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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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02/06/21 7:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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04/04/21 19:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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You would think the other Anons would turn up at least. After all, they all live in anonymity.
5:12pm
comment on caption:
Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
How do you know they didn't turn up?
5:57pm
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Anon. Was that post you in disguise? Do you Anons have your own cemetary? Must be kind of hard to tell you apart I guess.
6:30pm
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
It's the Bear no ecstasy of life
7:56pm
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When you've finally given up on the idea of ever having sex again... [Stephen Bean]
I still have sex twice a day, five times a week...
It still counts if you're on your own...doesn't it.??
8:03pm
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When you've finally given up on the idea of ever having sex again... [Stephen Bean]
Or you could have sex inside one if them - there's room.
10:57pm
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When you've finally given up on the idea of ever having sex again... [Stephen Bean]
So if this is Anon's funeral, in typical Anon fashion, Anon's body isn't at the funeral so that Anon can remain Anon. Anon might expect somebody at the funeral to prize open the coffin to find out who Anon is. That is unless all the other mourners (pending) are all Anons and would be using this as a ploy to out the dead Anon so that they can keep their Anon cover. "Aha!" they would say "The mystery has been solved. You see, Anon is Anon which proves that I am not Anon". If several of the mourners did this however, it might lead to some speculation whether Anon was really dead or embodied as part of an Anon group depending on whether these Anons were in fact working together or lone Anons. Confusion would follow as is always the case with Anons. Before this Anon business gets out of hand (or has it?) - maybe it's about time that an Anonymous Anonymous self help group was set up, where all Anons could discuss with other Anons about all their Anon problems. Maybe I should throw this out to Anons everywhere to get their opinion on this very pressing Anon issue if it in fact a pressing Anon issue?
2:16am
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
Hold on, I've just thought - maybe I'm an Anon and this is simply a cunning ploy to pretend that I'm not an Anon? - I'm now very confused but there's nothing new there.
2:23am
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
It's kind of like a Schrodinger's captioneer.
If someone were to pry open the coffin to find out who is in it, the dead person wouldn't be anon any more. (Unless nobody recognized him/her.)
8:14am
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]
Good point Willie, so Schrodingers Anon is both Anon and not Anon at the same time. Perhaps we are all Schrodinger Anons...
7:03am
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Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral. [Stephen Bean]