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	creative "I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18	22

	You can follow her on Mammogram 08/03/24 12:17:14	1 21

	lol clever "I'm not eating this Oral B sick." 24/02/24 20:16:39, edited: 24/02/24 20:19:27	20

	clever Mrs Midas 09/05/19 7:00:48	20

	clever Drum kit 01/07/24 19:00:44	19

	clever The Abdomenable Snowman 07/12/18 20:00:08	19

	Who's aged the best, Stonehenge or Art Garfunkel? 30/04/22 9:19:16	17

	Johnny Cash 03/12/23 8:09:27	16

	lol "Can you get the hell off me. I'm trying to have a piss." 15/05/23 7:14:38	16

	Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 7:18:22	1 16
Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
	The tile-high club 03/10/21 19:18:30	15

	Bipolar bear 01/01/19 8:00:13	15

	Lovebird 22/12/23 12:02:13, edited: 22/12/23 12:12:44	1 14

	... it became the world's number 2 bestseller 18/08/22 7:21:28	14

	Dear Mr Beach cc Captioneers I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh. I don't write very often as it takes me so b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one. We , have a nice day. Yours sincere y anon 04/10/20 7:20:51	4 14
"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he? --Willie Johnson
	Tubular Yells 02/05/24 7:00:46	13

	"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?" 16/05/23 7:08:30	1 13
Yes --Glyn Evans
	Behind The Times 24/12/22 12:41:36	13

	"I'll just marry him." thought young Melania. 26/09/21 19:01:46	13

	Armpit 08/09/20 7:17:56	13

	Kiddywinks 03/07/20 19:08:43	13

	Art Gecko 26/03/20 8:00:09	13

	Pontificat 25/03/20 8:05:32	1 13
Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
	clever Head butter 20/04/19 7:04:54	13

	Feminists Annual Ball 22/02/19 12:19:04	13

	Their outfits are shrubbish 05/02/24 20:16:39	12

	Maxwell House of Horrors 28/03/21 7:22:07	12

	Childline 23/06/20 11:13:34	12

	Fast food 01/01/20 8:00:11	12

	"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40	12

	Oeil painting 11/12/19 8:09:25	12

	The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09	12

	Anna-Rexia Kournikova 17/07/19 7:00:46	12

	Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 19:00:11	12

	Monster truck 28/04/19 11:00:08	12

	Head butt 30/01/19 12:00:26	12

	This painting's been digitally enhanced 13/09/24 11:06:59	11

	Aerial photo 03/02/24 20:04:34	11

	Tosser 31/12/23 20:11:28	11

	Well at least he's on the green 20/02/23 8:23:43	11

	Teacher's pet 04/11/21 20:05:37	11

	Lamb in mint dressing 15/04/20 7:10:52	11

	... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09	11

	The Neverly Brothers 14/09/24 7:02:41	1 10
Joe and Don --Karyn Harrison
	A lot of cars 16/04/24 7:13:36	10

	lol "Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" "No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." 30/10/20 20:00:50	2 10
Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
	Core workers 03/09/20 19:00:10	10

	"Guess what's for dinner?" 19/07/19 7:12:15	1 10

	🎵 God Shave the Queen 04/05/19 19:00:34	10

	Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32	10

	"What note is it?" "B flatulent." 18/11/24 20:08:17	9

	The cat that got the clean 01/07/24 19:05:11	1 9

	"Here kitty kitty." 30/11/23 8:10:36	9

	Aphrodisicat 22/04/23 11:04:36	9

	Stroll of the dice 25/02/23 20:00:43	9

	J is for Jaguar K is for Kangaroo L is for L-ephant 01/08/22 7:17:47	1 9
M is for eMu ... and U is for emU --James Lennox
	"And my mate thinks he's got problems with his car seat..." 05/04/22 11:12:49	9

	"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..." 26/12/19 8:55:01	1 9
Me too! --Molly R
	"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17	9

