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	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	99	9	38	#5	14	60	#4	6203	19553	#13
Comments	21				1	1	#3	487	753	#13
Photos
Forum Posts								1
Suggested Edits	2							4	3	#15

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	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	9	#20	14	#24	6071	#40
Comments	1	#3			818	#12
Photos					1756	#12
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits					1	#16

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	"Wank you very much." 07/06/21 19:00:45	4

	He'd come highly recommended by Phil Collins but Elton had never experienced pain like being smacked in the knackers by a gorilla with a drumstick. 03/06/21 19:55:26	4

	The Big Garden Birdwatch 2021 produced some extraordinary results... 01/06/21 7:02:22	4

	Honey, I Blew Up The Kit 29/05/21 7:00:09	4

	"I've got a banging headache!" 25/05/21 19:00:11	4

	"Right. Everybody out! Women and children first!" "That's sinking ships, Pete." "Oh, yes. Silly me!" 25/05/21 12:14:12	4

	clever Is the Pope a cat? 24/05/21 19:01:37	1 4
Too subtle perhaps. Deserves more votes. --James Lennox
	"Eggs Benedict?" 24/05/21 19:00:21	4

	Just like their owners, the cats were desperate for the bars to open. 23/05/21 19:00:12	4

	Box Camera Photography 23/05/21 11:24:38	4

	** Two Stars - I found the seconds too sloppy. 15/05/21 11:00:53	4

	"Come out here, Mr Frog. I want to have a word with you about your son." 14/05/21 11:02:42	4

	It was close in the dance-off, but Tina was used to stiff competition. 14/05/21 7:01:14	4

	Rag 'n' bone Man 14/05/21 7:00:44	4

	"UGH! Haylitosis!!" 13/05/21 7:01:54	4

	I'm making pesto! 12/05/21 7:01:17	4

	Flamingo dancers 10/05/21 11:11:46	4

	🎵 Tweeting 'bout my generation 10/05/21 7:01:21	4

	Death Rolls-Royce 09/05/21 19:01:18	4

	"Feed the birds, tuppence a bandage." 08/05/21 19:00:17	4

	"Bit disappointed to be honest. Thought you said it was a micebox." 08/05/21 7:01:38	4

	That's put the cat amongst the fridge things. 08/05/21 7:00:40	4

	The MILF of Wall Street 06/05/21 19:00:10	4

	It wasn't easy catching Tinkerbell. I needed the right Hook. 03/05/21 7:04:44	4

	"What's new, pussycat?" "Well, since you ask... There's a right hoo-ha going on about caption ownership and etiquette along with various gripes about recycling. Anon is furious, but nothing new there." "Blimey! Better write something original then." "Ok. Did you know that 'blimey' is a contraction of 'God blind me' designed to avoid blaspheming? In addition, you appear to have no eyes which is a hilarious coincidence." "That's a very long caption now. I'm not sure people will read it. Just write 'Peeping Tom' or cut and paste the top one." 02/05/21 11:00:12	1 4

	Gimme a WHY??? 29/04/21 19:00:13	4

	Red Rumbled 27/04/21 7:00:41	4

	"Sorry." "Sorry." "S'cuse me." "Oh, sorry." Attenborough whisper 'With naff-all ice left, overcrowding is now a big issue for polar bears.' 25/04/21 11:00:51	4

	"Look, Karl! It's us entering a caption about us entering a caption about us entering a caption....." 25/04/21 7:03:16	4

	You're too young to shave! 17/04/21 19:02:26	4

	clever Siamese fighting fish 17/04/21 11:00:09	4

	I don't know how but they just clicked! 15/04/21 11:01:44	4

	Sabine was about to suffer a monumental injury. 14/04/21 19:01:12	4

	Soundgarden 12/04/21 11:00:58	4

	Mementoes 10/04/21 11:00:16	1 4
You can make a geyser if you drop them in a bottle of Diet Cocoke. :^) --Crunchy Chords
	They hunted in PÃ¢ques 02/04/21 11:00:08	4

	When I went to the football match, I wasn't expecting to see Arsenal! 26/03/21 8:00:16	4

