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Captions | 71 | 26 | 58 | #1 | 59 | 167 | #1 | 18006 | 43665 | #1 |
Comments | 26 | 1 | 2 | 5 | #2 | 1010 | 804 | #11 | ||
Photos | 1 | #7 | 74 | 262 | #11 | |||||
Suggested Edits | 8 | 3 | 2 | #1 | 56 | 61 | #2 | |||
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Photos | 2193 | #10 | ||||
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 11:17:45 |
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21/04/24 7:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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01/11/24 8:03:09 |
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12/07/24 7:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 11:01:52 |
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08/04/24 11:11:07 |
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05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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25/09/24 11:00:39 |
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24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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31/10/24 12:14:22 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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I'm rooting for you to get more than two votes for this caption
7:15am
comment on caption:
"Anyone score more than 2 votes for any of their captions this week?"
"Nope."
"No."
"Nah."
"Me neither." [Stephen Bean]
Done! There's your third one.
7:57am
comment on caption:
"Anyone score more than 2 votes for any of their captions this week?"
"Nope."
"No."
"Nah."
"Me neither." [Stephen Bean]
Pulling her finger?
1:26pm
comment on caption:
After months of negotiations, preventing all out intergalactic war came down to one simple action. [Stephen Bean]
That must be the nosey Parkers.
1:28pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mrs Parker,
While we understand your frustration, we regret to inform you that your neighbour is perfectly within their rights to have any garden ornaments they choose.
Yours sincerely,
Luton Town Council [Stephen Bean]
Great caption, Steve. I didn't nod as the association was blatantly obvious, but need to thank you for being the foundation of my later effort.
6:48pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mrs Parker,
While we understand your frustration, we regret to inform you that your neighbour is perfectly within their rights to have any garden ornaments they choose.
Yours sincerely,
Luton Town Council [Stephen Bean]
Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
6:43am
comment on caption:
Dear Mrs Parker,
While we understand your frustration, we regret to inform you that your neighbour is perfectly within their rights to have any garden ornaments they choose.
Yours sincerely,
Luton Town Council [Stephen Bean]
It may not be the first time we've seen "meals on wheels" here on caption.me, but in the context of this photo, this was the first (of two) "meals on wheels" captions, yet the second identical caption seems to have picked up all the votes. So I've supervoted the first to give it some kudos and to even things up a little.
9:42pm
comment on caption:
Meals on wheels [Stephen Bean]
''It may not be the first time we've seen ''wheels on meals'' here on caption.me.......
.....and it certainly won't be the last.''
6:57am
comment on caption:
Meals on wheels [Stephen Bean]
"When I said 'give it a rest' I didn't mean...."
8:58am
comment on caption:
"Here at Dignitas we have many ways to induce a cardiac arrest." [Stephen Bean]
I put my caption in then noticed I had been beaten by 2 seconds, I was in the progress of trying to change my caption when Karen voted for it. I then can’t change it because you then get the complaint (That’s not the caption I voted for.) So you then just leave it, however noticing that the votes were at 7, 7 I voted for the *#% who beat me by 2 seconds.
11:57am
comment on caption:
Meals on wheels [Stephen Bean]