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Captions | 66 | 42 | 90 | #1 | 66 | 164 | #1 | 17769 | 42960 | #1 |
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Comments | 10 | 1 | 3 | #4 | 1006 | 793 | #11 | |||
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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25/09/24 12:00:39 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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First Classy
2:10pm
comment on caption:
"I married him for his package and he married me for my box." [Stephen Bean]
"Sadly now he's begun thinking outside the box... that's why I can't sit down."
3:06pm
comment on caption:
"I married him for his package and he married me for my box." [Stephen Bean]
Recycling captions. Green power!
8:32pm
comment on caption:
"Get a tomb!" [Stephen Bean]
A sad day in Captionville. All the industrious caption scriveners had been toiling away well into the wee hours, striving to craft the perfect turn of phrase. Setting their clocks to rise and shine with their words sublime, to bring a smile far and wide.
Satisfied with the posting done, they all breathed a sigh of relief. No one else had matched their originality and creativity. It was a good feeling of a job well done.
Short lived, it was, as something disturbing began to emerge. What's this? A stolen, tired, hackneyed, well worn and worn out punchline, that's been all over the web and in newspapers and cartoons, for over ten years, was rising above all their hard fought and precious wrought work? How is this even possible?
A thick dark shroud of disappointment and despair settled over Captionville. As the creative geniuses, their bright lights dimmed, contemplated packing up and heading off to sunnier climes. The deepest wounds of all, were from the simple townsfolk who voted to encourage petty thievery over an honest day's labor.
3:00pm
comment on caption:
"Get a tomb!" [Stephen Bean]
While I agree with Anon and Anon's sentiment, this would probably be a topic better discussed in the forum rather than picking on any one case.
5:03pm
comment on caption:
"Get a tomb!" [Stephen Bean]
"Ha! Rock beats scissors. You have to give me your hat, and I get to keep my scrumpy."
:^)
8:38pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money." [Stephen Bean]
Fun fact: Fifty Pence is the member of U.S. Vice President Mike Pence's family that no one talks about.
8:58am
comment on caption:
"Some bastard gave me fifty pence covered in superglue." [Stephen Bean]
Wrong celebrity. That's not The Rock, it's Nicolas Cage.
10:04am
comment on caption:
"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money." [Stephen Bean]
Not everyone reads the forums. It's posted here because you'd be hard-pressed to find a more perfect example. People can scroll down and read all the witty ones which should have scored better (including yours, James). Also a quick web search of this specific joke shows the exact same usage for over 10 years. This way, people reading can see for themselves.
12:29pm
comment on caption:
"Get a tomb!" [Stephen Bean]
Who was in The Rock, but that's a different story.
1:21pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money." [Stephen Bean]