	Nature Diary - Day 1: Headed to the hills. Very cold. Came across hundreds of blue tits. 21/03/21 20:00:45	4

	"I was looking for a big man up front, but you'll have to do." 17/03/21 8:00:32	4

	A Fistful of Dolly Mixtures 16/03/21 20:00:55	4

	BREAKING - Ref forced to intervene at World Leapfrog Championship when it's discovered one of the players isn't French. 14/03/21 20:05:41	4

	No terning back 12/03/21 8:00:23	4

	Hotty tub 09/03/21 12:03:57	4

	Uh-oh, urine trouble. 09/03/21 8:00:54	4

	'Don't piss on our parade!' 09/03/21 8:00:06	4

	"Hide! There's a massive locust coming!" 07/03/21 20:00:17	4

	"Yeah, you probably wanna leave that for five minutes." 22/02/21 12:01:10	4

	When you cheekily use work transport to nip to Tesco hoping nobody notices. 20/02/21 20:00:25	4

	A Room with a Moo 19/02/21 12:01:04	4

	Dick's wife told him if he didn't ditch his caption habit, he'd be on thin ice. 18/02/21 12:03:38	4

	"Yep. Jellyfish sting, miss. I will need to pee on you. Then you can go and get treated for the jellyfish sting." 14/02/21 8:01:17	4

	Kit Kat Chunky 11/02/21 12:00:07	4

	lol "We met at University College Hospital. I was studying medicine, she had a particularly nasty case of MRSA." 08/02/21 20:04:13	1 4
Speaking of medicine, remember when I couldn't bend my neck like this? She's a miracle worker with chiropractics, best bone doctor in Essex. --Mauris Iocus
	All our guards have huge pecks. 08/02/21 12:01:34	4

	"We've just found out we're going to have a baby! It'll be an Amazon delivery." 07/02/21 12:00:17	4

	Listen with Mortar 06/02/21 12:00:07	4

	Artistree 02/02/21 8:00:35	1 4
The rostrum doesn't fall far from the artistry. --Mauris Iocus
	Coracale 30/01/21 8:01:03	4

	Rhea view mirror 28/01/21 12:00:23	4

	It was too late for the rest of the A-Team but they could still save Face. 26/01/21 8:00:25	4

	Breaking News: Trump struck deaf on last day in office. It was revealed he spent the entire day saying 'Pardon'. 24/01/21 8:00:17	4

	It sounds like bollocks, but for years we were haunted by the ghost of a headless naturist. 22/01/21 20:27:41	4

	lol Hide and squeak 18/01/21 20:00:07	2 4
Crunchy too. Maybe it was the way you said it, Stephen. ;) --Al Overy
	Five different Michael Jackson versions to collect! 12/01/21 6:51:42	1 4
Does the complete collection include the little boy's sleepover kit? --Mauris Iocus
	Jenny enjoyed a lovely glass of wine in the blacksmith's arms. Lucky old blacksmith! 11/01/21 13:19:09	4

	My friend told me that there are two reasons these little deer are dangerous when they charge. Then I bent over to tie my shoelaces and quickly discovered his points. 09/01/21 8:01:13	4

	"Doctor, doctor, I can't get apples off my mind!" "Take a seat and I'll see wassailing you." 08/01/21 20:04:25	3 4
Love it. I was quite surprised to find out that wassailing involves throwing cider around orchards to bring in a good harvest, then getting smashed and dancing around. Do Wassailing parties still happen I wonder? --Glyn Evans
	Maybe The Dictator General would review his edict on compulsory fan mail... 07/01/21 8:08:38	4

	Fixture congestion led to a clash between the Baywatch UK tryouts and the Invisible Wheely Bin Racing Championship. 06/01/21 8:25:12	4

	His last diary entry was just before the Fall. 03/01/21 8:16:33	4

	After taking the Milky Way and beating the Red Car, the success and fame were too much to handle. The Blue Car started hanging out in the wrong garages, got some dubious tattoos and was permanently smashed. He was last seen in a seedy car park with Stan Collymore. 28/12/20 12:00:52	4

