up? The captioneers are waiting to see who wins."

02/03/24 8:26:51, edited: 02/03/24 8:27:31

The cat that got the jet stream

01/03/24 8:08:04, edited: 01/03/24 8:44:04

Bender

29/02/24 20:08:28

Downpurr

25/02/24 12:20:17

The Purrfect Storm

25/02/24 12:13:53

Driving Miss Doggy

24/02/24 12:03:08

🎵 Stick in the middle with you 🎵

24/02/24 8:44:00, edited: 24/02/24 8:50:58

🎵 Life in plastic, it's fantastic 🎵

22/02/24 20:03:19

The Spires Who Loved Me

22/02/24 12:09:12

"What made you paint your nails like that?"

"I was in-spired."

22/02/24 12:01:34

"How's your finger since you removed the plaster cast Dave?"
"Well, it's healed but I'm having trouble bending it. Look, there's no problem with the others."
"Er... Dave... this might not be the best time..."

21/02/24 8:03:44

"It'll fill you to the brim."

17/02/24 8:07:00

Cobbage

13/02/24 20:32:11

🎵 Shoal me the way to go home 🎵

11/02/24 12:18:29

"Anything you spray can and will be used against you in a court of law."

10/02/24 20:31:22

Belles' Kitchen

10/02/24 12:01:42

Coco Stops

09/02/24 20:08:44

Tiny Fears

09/02/24 12:33:32

Baby remembers being born.

09/02/24 12:12:06, edited: 09/02/24 12:13:45

Mick Jaguar

08/02/24 20:00:46

"Computers are a pane."

04/02/24 12:06:48

Nice face shame about the legs

31/01/24 12:08:45

Age before Betty

30/01/24 20:03:13

Dave was determined to get laid.

30/01/24 12:05:33

"Hold hands so no-one falls fowl of the law."

30/01/24 12:03:41, edited: 30/01/24 12:14:25

The penne is mightier than the swarm

29/01/24 8:21:13

The Rheally Wheeled Show

28/01/24 10:42:42

"Relax Dave, it's not real. It's o'strich of the imagination."

28/01/24 8:20:10, edited: 28/01/24 8:26:05, suggested edits

Ratrine

27/01/24 12:29:50

The Price is Riot

27/01/24 8:13:43

"When I said spread 'em..." said the police officer.

26/01/24 20:17:35

Star of Plyboy magazine.

25/01/24 8:20:30, edited: 25/01/24 8:27:17

Titanic mistake

24/01/24 12:01:10

Monu-mental

24/01/24 8:01:29

Crash test dollies

23/01/24 8:04:18

China Dolly

22/01/24 20:33:43

My Fairway Lady

21/01/24 8:00:27

Tot of the Pops

19/01/24 20:04:19

"Do you comet here often?"

16/01/24 12:39:01

"Sorry love, I identify as quasar."

16/01/24 12:36:41

Satan pact it himself.

16/01/24 8:25:11, edited: 16/01/24 8:27:14

Horton hears a 'who the f*&% let that elephant on my plane?'

15/01/24 12:01:25

Weapon of ass destruction

15/01/24 8:41:15

"Get a care home!"

11/01/24 12:15:21

Romancing the Crone

11/01/24 12:08:18

Father of the Ride

09/01/24 20:09:56

"Do you think captioning so much, might be affecting your health Mr Bean?"

08/01/24 20:38:06

"They're coated in permicide."

08/01/24 8:56:21

Cage blighters

05/01/24 20:01:58

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

02/01/24 12:19:32

Lady Diabetes

01/01/24 20:19:51

Confections of a captioneer

01/01/24 20:08:16

Drop of the Pops

31/12/23 20:00:41

"I can't believe you had the gallstones to do this."

30/12/23 12:26:45

Cobblerstones

30/12/23 12:07:59, edited: 30/12/23 12:09:26

A Room with a Phew

29/12/23 8:18:42

Legroom

29/12/23 8:05:05

Spotty training

28/12/23 12:10:14

Bedouin and breakfast

25/12/23 12:12:39

Body and Seoul

25/12/23 8:27:58

Shanghair

25/12/23 8:10:03

Aisle of Mams

24/12/23 12:37:29

Pink Flyd

22/12/23 12:05:22

"What was it like getting married during lockdown?"

20/12/23 9:02:45

creative

"See Dave, when you see a madman with an axe, you run. You don't try and calm him down by offering him a Liquorice Allsort."

19/12/23 20:44:35

"I'd say we have about 60 seconds before our brains stop functioning. Let me tell you my best caption. It was on a photo of a cat stuck in a box..."

19/12/23 20:27:47

Pails of the Unexpected

19/12/23 20:01:02

"The bird table should be safe now boss. Tom's in the garage trying to sell his old scratching post."

19/12/23 9:19:19, edited: 19/12/23 12:57:57

"Life's changed a bit since George got diagnosed with penile dementia."

18/12/23 12:43:22

Going bald is a real bummer.

17/12/23 8:06:28

My Bear Lady

13/12/23 20:35:19

The Descent of Man

12/12/23 20:01:29

His bark is worse than his shite.

11/12/23 12:01:49

Scooby-Poo

11/12/23 12:00:44

On the other side of the post:

I'LL READ MY CAPTIONS FOR YOU
- 1 on 1 only
- Unoriginal puns about cats and dogs
- Heard many times before
- I will pay you (30/hr)

I am Anon...

06/12/23 20:18:44, edited: 06/12/23 21:27:29

"Don't let him lullaby you into a false sense of security."

06/12/23 20:05:30

The Singing Defective

06/12/23 20:00:51

"How many mauls per hour are we doing?"

06/12/23 8:13:57

Bearback rider

06/12/23 8:01:54

"I told you there was no point trying to reinvent the wheel."

04/12/23 20:14:40

XXXmas

01/12/23 20:01:25

The Tower of Bauble

01/12/23 12:07:15, edited: 01/12/23 12:26:25

Foster's mother

28/11/23 20:12:42

"Rex, what makes you think the vet would hide our bollocks in his garden?"

"I heard him say something about a spade."

27/11/23 20:50:54, edited: 27/11/23 21:27:53

"It's no use lying Rex. I can tell from your face you've been with that dirty bitch again."

27/11/23 20:29:39

Spa Wars

27/11/23 8:03:21

If only I could think of a caption worth a few volts.

25/11/23 12:50:55