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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	3700	2227	#82
Photos
Comments	3	3362	2075	#1
Forum Posts		68
Suggested Edits	2	10	4	#13
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	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	29074	#4
Photos	286	#48
Comments	2986	#1
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	3	#15
Tips	2	#3

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	lol The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base. 26/07/21 7:35:20	23

	creative "Get another one. How are we going to play badminton with that?" 06/09/21 7:41:27	18

	Wanted: Photographer. Part time hours. Must be flexible. 23/03/21 13:40:23	16

	lol "Why do we always have to get the cheap cereal?" 19/08/21 8:34:48	2 15
There's no plastic toy in it either --Vivvy En
	lol "Hmmm... Do I wear it, do I eat it or do I f**k it?" 07/07/19 9:40:34	1 15
All three! --Scrappy Doo
	This isn't what I ordered. Could you change it? 11/02/20 8:07:44	14

	The waiting area for Carlo's Barber Shop. 14/09/19 9:46:40	14

	Thanks, but I'd rather not. 27/01/21 8:46:42	11

	When you notice someone has duplicated one of your captions. But it isn't exactly the same. But you still want them to know. But you don't necessarily want them to delete it. But you think maybe you won't get votes if they keep it. But it would be nice if they gave you a vote. But you don't want it to look like you're asking for votes. But you want to be recognized for thinking of it first. But you know deep down you wouldn't have gotten any votes anyway. Then someone votes up your caption and you notice the other caption has disappeared just as you were editing your comment. You want to feel guilty but it's complicated. 11/07/20 2:58:27	12 11
Same for me, James, it was as if Willie were reading the thoughts that spin round in my head almost every day! Incidentally, I'm a Scorpio who never thinks about astrology, but I'm an INFP on the Myers-Briggs test. Maybe it's an Introverted iNt... --Crunchy Chords
	Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you? 21/07/19 20:16:24	11

	Of all the horses, he had to get the one with narcolepsy. 30/06/19 7:45:59	11

	You say potato, I say what-the-hell-is-that-other-thing. 28/01/21 8:13:00	2 10
It's what Popeye always said, when jacked up on spinach... "I yam what I yam!" --Mauris Iocus
	He found a way to a tractor. 30/07/20 11:03:36	10

	But... but... what if I made a mistake with the frosting? 10/04/20 11:29:24	3 10
Custard --Vivvy En
	We never have to worry about closing the gate. He can't get through. 31/01/21 8:57:30	1 9

	The Vulcans call it Spoccer. 03/09/20 7:03:19	9

	"Anon said what?" 07/08/20 18:43:35	9

	clever He carries the frying pan for hand to hand combat. I don't know what the hula hoop is for. 04/12/19 8:43:08	9

	lol Number one reason she doesn't wear a dress. 11/07/19 7:13:49	9

	"Tell me again. Who was in the back seat with Mary Hinge?" 27/07/21 12:04:48	8 8
I think it was Barry Hollocks --Mr Dome
	"How is the reception now?" "A little bit more to the right." 14/01/21 8:04:49	1 8

	lol "Thank you for attending our herd immunity experiment. We'd like to say goodbye to the two percent or so who will die and many more will become very sick, but the rest of you won't need to worry about getting Covid for an unknown period of time." "Why not just wait for the vaccine?" "Are you crazy, don't you know that vaccines are risky?" 17/12/20 18:11:45	8

	They say if you're young and slim enough, you can wear anything and it looks good on you. This is proof that it's not true. 25/06/20 7:48:07	8

	" I'll let you pet it again Bobby. But this time don't let your hands go below shoulder level, okay?" 24/10/19 7:16:13	8

	He's literally a man trapped inside a woman's body. 10/08/19 11:53:24	2 8
There is some good material here. --Scrijjy Doo
	Streaming live. 19/09/22 19:19:30	7

