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lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
	clever Force of habit 31/03/23 19:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
	clever x2 Purple Reign 03/08/23 19:00:25	27


lol x2 clever 21/04/20 11:00:17		27

	lol Gwyneth Poultry 12/01/24 8:15:24	26

	creative clever Crocodile D'undie. 02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits	2 26
Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
	clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29	26


clever 08/07/20 11:00:09		26

	Weapon of bass destruction 02/04/24 7:03:31	25

	The wiener rakes it all 10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits	2 25

	Bone dry 07/01/24 8:00:12	25

	clever 🎵 Love me tender 🎵 03/12/23 8:13:31	25

	Jest in peace 20/08/23 11:01:05	25

	Ceiling fans 08/11/24 20:01:49	24

	lol "Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24	24

	clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 7:07:52	24

	clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

	Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

	New Kid on the Buck 27/10/23 19:00:32	24

	lol clever "It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10	1 24


lol creative 01/04/22 11:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover

lol 07/10/18 11:00:09		1 24
Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
	Mortal Tomcat 05/08/24 11:17:45	23

	On the straight and narrow 21/04/24 7:05:18	23

	lol Thomas The Tanked Engine 22/12/23 8:13:58	23

	clever The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29	23

	LGBTQKFC 20/07/23 11:08:41	23

	clever Dessert Orchid 21/12/22 12:04:04	2 23

	clever Grasper Carrot 29/11/22 12:00:05	1 23
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
	"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37	23

	clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 19:02:43	23

	Tom and Sherry 02/11/24 12:01:08	22

	lol Whodonut 16/08/24 19:24:01	22

	UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

	"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

	"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 11:04:20	22

	Rest in piste 30/07/23 11:00:19	22

	Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27	22

	Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

	clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56	1 22

	"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 7:02:43	22

	clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 11:45:46	22

	lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 7:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 11:01:52	21

	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 11:11:07	21

	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26	2 21

	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
	The circle of lifers 29/01/23 20:00:10	21

	clever The Towel and the Pussycat 14/12/22 20:00:40	21

	lol "Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38	21

	Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. 08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57	3 21
Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
	clever Red Dwarf 24/04/22 19:21:16	21

	The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54	21

	and Ken-obi 25/09/24 11:00:39	20

	St Knickerless 14/06/24 11:00:24	20

	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36	20

	Inboxing 06/05/24 11:00:19	20

	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20	20

	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 11:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 7:01:38	20

	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 11:00:53	20

	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 11:00:07	20

	"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59	1 20
"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
	Coming of age 17/10/21 19:44:34	20

	...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58	20

	"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37	20

	lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 11:12:18	20

	"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 7:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
	clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

	clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 11:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
	Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

	Mind the crap 31/10/24 12:14:22	19

	St. Knickerless 18/10/24 11:01:09	19

	Crapentry 12/10/24 7:14:50	19

	lol 5 seconds earlier... "Just a trim please Delilah." 13/05/24 7:32:10	2 19

	Wheel's on meals 09/04/24 7:04:59	19

	Game of Thrones 28/03/24 12:02:03	19

	clever Kremlins 08/03/24 8:08:34	19

	Blade Runners 04/01/24 20:05:46	19

	Peeping Tom 04/05/23 11:00:06	19

	clever RIPe 15/01/23 20:16:00	19

	Pavarottree 07/01/23 8:00:06	1 19
Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
	clever Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11	19

	Lying pan 24/10/22 7:02:56	19

	"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12	19

	Foam Alone 02/10/22 11:00:08	19

	"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 11:20:48	19

	♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25	19

	The BMX-Files 06/05/22 19:23:58	19

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I'd be careful, I hear alligators can be real snowflakes. I heard about this one militant alligator who held an insane grudge all the way back from 1952 after a fisherman once referred to him as a "crocodile".

Glyn Evans

27/07/21
4:43pm

comment on caption:
But you can tease them about their short arms as much as you like. [Stephen Bean]

Great caption, wish I had supervotes.

Willie Johnson

27/07/21
6:28pm

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

That is why Dug can no longer work or be associated with any corporate public events like the Pixar Olympics. The Amnesiac Squirrel Society say that jokes like this need to be banned because they can bring back bad memories.

Glyn Evans

28/07/21
12:23pm

comment on caption:
Headline: Dug the dog from the film 'Up' receives a hefty fine for making horrific joke.

In a statement released by Dug's manager he says he regrets his actions and says a squirrel with amnesia dying because he forgot to store any nuts for the winter is in no way funny. [Stephen Bean]

"If you are not one of us you are one of them. Non-captioners are not ready to be unlocked from the matrix yet...We're you looking at the cat picture? - Look again"

Glyn Evans

29/07/21
7:19pm

comment on caption:
"It's funny how they all have a glazed expression when they're plugged into the Matrix. I wonder what this one thinks they're doing… Mmm, captioning! That's a weird thing to do in a world with endless possibilities." [Stephen Bean]

Have sent some supervotes your way Willie.

Karyn Harrison

30/07/21
11:36am

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

Thank you Karyn. I will use at least one of them wisely.

Willie Johnson

30/07/21
12:03pm

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

You're welcome Willie. 🙂

Karyn Harrison

30/07/21
1:35pm

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

Thank you Willie. I wanted to give your caption a supervote but thought I’d given out too many lately. Now I really wish I had.

Stephen Bean

30/07/21
5:46pm

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

You're welcome Stephen. The way I look at it, the back reference to my caption was as good or better than a supervote (except not as many points). I'm glad you enjoyed my caption. At the end of the day, that's what really counts, isn't it. Cheers.

Willie Johnson

31/07/21
11:41pm

comment on caption:
"I couldn't help looking up. There was this guy on a flying carpet pulling a fighter jet..." [Stephen Bean]

A crash diet

Glyn Evans

01/08/21
7:04pm