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If you drop "That" in the last line, the rhythm will match
9:18pm
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Anon!
10:17pm
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
sorry to trouble you again..
losing the "but" will bring balance of harmony
(something I keep telling my wife)
even the "it" could go too
11:04pm
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
Ooh thank you Anon, sounds like good advice but I can't decide - I'd better sleep on it. The land of nod is calling me.
11:33pm
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
Try it without the "but"
Leave the "it"
Or.. if yer goin down Ireland way, to a little town dey name these saucy poems after
you'll be wantin it ta flow across the tongue like a fine Irish whiskey
or the first kiss of a sweet lass
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There once was a man named Bob,
Lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't fed it with his nob.
12:10am
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Anon, I can see how it flows better now. I'd better keep off the whiskey though or I'll be back in the land of nod.
7:23am
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
see? anons can't be all bad
8:38am
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob,
Who lost his finger in a pigeon's gob,
Instead of feeling sad,
He said he was glad,
He hadn't tried feeding it with his nob. [Stephen Bean]
The only problem is which group does the IBMad apply to?
IBM gave demographic details to the Nazi party to help select people for their death camps.
Online, they sell off or pass on your demographic details and preferences etc to third parties so they can market shit at you with marketing "camp"aigns.
The LGBTQ+ categorise people into sexuality, preferences and physical characteristics so that they can find what camp you're in.
10:49am
comment on caption:
IBMad [Stephen Bean]
Including the Hi-De-Hi camp?
6:36pm
comment on caption:
IBMad [Stephen Bean]
Hmmm...did the Yellowcoats categorise the guests for their own benefit? It wasn't a matter of ID-aye?
7:12pm
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IBMad [Stephen Bean]