	"You had to go and order the large soup, didn't you." 21/09/20 19:17:55	7

	COVID-19 has really degraded the experience at strip clubs. 26/03/20 21:08:18	7

	By any chance could you play "Killed by Death" by Motorhead? 10/03/20 20:46:34	7

	Many people still don't believe in global warming. Meanwhile, the continent of Antarctica has shrunk to its smallest size ever. 05/01/20 20:05:19	7

	"Sorry to bother you Doctor, but all the fish have gone missing from the waiting room aquarium." 05/11/19 8:10:45	7

	He's become our best surgeon at tumor removal. All we have to do is shine a laser pointer on the tumor and it's gone in a flash. 05/11/19 8:04:27	7

	lol "Pass it down, we're gonna break out of here. On the count of... what's after two?" 22/09/19 22:06:42	1 7

	lol I bet you're wondering why I gathered all of you here today. 08/12/22 8:33:36	6

	He is lying in a river bed. Maybe now we can put the Gulliver jokes to sleep. 30/11/21 12:19:05	6

	lol "Ooh, that feels so good when you massage my eyeballs. Are you massaging my neck too? It feels so warm." 06/09/21 11:28:13	6

	What is it with all these "Sign Here" signs? I already know there's a sign there. 06/06/21 11:32:03	6

	"You must be wondering why I gathered all of you here today." 23/05/21 20:33:24	6

	"This unlucky fellow tried to read the entirety of that one very long caption about the rabbit and the mask." 03/04/21 19:13:25	6

	When you get online late and see that all your best ideas have already been posted. 23/09/20 19:30:51	6

	Typical men. They'll never stop and ask for directions. 30/08/20 7:10:11	6

	Of all the horses, he had to pick the one with narcolepsy. 09/05/20 19:19:02	6

	Not convinced that violators will vanish without a trace? Think about this: Where are areas 1-50? 18/04/20 12:04:29	6

	Oedipus wrecks... his father's face. 20/03/20 8:38:48	6

	If I could do that, I'd never leave my house. Come to think of it I never leave my house anyway. 17/03/20 16:27:09	1 6
You may have started a trend. --Scrijjy Doo
	I don't care what she is as long as she doesn't perch above my car. 22/01/20 12:39:54	6

	He got very excited when he read the words "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear". 02/01/20 4:24:26	6

	Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you? 17/11/19 8:42:37	6

	13:24 and no votes? Where is sarah upfold when you need her? 26/10/19 12:23:59	6

	The toilet that won't let you go. 21/10/19 19:51:21	6

	Glad to see them using Roman numerals. The Arabic ones were too confusing. I only understood about I/II of it. 09/10/19 20:25:45	6

	"You can go back to Kansas any time Dorothy. All you have to do is close your eyes, make a wish, and blow." 17/08/23 7:50:11	1 5

	"One last item" thought Dave. "Then I've got to go pick up my son where I left him outside the entrance." 10/06/23 7:21:30	5

	"Never tried farming before, but I'll take a shot." 06/01/23 8:27:16	5

	"This is our new baby boy. Seven pounds eleven ounces. Erm, seven pounds ten ounces." 19/09/22 19:15:33	5

	"The sign says bananas." "They're on a lower shelf." "Down under?" 10/07/22 7:40:34	5

	creative Is he a teacher or child at an American school? 25/05/22 8:18:13	5

	He's milking it for all it's worth. 31/12/21 8:35:49	5

	I won't say this ride is long, but those two were in their twenties when the ride began. 17/07/21 11:45:20	1 5
Is it a spin off from that new M. Night Shamalayan film? Here today, gondalier tomorrow --Glyn Evans
	"Awww. Isn't that cute. He thinks someone's actually going to vote for that caption." 19/06/21 7:29:37	5

	"This is your caption speaking: Stewardesses, please prepare clothes for takeoff." 26/04/21 7:37:46	4 5
I don't think it needs the "caption" pun, but a vote regardless. Would be nice if 10:35:17 gave you one too... --James Lennox
	Donald Trump's to-do list is very short these days. 27/01/21 8:52:10	5

