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Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.
8:57pm
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"This week on 'Excessive Flatulence', Gary levitates a horse after consuming half a kilo of brussel sprouts." [The Wolf]
There's a cheaper way with a knife, just down the street from the "coffee shop."
10:00pm
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Having a vasectomy in Holland was a brutal experience. [The Wolf]
But, of course!
8:07am
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"My name's Mittens by the way" [The Wolf]
"That's funny, you fit like a.."
1:21pm
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"My name's Mittens by the way" [The Wolf]
The choices are buying or renting.
4:47pm
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"Mate, I'm not giving you any money. You'll probably spend it on crack." [The Wolf]
and you shouldn't either
8:06am
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"Get a room! Ideally, a room with a view, or a mew, or a moo. Then once you're in the room and you've booted out all the other animals (cat and cow), remove that bloody superglue you silly Flamingos. How will I recognise you when you look like that."
(and no I won't take my caption down) [The Wolf]
Pferde kann nicht sprechen. Was ist denn mit ihnen los?
(Aber er versteht Englisch.)
11:59am
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"You're new here aren't you?"
"Entschuldigung, ich spreche kein Englisch. Ich bin ein deutsches Pferd." [The Wolf]
Electrolysis for facial hair removal at 12:17:00.
2:14pm
comment on caption:
"So what treatments have you decided to go for?"
"Flea and worm. You?" [The Wolf]
Catnip and tuck.
2:34pm
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"So what treatments have you decided to go for?"
"Flea and worm. You?" [The Wolf]
Yeah it's like Tarantino's first film "All Dogs Go To Heaven or Jail"
8:40am
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Quentin Tarantino's remake of 'A Bug's Life' was absolutely ruthless. [The Wolf]