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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	1687	2403	#77
Photos
Comments	3	11	12	#95

	All Time
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Captions	2064	#86
Photos	38	#94
Comments	22	#75

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	Lacoste of living 04/02/23 21:23:21	1 2

	Bathroom scales 04/02/23 21:05:23	2

	"Wank us aff fur a tenner, pal?" 04/02/23 20:12:31	2

	"Ohhhh right, doctor, I get it now you're very unorthodox sounding my lungs this way and you were being astrological saying 'mercury was in uranus' " "Ermmm, no, I meant my thermometer snapped Inside your asshole" 01/02/23 12:53:46	2

	Don't raise your kids on beer! 31/01/23 20:45:57	2

	So many memories of raves where the pussy was flying around everywhere. 30/01/23 20:00:55	2

	The penguin has to move after his home became liquidated. 26/01/23 20:11:29	2

	Broke back mounting. 25/01/23 20:22:38	2

	"I'm bored" "Radical, dude, let's go!" 25/01/23 20:16:33, edited: 25/01/23 20:20:57	2

	I'm feline old, what about you? 25/01/23 12:07:37	2

	Grease shitening. 20/01/23 13:37:29	2

	I've just submitted my caption on mushrooms. It's so much easier than cannabis. 12/01/23 8:53:08	2

	I didn't like this house at first but it's growing on me. 11/01/23 20:01:40	2

	A scotsman always walks while playing the bagpipes... To get away from the noise! 08/01/23 13:28:09	2

	Going: Soft boiled 06/01/23 23:12:55	2

	Flying without wins 06/01/23 23:11:46	2

	John oh deere 06/01/23 8:11:35	2

	She's ready to hot foot it out of there. 05/01/23 9:13:16	2

	The clock is wringing. 01/01/23 21:27:30	2

	Turnaround time 01/01/23 21:23:46	2

	🎵Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow🎵 31/12/22 21:14:28	2

	"OK kids, grab a table spoon, this is going to be a long day" 31/12/22 8:03:30	2

	One flue over the cocos vest. 30/12/22 20:12:58	2

	"It is cross between sheep and large bird OK?... I call it ewe crane. 28/12/22 12:02:15	2

	"Who are these removal men?" "Ermmm sofa king" "Sofa king dangerous" 28/12/22 11:24:13	2

	They've been working hard since the fall 23/12/22 20:02:38	2

	She looks like she's topped herself. 18/12/22 9:35:44	2

	Lizzo is a great ambassador for her dolphin charity and tonight was great for all in tents and porpoises. 10/12/22 15:33:13	2

	Doctors have been documenting a very peculiar side effect of long covid recently. A really really wide right nostril. 06/12/22 12:01:06	2

	"Who the f*@k are you calling a hooker?" 04/12/22 20:01:24, edited: 04/12/22 20:03:00	2

	"So how do you feel within yourself?" 18/11/22 8:04:57	2

	Cupid stunt! 14/11/22 12:42:07	2

	After years of decline, the red squirrel is now stable. 08/11/22 20:01:13	2

	Conscience money. 06/11/22 8:03:05	2

	"And why is there a table lamp on the cooker, Philip?" "Ermmm that was a button mushroom in 1974" 05/11/22 8:26:50	2

	Thickets please! 25/10/22 19:24:28	2

	Ewe rang? 23/10/22 7:00:33	2

	Don't eat it or you may die. 17/10/22 7:46:41	2

	Jeff wanted a shot at making the lanterns this year. 14/10/22 19:19:16	2

	I threw a large fedora at the filly too but missed er head. 14/10/22 7:25:52	2

	Cyril dreamt he was a flying squirrel... He's not. 28/09/22 11:04:11	2

	Sean the sheet 27/09/22 19:06:04	2

	Old John stared for ages then pick tit up to work out what it was... And then it clicked. 27/09/22 11:00:51, edited: 27/09/22 11:01:12	2

	Little Emma sleeps longer in bed. 26/09/22 19:11:40	2

	We called her 'Stork'... She's a bird with long legs. 26/09/22 19:03:12, edited: 26/09/22 19:08:22	2

	"Can I have chips without chips, a chicken with just one wing and a chicken burger without the bun please?" "Get out my fu#*ING shop!" 26/09/22 11:02:47	2

	Avast amount of people don't understand virus transmission. 25/09/22 19:01:30, edited: 25/09/22 19:02:04	2

