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	Pygmies - delicious but completely indigestable. 27/08/20 7:01:06	8

	SpongeBob Despair Pants. 09/08/20 19:02:33	8

	Daz: gets everything out. Including your son. 31/07/20 19:45:24	8

	This is my guide dog, Maverick. He's more like my pilot. He's a good boy except for that time he tried to dry hump Kelly McGillis. 20/07/20 7:03:34	1 8
Who hasn't? --Scrijjy Doo
	The leader of the Green Party's last wish was to be recycled as a hand dryer. 19/07/20 11:10:20	8

	Ted never ran a bath for anyone but himself. He was a selfish bath Ted. 17/07/20 7:22:57	8

	The event was strictly quack tie. Mon 12:03:47	7

	Jess felt she could probably stretch to some chips. 11/12/24 8:02:59	7

	It was then I began to worry she was being groomed online. 02/12/24 8:30:44	7

	He's one of the Dead Arrows. 19/11/24 12:07:37	7

	"Wait, don't say 'The Towel and the Puss'... Too late." 14/11/24 20:01:39	7

	When you said your house could do with a drive... 31/10/24 8:05:16	7

	Shit Show 26/10/24 21:20:00	7

	"Come and see Minnie Mouse roll up, roll up!" 22/10/24 11:08:17	7

	Dad was getting fed up with sleepless knights. 25/07/24 11:04:38	7

	I'm not a fan of these Carrion films. 17/05/24 19:03:00	7

	"He's just started scrawling." 17/05/24 7:12:02	7

	The frontrunners were happy having avoided a nasty squash in the middle. 14/05/24 7:06:34	7

	Cinderfella 12/05/24 19:02:06	7

	Following a large decline in business, the Mexican Dental Association takes drastic action. 05/05/24 7:06:51	7

	Tom was careful to avoid the carrotid artery. 04/04/24 11:02:48	7

	The Three Lidl Pigs 02/04/24 19:15:39	7

	"Keep your Hans to yourself!" 22/03/24 8:01:42	7

	Stephen had terrible halibutosis. 14/03/24 8:08:57, edited: 15/03/24 19:34:05, suggested edits	2 7
You've got a wandering i. --Troompa Loompa
	"It looks great, Bob, but will it REALLY keep bugs off your windscreen?" 25/02/24 8:13:05	7

	Little Boy Bru 24/01/24 20:11:05	7

	Slush puppy 23/01/24 12:02:05	7

	Got to love a good old soak! 29/12/23 12:12:19	1 7

	Definitely Ducatis. 24/11/23 20:00:33	7

	🎶 Stuck in the middle with yew 🎶 12/11/23 12:03:29	7

	A Tomb with a Brew 07/11/23 20:59:21	7

	You should see the size of HIS carbon footprint. 02/11/23 10:06:22	7

	creative REMEMBER: A dragon is for life, not just for Christmas. 11/10/23 9:37:02, edited: 11/10/23 13:54:30	7

	"Ooh, ooh, I know this one! It's a shovel snouted lizard on hot sand!" 20/09/23 19:03:56	7

	Bob only suffered with sideburns. 20/09/23 7:15:04	7

	creative "...and I made Goliath's scrotum into a snare drum." 27/08/23 11:09:55	7

	Luckily, the sniper missed her head. 26/08/23 7:01:22	7

	"Quick question, if you are police, why does it say 'Ambulance' on your van? Asking for my captioneer friends." 20/08/23 7:14:36	3 7
I've been working on a similar caption for several minutes, but have been Googling to fact check as I'm not UK based. The police captions are a real stretch, aren't they? Nevermind, I'm going to work on a Fire Engine caption now ;) --James Lennox
	"I dough." 14/08/23 7:08:28	7

	"Hey! No flash photography in the gallery!" 12/08/23 11:04:08	7

	Meanwhile at the Heavy Petting Zoo... 09/08/23 19:13:17	7

	🎵 Rollin', rollin', rollin' 05/08/23 11:04:09	7

	It's struck Accord anyway. 23/07/23 7:17:52	7

	Nine Ladies Glancing 12/07/23 19:09:35	7

	Legs Elevenses 29/06/23 8:49:53	7

	New camera technology suggests Covid virus may have spread by tiny parachutes. 03/06/23 7:05:45	7

	Breaking: Neurosurgeon finds the area of the male brain responsible for 'lifting a finger around the house'. 29/05/23 19:00:38	7

	"Bloody Ocado! Says here we've exceeded the maximum number of sausages!" 27/05/23 7:00:16	7

	"C'mon, Timmy", said Anne. "Just because George joined Stonewall, Julian passed away and I'm an alcoholic, we're still the Famous Five, right?" 26/05/23 7:01:52	7

	The Empire Likes Snacks 16/05/23 19:33:55	7

	Blind man's buffet 09/05/23 7:00:20	7

	"What do you think of the Bloody Mary, Drac?" "A+" 06/05/23 19:00:18	7

	He learnt to scrawl before he could walk. 26/04/23 19:00:17	7

	Pour parenting. 19/04/23 11:58:59, edited: 19/04/23 12:01:03	7

	"To complain about a pyramid scheme, press option one..." 29/03/23 7:00:31	7

	"Hello, mummy?" 29/03/23 7:00:10	7

	She's a Babe! 26/03/23 7:00:11	7

	"Here we are in East London where knife crime is about to soar..." 24/03/23 12:01:17	7