	My Bootyful Launderette 24/02/19 20:00:12	9

	Pizza sales hit a peak 17/02/24 8:17:41	8

	creative True, but Kyrgios is a magician on the tennis court. 10/07/22 7:12:48	8

	Get a loom! 14/02/21 20:15:18	1 8
Should have known this was looming on the horizon. --Willie Johnson
	[Mobile] 'Turn around when possible'... 'Turn around when possible'... 'Turn around when possible'... 05/09/20 11:00:12	1 8
Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
	Part of The Highway Cod 23/08/20 11:42:34	8

	Big Dave built a garden wall made of bricks. Then early one day came a knock on the gate. "Big Dave, big Dave, let me come in." said The Wolf. Big Dave answered "No, no, by the chair on my chinny chin chin." 21/08/20 7:00:25	8

	A head of time 26/01/20 12:22:43	8

	Teething ring 03/04/19 11:56:48	8

	Guy and Doll 04/02/19 20:02:14	8

	Kimonup and see me sometime 24/11/18 20:09:12	8

	Things I love: 1. Making a list of things I hate 2. Wasting time 16/11/18 21:28:24	8

	Eggs Bededict 25/11/24 8:07:53	7

	Teacher's pets 10/11/24 12:36:04	7

	This is what Basil's car looked like after he'd given it a damn good thrashing. 26/02/24 8:19:44, edited: 26/02/24 8:27:02	7

	"Would you lycra a ride on my camels?" 15/01/24 20:05:50	7

	"I blame it on the pundemic." 20/08/23 11:57:10	7

	It's tough being a food tester for Greggs 07/08/23 19:03:02	7

	"Now I know why you're called Red Rum." 06/04/23 7:13:20	7

	He used to be anoraknophobic but he's over it now 30/12/22 13:03:31, edited: 30/12/22 13:07:47	7

	Supermarket Sweepstake 08/12/21 20:00:13	7

	Jay-walking 20/05/21 19:00:09	7

	Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s 19/01/21 9:41:08	7

	Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11	7

	Bard Owl 11/12/20 20:39:10	7

	Snowdium chloride 03/10/20 19:00:29	7

	Mudstock 19/08/20 7:01:08	7

	"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02	7

	"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12	7

	Cock-a-doodle-ewe 04/01/20 20:00:13	7

	Gift crap 25/12/19 20:03:42	7

	🎵 Primate Dancer 09/02/19 20:00:18	1 7
A dancer for monkey...â™ª --Guideaux
	Cuckoo clock 04/01/19 8:37:34	7

	JetÃ©ing off for the weekend 08/12/18 12:30:07	7

	So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34	3 7

	IT for dummies. 13/11/18 8:32:44	1 7
Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
	Dogs diner 17/11/24 8:06:56	6

	Not to scale 26/10/24 11:20:09	6

	Warmchair 06/10/24 7:05:25	6

	Snoop dog 14/09/24 19:01:44	1 6

	Now we know why Rome wasn't built in a day 05/08/24 21:37:13	6

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last comments (total: 60)

We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can't take rejection when their idols are lambasted in such a heartless manner. Is anyone with me? - No? Ah, shit...

Glyn Evans

14/10/20
4:40pm

comment on caption:
"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"

"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still." [Dot Old]

Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative.

Willie Johnson

20/10/20
6:36pm

comment on caption:
[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog
[Dot Old]

Errors and emissions accepted?

Willie Johnson

27/10/20
5:09pm

comment on caption:
Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]

Haha yes Willie, that too!

(caption author)

28/10/20
9:06am

comment on caption:
Errors and emissions excepted
[Dot Old]

"Caption me."

Stephen Bean

29/10/20
8:13am

comment on caption:
"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]

That's right Tony/Dave, as soon as you get your operation you'll be able to see them (12:04:32).

[anon]

29/10/20
10:32pm

comment on caption:
"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." [Dot Old]

Some captions just get funnier, hence the late supervote. Strange how some advertising slogans stick in the mind. I must've only been a kid when I last heard this one. Was it for Anadin? Whatever it was for I love the way you used it here Dot. Very amusing caption!

Karyn Harrison

02/11/20
11:19pm

comment on caption:
"Headache? Tense, nervous headache?"

"No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." [Dot Old]

Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x