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"I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18 |
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You can follow her on Mammogram 08/03/24 12:17:14 |
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"I'm not eating this Oral B sick." 24/02/24 20:16:39, edited: 24/02/24 20:19:27 |
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09/05/19 7:00:48 |
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01/07/24 19:00:44 |
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07/12/18 20:00:08 |
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Who's aged the best, Stonehenge or Art Garfunkel? 30/04/22 9:19:16 |
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03/12/23 8:09:27 |
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"Can you get the hell off me. I'm trying to have a piss." 15/05/23 7:14:38 |
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Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 7:18:22 |
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Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
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03/10/21 19:18:30 |
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01/01/19 8:00:13 |
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22/12/23 12:02:13, edited: 22/12/23 12:12:44 |
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... it became the world's number 2 bestseller 18/08/22 7:21:28 |
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04/10/20 7:20:51 |
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"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he? --Willie Johnson
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02/05/24 7:00:46 |
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"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?" 16/05/23 7:08:30 |
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Yes --Glyn Evans
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24/12/22 12:41:36 |
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"I'll just marry him." thought young Melania. 26/09/21 19:01:46 |
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08/09/20 7:17:56 |
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03/07/20 19:08:43 |
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26/03/20 8:00:09 |
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25/03/20 8:05:32 |
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Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
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20/04/19 7:04:54 |
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22/02/19 12:19:04 |
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05/02/24 20:16:39 |
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28/03/21 7:22:07 |
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23/06/20 11:13:34 |
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01/01/20 8:00:11 |
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"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40 |
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11/12/19 8:09:25 |
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The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09 |
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17/07/19 7:00:46 |
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Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 19:00:11 |
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28/04/19 11:00:08 |
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30/01/19 12:00:26 |
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This painting's been digitally enhanced 13/09/24 11:06:59 |
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03/02/24 20:04:34 |
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31/12/23 20:11:28 |
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Well at least he's on the green 20/02/23 8:23:43 |
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04/11/21 20:05:37 |
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15/04/20 7:10:52 |
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... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09 |
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14/09/24 7:02:41 |
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Joe and Don --Karyn Harrison
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16/04/24 7:13:36 |
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" 30/10/20 20:00:50 |
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Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
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03/09/20 19:00:10 |
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19/07/19 7:12:15 |
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04/05/19 19:00:34 |
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Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32 |
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"What note is it?" 18/11/24 20:08:17 |
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01/07/24 19:05:11 |
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30/11/23 8:10:36 |
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22/04/23 11:04:36 |
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25/02/23 20:00:43 |
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J is for Jaguar 01/08/22 7:17:47 |
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M is for eMu ... and U is for emU --James Lennox
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"And my mate thinks he's got problems with his car seat..." 05/04/22 11:12:49 |
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26/12/19 8:55:01 |
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Me too! --Molly R
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"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17 |
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24/02/19 20:00:12 |
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17/02/24 8:17:41 |
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True, but Kyrgios is a magician on the tennis court. 10/07/22 7:12:48 |
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14/02/21 20:15:18 |
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Should have known this was looming on the horizon. --Willie Johnson
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05/09/20 11:00:12 |
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Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
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23/08/20 11:42:34 |
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21/08/20 7:00:25 |
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26/01/20 12:22:43 |
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03/04/19 11:56:48 |
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04/02/19 20:02:14 |
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24/11/18 20:09:12 |
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Things I love: 16/11/18 21:28:24 |
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25/11/24 8:07:53 |
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10/11/24 12:36:04 |
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This is what Basil's car looked like after he'd given it a damn good thrashing. 26/02/24 8:19:44, edited: 26/02/24 8:27:02 |
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"Would you lycra a ride on my camels?" 15/01/24 20:05:50 |
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20/08/23 11:57:10 |
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It's tough being a food tester for Greggs 07/08/23 19:03:02 |
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"Now I know why you're called Red Rum." 06/04/23 7:13:20 |
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He used to be anoraknophobic but he's over it now 30/12/22 13:03:31, edited: 30/12/22 13:07:47 |
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08/12/21 20:00:13 |
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20/05/21 19:00:09 |
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Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s 19/01/21 9:41:08 |
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Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11 |
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11/12/20 20:39:10 |
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03/10/20 19:00:29 |
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19/08/20 7:01:08 |
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"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02 |
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"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12 |
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04/01/20 20:00:13 |
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25/12/19 20:03:42 |
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09/02/19 20:00:18 |
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A dancer for monkey...♪ --Guideaux
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04/01/19 8:37:34 |
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Jetéing off for the weekend 08/12/18 12:30:07 |
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So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34 |
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13/11/18 8:32:44 |
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Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
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17/11/24 8:06:56 |
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26/10/24 11:20:09 |
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06/10/24 7:05:25 |
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14/09/24 19:01:44 |
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Now we know why Rome wasn't built in a day 05/08/24 21:37:13 |
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We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can't take rejection when their idols are lambasted in such a heartless manner. Is anyone with me? - No? Ah, shit...
4:40pm
comment on caption:
"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"
"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still." [Dot Old]
Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative.
6:36pm
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[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog
[Dot Old]
Errors and emissions accepted?
5:09pm
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Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]
Haha yes Willie, that too!
9:06am
comment on caption:
Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]
"Caption me."
8:13am
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"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]
That's right Tony/Dave, as soon as you get your operation you'll be able to see them (12:04:32).
10:32pm
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"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]
Some captions just get funnier, hence the late supervote. Strange how some advertising slogans stick in the mind. I must've only been a kid when I last heard this one. Was it for Anadin? Whatever it was for I love the way you used it here Dot. Very amusing caption!
11:19pm
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"
"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]
Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x
7:51am
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"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"
"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]
Should have known this was looming on the horizon.
8:30pm
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Get a loom! [Dot Old]
He sure will.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Michael Bubblewrap
[Dot Old]