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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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No problem, back it goes.
11:57pm
comment on caption:
Chitty Chitty Gang Gang [Stephen Bean]
Nod to 12:00:23?
6:39pm
comment on caption:
Wraptor [Stephen Bean]
A huge nod indeed. Pretty much the same pun.
6:51pm
comment on caption:
Wraptor [Stephen Bean]
I would have given this a "lol" but have run out of supervotes. 😁
9:09pm
comment on caption:
"Look, I can see you're not happy so I'll tell you what, I'll knock a hundred quid off the two hundred million." [Stephen Bean]
Supervotes sent.
11:41am
comment on caption:
"Look, I can see you're not happy so I'll tell you what, I'll knock a hundred quid off the two hundred million." [Stephen Bean]
With the help of Disney she’s having her udder removed.
9:01am
comment on caption:
The Cow that wanted to be a Sow
There was a calf called Daisy,
We all thought was a bit crazy.
She would frequently squeal,
I DON'T WANT TO BE VEAL!
Until the day I die,
Let me live in a sty.
The thought of life in a herd,
Seemed quite absurd.
So she made herself stink,
And wore a disguise in pink.
Such fun said the farmer's dog,
To see you as a hog.
But it really must grate...
That you can't mootate.
[Stephen Bean]
Btw, I do like the effort if it is just you or others are putting in with the rhymes. It's refreshing to see something stylistic to said individual/s and I think it works quite well.
Luckily no one has complained that it doesn't count as a caption 'cos they think it's too long, but I reckon if they do you'll give them a song!
9:30am
comment on caption:
The Cow that wanted to be a Sow
There was a calf called Daisy,
We all thought was a bit crazy.
She would frequently squeal,
I DON'T WANT TO BE VEAL!
Until the day I die,
Let me live in a sty.
The thought of life in a herd,
Seemed quite absurd.
So she made herself stink,
And wore a disguise in pink.
Such fun said the farmer's dog,
To see you as a hog.
But it really must grate...
That you can't mootate.
[Stephen Bean]
Un peu subtil pour Caption.me, je trouve...
8:15pm
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Pain in the neck [Stephen Bean]
That wee fucker. I think a natural resentment builds up when there's a character who you just want to get caught or eaten up. Make it end! No more smug Tweetie Pie or Road Runner!
I think by wanting Tweetie dead, I think what this means is that people are routing for the supremacists and wanting a return to the natural order of things. But if Tweetie has a winning formula where his safety is guaranteed always no matter what Sylvester does, rather than being the underdog isn't Tweetie in fact the tyrant? 🤔
3:43pm
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"What's for dessert Sylvester?"
"Tweetie Pie." [Stephen Bean]
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9:17pm
comment on caption:
Sonic.... BOOM! [Stephen Bean]