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| Comments | 8 | 1 | 1 | 576 | 406 | #22 | ||||
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11/06/24 11:11:55 |
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31/05/24 19:02:26 |
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03/04/24 19:10:17 |
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30/03/24 13:38:44 |
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Known to cause explosive diarrhea.
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12/03/24 14:46:21 |
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The Adventures of Lefty and One-Eyed Sue 04/01/24 20:05:30 |
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06/11/23 20:09:00 |
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05/10/23 19:01:48 |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that stuffed animal." 02/10/23 19:02:03 |
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14/09/23 19:01:20 |
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19/01/23 17:06:53 |
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That's not how you wind a clock, you idiot! 02/01/23 2:19:17 |
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24/06/22 19:06:39 |
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On second thought maybe I won't go down on you. 22/06/22 19:01:59 |
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The prostitutes just aren't trying anymore. 29/04/22 19:18:29 |
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31/01/22 15:46:51 |
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04/01/22 13:36:42 |
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07/07/21 19:25:01 |
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Everything comes with free chips. 24/01/21 14:22:48 |
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02/02/20 20:57:34 |
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05/11/19 3:36:43 |
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29/04/19 17:41:17 |
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I think 'Dog' would work better here. Will give it a vote if you get rid of the 's'.
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25/12/18 14:33:26 |
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The wife got the house. He got the kids and a trampoline. 12/11/24 20:01:58 |
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"Don't mind me. I'm just window chopping." 10/09/24 11:18:11 |
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09/09/24 19:03:37 |
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19/08/24 7:22:23 |
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"Henry wanted a simple coffin, but I don't hear him complaining." 11/08/24 11:45:18 |
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20/07/24 11:40:31 |
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20/06/24 19:03:11 |
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03/06/24 11:24:23 |
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03/05/24 19:01:09 |
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These boots are made for squawking. 24/04/24 19:01:04 |
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May be hiding in the mythical land where all the votes for my brilliant captions escaped to. 15/04/24 19:08:01 |
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26/02/24 20:01:27 |
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24/02/24 20:03:42 |
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Middle Age is hard for some people. 23/02/24 12:35:29 |
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21/01/24 20:05:34 |
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He ain't heavy. He's my mudder. 18/01/24 20:08:44 |
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14/01/24 20:04:39 |
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🎶Don’t cry for me Argentinosaurus🎶
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26/12/23 14:47:18 |
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"Just what I wanted, a hooker!" 05/12/23 20:03:41 |
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13/11/23 13:34:06 |
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19/10/23 19:13:15 |
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"I begged her not to put the trampoline inside." 23/09/23 11:11:49 |
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06/09/23 11:05:51 |
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04/09/23 11:12:56, edited: 04/09/23 11:15:29 |
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"Dad, can't we just once have a normal family photo?" 27/08/23 19:03:43, edited: 27/08/23 19:16:45 |
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By the author of "That Cunt Gave Me Crabs." 03/08/23 11:04:35 |
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. 27/07/23 19:10:25 |
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06/07/23 19:08:12 |
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Whoever catches it will be the next cat lady. 26/06/23 19:01:54 |
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27/05/23 20:53:01 |
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12/05/23 19:01:50 |
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I hope John Cleese gets the help he needs. 01/04/23 20:07:50 |
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Sometimes it pays to have a bent penis. 17/02/23 20:02:09 |
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04/02/23 20:01:18 |
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♫ ♪ ♬ The wheels of the Van Go round and round ♫ ♪ ♬ 29/01/23 20:00:35 |
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"Would you like lies with that?" 22/01/23 20:01:29 |
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26/12/22 20:00:43 |
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Sir, that's not what we mean by "upright position." 11/12/22 20:02:36 |
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"He's mine and you can't have him!" 04/12/22 20:01:32 |
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Gynecologists deploy into Kardashian Zone. 20/07/22 19:09:31 |
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01/05/22 19:03:27 |
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For Pete's sake put on a mask! 31/01/22 20:33:01 |
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For everyone else's sake too.
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"You idiot. I said, "Have fun at the PLAY CENTER." 03/12/21 12:41:08 |
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29/11/21 12:11:09 |
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25/11/21 23:39:06 |
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Now thank Jesus and add generously to the collection plate
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Some fetishes are oddly specific. 11/10/21 13:12:44 |
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It was all fun and games until he tried to wash the toaster. 23/06/21 20:38:33 |
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28/04/21 7:03:14 |
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14/04/21 19:56:03 |
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Horoscope: Stay away from Aries. 29/03/21 19:07:14 |
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She did that’s Capricorn.
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18/11/20 17:46:30 |
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Nobody expects the British Dental Association! 27/08/20 23:44:20 |
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04/08/20 13:39:12 |
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Hey kid. Wanna buy some quack? 29/07/20 19:35:28 |
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"Yes but it has to be quick. I'm only interested in quick quack. It's a quirk of mine."
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16/06/20 13:40:24 |
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He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back! 24/02/20 15:06:00 |
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The problem with "ultimate" is you can only do it once. 19/02/20 13:35:47 |
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When an elf reaches puberty, Santa kicks it out onto the streets. 11/02/20 0:00:37 |
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That's not very saintly!
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13/12/19 12:57:23 |
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22/11/19 18:09:38 |
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11/11/19 22:06:00 |
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08/10/19 9:44:36 |
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It's covered in bits of Yorkie!
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16/09/19 19:44:13 |
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19/08/19 12:26:47 |
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If you listen to them for more than ten minutes, you'll never stay a Wakeman.
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15/08/19 19:11:26 |
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07/05/19 12:39:37 |
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20/04/19 11:20:46 |
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20/03/19 22:44:05 |
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26/02/19 13:43:31 |
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Not garbage, you idiot, GARAGE! 14/01/19 22:21:54 |
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26/11/24 20:10:19 |
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01/11/24 12:06:10, |
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08/10/24 19:55:11 |
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12/09/24 19:03:23 |
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"Tell me about this strange obsession with captions." 24/08/24 20:54:31 |
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"well, there's this picture of 5 felines dressed in Scottish attire, and I'm kicking myself for not adding '5 out of 10 cats prefer whiskeys'"
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04/07/24 19:00:26 |
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"Hey, Bashful, I don't remember one of us being called Exterminatey." 14/06/24 19:10:01 |
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A few?
3:39pm
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They just have to work out a few bugs. [Scrijjy Doo]
A Side-walk Sow'lly.
4:34pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
On her way to the Sesame Street Slutter-house.
4:48pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Bit of trivia: Miss Piggy never actually appeared (in person) on Sesame Street. More accurate, but probably less likely to get votes, might have been 'The Strumpet Show'.
7:54pm
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Sesame Streetwalker [Scrijjy Doo]
Gregory's feeling a bit peckish.
7:20pm
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Ramen Holiday [Scrijjy Doo]
Yes, the accident being...Dave suddenly realised he was allergic to ice cream
11:12am
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Ben, Jerry, & Dave (Before the Accident) [Scrijjy Doo]
Dial Pads?
8:08pm
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Loch Around the Clock [Scrijjy Doo]
New Jack Kitty?
1:56pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Yours is better, Glyn.
3:11pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]
Feel free to use it if you want, I don't mind at all.
With the theme already there, that's why I put up a different caption instead which I prefer to do as it's much more fun and a challenge 😉
7:59pm
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Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]