	Finally! Have your cake AND eat it with Boris's new, improved 'British Sovereign Tea'. 26/12/20 12:00:22	2 4
All that for Â£1? I'll have it! --Molly R
	If you've ever wondered what Santa gets up to after fifty thousand shots of brandy... 25/12/20 22:06:06	4

	Snowman's best friend 23/12/20 8:00:17	4

	We all know what's coming next but what you guano do? 19/12/20 12:00:19	4

	"I'm freezing!", said Helena. "Tough tits", replied Hermia. 19/12/20 10:42:11	4

	Seeside 16/12/20 12:00:23	4

	Surrounded by sharks, the lads feared the worst until Helium Man floated by to pluck them to safety! 15/12/20 12:16:48	4

	'Clean me up, Scotty!' 06/12/20 8:00:56	4

	'You should sunbathe less and moisturise more.' 'Well, thank you Einstein!' 25/11/20 20:02:38	4

	"So, tell me more about this string theory, Mr Einstein." 25/11/20 20:00:09	1 4
"Vell, it oll begins vit a huge spinning boll, vitch unrravvvels thru ze fabreek off time.""Oh yes! Go on... GO ON!" --Mauris Iocus
	Dominic Gummings 24/11/20 20:11:01	4

	🎵 "You say goodbye and I say hello." 🎵 21/11/20 20:01:49	4

	'The Covid test came back clear but she does have a touch of Rabies.' 16/11/20 8:01:14	4

	'But, Mr Cummings, The Barnard Castle Tandoori desperately needs this publicity, sir!' 14/11/20 12:00:43	4

	"Have you seen a cat on a skateboard go past?" 09/11/20 8:01:22	4

	"In the wild, he's a target for Wig Game hunters." 08/11/20 10:32:40	4

	A Wing and a Prairie Dog. 07/11/20 20:09:14	4

	Chip refused to appear in the photo as he was chicken. 06/11/20 20:30:31	4

	For when you've been touching lots of knobs. 05/11/20 12:03:10	4

	SCHOOL MEAL ROW: Hungry child feeds friends and family using clever disguise. 'He really is the Greatest Of All Time!', joked his mum. 31/10/20 12:00:16	4

	"Of course, I can't remember the whole caption but it was 'something, something Gulliver'. I don't know how they do it!" 28/10/20 8:02:25	4

	Beer giggles 28/10/20 8:01:15	4

	Although the pumpkin looked evil, it was really nice as pie. 27/10/20 8:00:16	4

	Sex toys 14/10/20 11:20:18	4

	The Memphis Baby Belle 01/10/20 20:28:16	4

	"This is the very last photo of my husband and son... Next to the crocodile pit with a very low wall." 30/09/20 19:00:21	4

	"But, MUM! I had a bath last week!" 21/09/20 19:00:10	4

	"Are they that big in real life, dad?" "Well, son, park rangers need to take on a lot of calories to keep out the cold." 21/09/20 11:47:08	4

	These dogs are trained to sniff out crack. 19/09/20 19:00:48	4

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last comments (total: 670)

Brilliant caption, well deserved leader of the pack.

C CaMel

01/12/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Many congratulations, Al. You gave us a storming performance with month.

Vivvy En

01/12/24
7:56am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

A class act. Well done Al.

Dot Old

01/12/24
8:14am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Wagnificent caption Al! 4/10 must be one of the best monthly performances too. Karen's caption was great as well. Don't join Tom in the conservatory just yet Karen, you might be in the running for a Dave award for the one that got away.

Stephen Bean

01/12/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Great caption Al and a fantastic achievement to have nearly half the contenders. Like Steve I think Karen must have a great chance in the 'one that got away' category.

Dave Bryan

01/12/24
8:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Congratulations Al, you've certainly had a considerable degree of success this month!

Glyn Evans

01/12/24
9:03am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Thanks so much for the votes and comments, everyone. What a lovely surprise! It was my birthday last month so to win is very timely and special. Thank you. 🙏🏻🤗

(caption author)

01/12/24
9:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

She had an Over-Bearing presence on the stage.

[anon]

03/12/24
9:21pm