	The three armed lady had a huge advantage in the body-popping contest. 24/09/22 8:24:40	2

	Pinned in the willows. 21/09/22 11:01:09	2

	Suite creature 12/09/22 21:00:44	2

	Zookeepers are bamboozled at her antics 12/09/22 7:03:14, edited: 12/09/22 7:03:25	2

	Laughing in the face of adverse tea. 09/09/22 7:06:04	2

	Doctor WHO malfunction in the turdis. 05/09/22 11:08:29	2

	New at Poundland... 'Wonky Wabbits' 01/09/22 7:09:26	2

	Fishing scam 31/08/22 7:11:45	2

	Keystone cocks 31/08/22 5:59:02	2

	Grandpa master 29/08/22 7:09:34	2

	Sid Visceral 27/08/22 20:07:17	2

	Airdale 27/08/22 11:36:55	2

	Bough wow wow! 27/08/22 11:31:38, edited: 27/08/22 11:32:42	2

	"Your grandfather was in Emmerdale? ... Pfft my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather took Mary and Joseph to a stable. 26/08/22 19:17:39, edited: 26/08/22 19:18:08	2

	The pasta is stuffed with grans lamb. 25/08/22 7:21:07	2

	My LGBQT+ cousin Paul has had a muscley cockatoo. 24/08/22 19:03:59	2

	Goose down! 18/08/22 19:00:21	2

	Rest after cooking. 11/08/22 19:52:05	2

	The fly didn't fit either. 04/08/22 10:49:56	2

	PG tits 02/08/22 11:10:38	2

	"No, Mike, it's a brown cable you're trying to grab... That's not a cable" 29/07/22 20:03:29	2

	Bah humbug! 25/07/22 19:12:05	2

	Abarth then bed. 24/07/22 11:01:13	2

	Moolinda Gates 23/07/22 8:53:57	1 2

	Don't rub his fur or he will charge you. 20/07/22 6:12:37	2

	The shadow foreign Secretary has joined the green party. 16/07/22 19:08:07	2

	Is this a vulva... I mean volvo? 13/07/22 7:40:49	2

	Cool for cats-Squeeze 08/07/22 11:22:20	2

	Take the trunk road they said. 29/06/22 11:01:24	2

	Revolutionary idea! 26/06/22 12:08:52	2

	Rat n' bone man. 25/06/22 11:00:19	2

	"And if you look on your right, this was the home of Robert Wadlow" . 20/06/22 11:00:41	2

	"Why does the sign say we can't eat the carpet, daddy?" "You might Dyson" 14/06/22 16:36:45	2

	She has a lovely coat. 13/06/22 19:03:18	2

	Magnum Pee High. 13/06/22 7:18:08	2

	I was on safari once and saw a giraffe with his head up a hole. I should have used Google chrome. 09/06/22 7:54:31	2

	For sale: Flip 180 DGT skateboard with new trucks and bearings, excellent weight and control. Sold with free cat. Must go together. 05/06/22 11:04:06	2

	I see a brown rat coming out the hole but somehow I don't feel like attacking this one... 25/05/22 19:03:48	2

	Deadpool 25/05/22 7:19:59	2

	Power nap 24/05/22 19:00:26	2

	No wonder Jeffrey Dahmer was constipated! 23/05/22 19:01:07	2

	Gluten for punishment 23/05/22 11:01:39	2

	Their sister had a habit of turning up unannounced. 23/05/22 7:00:25	2

	Photographed just hours before he kermitted suicide in his hotel room. 22/05/22 19:04:45	2

	Paul is allowed to have a nap at work. It's his dream job. 19/05/22 19:00:31	1 2

	The young couple were found guilty and each received a 30 year stretch. 16/05/22 7:02:11	2

	Chronic the hedgehog 15/05/22 9:47:34	1 2

	Now that screen there will show the Cat scan but just relax it's not what you think. 13/05/22 7:00:46	2

	All musicians during the lockdown had their balls squeezed 12/05/22 19:03:03	2

	President Obama held a baby and it stopped crying. Bush holds a sandwich and the lettuce died. 10/05/22 19:18:45	2

	Excellent photo-shop skills and so realistic the way they've removed his soapbox and inserted a stool. 09/05/22 20:18:14	2

	"There we go... Saved to camera roll" 09/05/22 11:01:24	2

	"I love you Flora" "My names Laura" "Yes but you spread easily" 02/05/22 7:43:12	2