	I think I speak for all of us when I say we're praying those straps don't break or slip off. 21/10/20 20:23:39	5

	"No, that was a number two I just did on your arm." 14/09/20 11:19:07	5

	"How's the reception now?" 12/08/20 7:42:57	5

	"We hired a famous architect to construct it at great expense." "What is it?" "It's a thing that you walk through to get to the other side." 03/08/20 18:06:05	5

	Sometimes you just have to relax after a hard day in the classroom. 19/07/20 5:56:37	5

	"...and you're STILL not going to stop and ask for directions?" 15/07/20 4:56:44	5

	"This is the worst candy cigarette I've ever had. It tastes like an ash tray." 08/07/20 7:05:08	5

	You shouldn't wolf down your food. 24/06/20 8:23:32	1 5
No you should woof it down in his case. --Flo .
	"Ewww! It's a brother, get that thing away from me." 01/06/20 19:15:50	5

	These days I never do any of those things anyway. 27/04/20 7:28:28	5

	Pooped Pooches 2020 Calendar 04/04/20 16:37:58	1 5
I see what you did there. --Scrijjy Doo
	Superglue never stops being funny. 08/03/20 8:57:43	5

	Captioneer reaction as she realizes it's going to be yet another kennethkonica picture. 28/02/20 8:41:56	5

	Her other car is a tank. 13/11/19 8:46:36	5

	🎵Killing me softly....🎵 12/11/19 20:27:17	5

	"Hey, could someone get some WD-40 so I can put my arm down?" 07/11/19 8:45:16	5

	He downed the wolf all right. 10/10/19 7:24:38	5

	Grain White sharks. 09/10/19 7:00:46	5

	They especially liked rising into the air on the hard left turns. 14/09/19 9:37:36	5

	Menagerie a trois. 09/09/19 19:47:33	5

	"What? My inspired, well thought out and researched caption got how many votes?" 07/08/19 11:21:39	2 5
An inspired, well thought out and researched caption? That might be worth a shot. Personally I just tend to waffle, although waffles are quite nice, especially with Banana and Ice Cream, mmmmmm delicious. Do you see what I mean? I should have save... --The Wolf
	"In honor of this picture's author, I will now do a Swan dive." 21/11/23 2:30:01	4

	"Need a tow?" "No thanks, I've already got six. And that's just on my left foot." 11/11/23 2:19:26	4

	Is it my imagination, or did the top layer get bigger when she leaned over to blow out the candles? 16/06/23 5:04:21	4

	It was going so well, until he got that maddening itch on his nose. 06/02/23 3:56:16	4

	lol "Show me how many arms you have!" 18/10/22 21:32:42	1 4
I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud. I've got to give it a LOL since I did ;) --James Lennox
	Typical guy. Making a meth in the kitchen. 01/06/22 20:59:31	4

	"What's Marmite?" "Willie Johnson, you lucky bastard!" 16/02/22 18:51:58	4

	Willie Johnson's new profile photo. 05/01/22 13:01:06	4

	Most of them believe they are president of the United States. 01/01/22 5:09:57	4

	The more you eat, the easier it is to read. 18/12/21 21:43:16	4

	There's a guy that only dates models. Are you one of them by any chance? 25/11/21 18:34:45	4

	You know, I suddenly don't want sushi any more. Let's get something else. 24/08/21 7:35:50	4

	Razing the roof. 22/08/21 8:37:17	4

	"I admire your parking job. That's a tight squeeze." 10/07/21 8:14:53	4

	"Now I'm pigeon toed." 19/05/21 11:30:51	4

	"I don't understand this leapfrog thing. I want to try again but I can't get off." "Uh, I think you just did." 07/05/21 8:01:11	4

	"I assure you, it's not raisin bread. Why do you ask?" 25/02/21 8:50:46	4