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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it!
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 20:02:24 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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21/04/24 8:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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16/08/24 20:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 20:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 12:04:20 |
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30/07/23 12:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over.
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one?
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques?
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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25/09/24 12:00:39 |
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14/06/24 12:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 8:33:36 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination."
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!"
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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Fri 12:01:09 |
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12/10/24 8:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 8:32:10 |
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09/04/24 8:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her.
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges
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suggested edits
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Roses are yellow, blue, orange or red.
Based on the name, violets should be violet but are blue, it is said.
Sugar is sweet and it can't be beat whether from a maple or beet.
With those angiosperm reproductive structures on your head,
you look good enough to eat
lying in your flower bed.
2:14pm
comment on caption:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, when do I get to go to bed with you?" [Stephen Bean]
"Mum's the word."
3:46pm
comment on caption:
"You're so romantic Tony. Where did you get all the flowers from?"
"Someone left them lying outside Buckingham Palace." [Stephen Bean]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
6:54pm
comment on caption:
"I wish you'd quit hogging the bed." [Stephen Bean]
You should have left tit
11:14pm
comment on caption:
"I feel a right tit doing this job." [Stephen Bean]
Why do they even put those things in the car?!
6:55pm
comment on caption:
"This is the last time I use Crusoe control." [Stephen Bean]
Sounds a bit like the Nelson joke:
''I see no ships only hardships.''
8:46am
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I never met a ship I liked. That's why I have no friendships. [Stephen Bean]
Are they habitual offenders? Do they need to be PUNished?
F-ck me, I'm on a roll tonight.
8:15pm
comment on caption:
"Mother Superior, why did you send all those nuns to the naughty corner?"
"They've developed some naughty habits." [Stephen Bean]
See 'Coo Klux Klan (Balham branch) comment. I posted it on my entry by mistake. How d'you post so quickly? I think my record's 14 or 15 seconds!. Cheers...
12:11pm
comment on caption:
Coo Klux Klan [Stephen Bean]
I wish I'd remembered 'Peckham' when I posted mine! Nice one...
12:23pm
comment on caption:
"Whose idea was it to move to Peckham?" [Stephen Bean]
No problem anon, happy for your caption to be on too. Besides, it is different. Maybe my laptop is faster than yours. My phone is much slower. Funnily I almost put on Coo Clucks Clan as I liked it being all 'c's but couldn't decide whether pigeons could cluck.
12:28pm
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Coo Klux Klan [Stephen Bean]