	Food parcel 28/02/23 12:00:10	7

	A milk-curdling Scream. 28/01/23 12:00:11	1 7

	The Four Tots 01/01/23 12:00:22	7

	"YOUR MOTHER COOKS SAUSAGES IN HELL!" 03/12/22 8:00:37	7

	Ukraine News: Russia denies running low on troops and weapons. 17/11/22 8:03:18	7

	"Sorry, love, we don't take plastic." 13/11/22 20:15:55	7

	Despite the best efforts of the rescue team, Bob and Jackie never saw their son again. He did however get an A+ for his science project. 13/11/22 8:02:31	1 7
Lol 😁 --Ellen Duncalf
	"Please, please, please let me shit in your seed tray!!!" 07/11/22 8:00:22	7

	Hot flush 05/09/22 11:00:23	7

	Poor little sole! 20/08/22 7:39:25	1 7
Brings tears to my eyes, it is just sole destroying --Nigel Marshall
	She's dug a six foot hole in your flower bed. 12/08/22 7:00:18	7

	"Next on Blue Peter, Simon and Goldie will show you how to barbecue stuff on a red hot grill. You don't need to ask your parents because this is the 1980s, so bollocks to health and safety." 11/08/22 19:36:57	7

	Or 'Workouts for Pussies'. 11/08/22 11:02:03	7

	"What the hell is he doing here? Call Piste Control!" 27/07/22 12:43:23	7

	Which came first - the chicken or the ebb? 18/07/22 19:00:53	7

	"Bone appetit!" 12/07/22 7:00:20	7

	"These are a far cry from bananas." 10/07/22 7:02:55	7

	There's nothing Sylvester likes more than a game of Cat and Mouth. 09/07/22 11:00:07	7

	Knit one, purr one. 02/07/22 7:00:19	7

	"How did the victim end up face down on the barbecue with a sausage in each ear, Sarge?" "Not sure, but it may have been caused by a blow to the back of the head." 21/06/22 19:07:28	7

	Something tells me it's time to change those socks. 19/06/22 7:15:55	7

	🎵 I like big books and I cannot lie 🎵 17/06/22 19:00:27	7

	Head cook. 21/05/22 19:00:33	7

	"Each baguette contains three Brazilian steaks, Mr Bush." "Good Lord!... and how many's a brazilian again?" 10/05/22 19:02:13	7

	Jenny's other half is a bit of a stuffed shirt. 09/05/22 7:00:09	7

	"Now, Professor, you've spent many years studying Stonehenge and written many books upon it. I understand today that with the help of the latest technology you're able to reveal the greatest secret of how the ancients succeeded in constructing this amazing monument?" "Yes. Superglue." 30/04/22 7:51:49	7

	Doggy bag 23/04/22 7:00:10	7

	"Thank you for calling NHS 111, Mr Stoneface. I understand you're starting to hallucinate?" 22/04/22 11:23:23	7

	lol "Right, enough of this crap, who's up for wine and wafers?" 19/04/22 11:01:42	7

	'O Lord, bless this thy missile, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' 19/04/22 11:00:29	3 7
And the Lord did grin, and spake, saying, 'Launchest thou thy Holy Missile towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' :^) --Crunchy Chords
	clever Battery not included. 19/04/22 7:00:07	7

	"Hello, Darling. Do you want a cuttle?" 17/04/22 7:01:39	7

	"Actually, I think I'll go by braille." 10/04/22 19:00:58	7

	Pack Lunch 06/04/22 7:36:56	7

	creative "Monkey?" "Yes, Sire?" "Has the parasol blown off again?" "Erm..." 04/04/22 19:05:38	7

	"Leia?" "Well, I'll get the First Dance out the way but then I'm fairly optimistic." 08/03/22 20:06:30	7

	I got this weird looking toy for my kid today. It was a pretty fair swap. 03/03/22 21:28:52	7

	🎵 Another Pleasant Valley Sand Day 09/02/22 20:04:27	7

	'Have taken... little pigs to market... Just checking... which one has roast beef? Txs.' 26/01/22 8:27:56	7

	The steering's a little steiff. 12/01/22 12:00:12	7

	I must've done something wrong - this one's leaking. 08/01/22 12:05:23	7

	He's definitely not straight. 05/01/22 12:00:09	7

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last comments (total: 669)

Congratulations, you really unleashed a masterful pun!

KT A

01/12/24
6:48am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Brilliant caption, well deserved leader of the pack.

C CaMel

01/12/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Many congratulations, Al. You gave us a storming performance with month.

Vivvy En

01/12/24
7:56am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

A class act. Well done Al.

Dot Old

01/12/24
8:14am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Wagnificent caption Al! 4/10 must be one of the best monthly performances too. Karen's caption was great as well. Don't join Tom in the conservatory just yet Karen, you might be in the running for a Dave award for the one that got away.

Stephen Bean

01/12/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Great caption Al and a fantastic achievement to have nearly half the contenders. Like Steve I think Karen must have a great chance in the 'one that got away' category.

Dave Bryan

01/12/24
8:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Congratulations Al, you've certainly had a considerable degree of success this month!

Glyn Evans

01/12/24
9:03am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Thanks so much for the votes and comments, everyone. What a lovely surprise! It was my birthday last month so to win is very timely and special. Thank you. 🙏🏻🤗

(caption author)

01/12/24
9:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

She had an Over-Bearing presence on the stage.

[anon]

03/12/24
9:21pm