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	I paid $78 and they sent me a pear. 28/07/24 7:19:29	11

	We would have given him genitals but thought it would be too crude. 02/11/23 8:09:36	11

	It's amazing how you can make your political opponents dissappear. 10/10/23 19:02:27	11

	I met her on match.com 20/09/23 7:44:55	11

	Electric cars are fine until you have to replace the battery. 21/05/23 19:12:02	11

	It's a cut throat business. 29/01/23 12:05:05	11

	It's choc full. 27/12/22 8:15:22	11

	Christmas morning and I've spent hours trying to assemble the kids swing. 25/12/22 8:24:56	11

	I hate spot the difference competition's but occasionally it throws up some good photos. 25/11/22 12:15:46	11

	"Which way are the toilets? ..... never mind too late." 24/09/22 7:21:55	11

	We accept payment in gold ,frankincense and myrrh. 18/06/22 11:17:35	11

	I can't wait for fuel bills to drop and I can have a proper bath again. 21/05/22 19:15:18	11

	I love to listen to my old 78s. 31/03/22 7:06:08	11

	"It was a great disco but we must get it back to the lighthouse before any more ships run aground." 14/03/22 8:31:53	1 11
Unfortunately they never made it to the lighthouse. They got stuck in some Virginia Woolf novel, never to be seen again. --Sauce Pan
	"I just got a reply to my email about being a Nigerian Prince." 14/01/22 8:05:11	11

	"Did we have to buy a house so close to your mother?" 19/12/21 8:01:32	11

	"How do you know the sizes?" "I'm keeping a log." 17/12/21 12:16:53	11

	I got this for my girlfriend and she got me a viagra earing but now I have a hard of hearing problem. 07/12/21 20:05:19	1 11
Hard of earring? Eh? What did you say? --Willie Johnson
	That reminds me I must get the Christmas tree lights out of the loft. 03/12/21 8:05:17	11

	You are going to have to puncture that beach ball if you want to be invited back on the Flat Earth Society annual holiday next year. 29/08/21 7:14:38	11

	I'm glad to see the government have allowed weddings to get back to normal. 02/07/21 19:15:33	11

	Admit it we all made mistakes when we changed from imperial to metric measurement. 12/06/21 7:03:30	11

	June 2078. "How much longer do we have to quarantine for after our weekend away in Portugal?" 10/06/21 7:17:00	11

	I think it's time the child catcher from Chitty chitty bang bang got glasses. 29/05/21 11:02:03	1 11
If in the state of Vulgaria they insist on imprisoning all of their children, the children that have evaded capture for so long are simply going to get older. --Glyn Evans
	clever Ok I shall stop feeding them now says Captain Hook 08/05/21 19:23:59	11

	Why do they never put a zip in these fancy dress costumes. 27/04/21 19:03:47	11

	lol Still Pamela Stephenson denies anything went on during the Not the 9 o'clock News Christmas party in 1981. 27/02/21 12:12:14	11

	Giant cone lands on Daily Mail headquarters, trainee journalist gets 1st big scoop. 22/02/21 8:03:20	11

	Pets R-USt 03/02/21 8:05:16	11

	No entry 16/01/21 21:15:32	1 11
Especially not by Willie, or Mr. Johnson. --Willie Johnson
	"Waiter I ordered the mushrooms in a cream sauce." "Just give it a minute." 09/11/24 8:56:23	10

	Dave wnt out hunting for the Loch Ness monster and discovered big foot. 02/11/24 8:44:38	10

	And that's how she ends up with knits. 12/10/24 11:07:38	10

	Shear madness 18/07/24 7:06:18	10

	clever Jock was shocked when the gender reveal showed he was having a trans kid. 03/07/24 7:03:55	10

	No Mr Bond I want you to DIY . 01/06/24 11:11:40	10

	Don't you just hate it when someone turns up to a party dressed the same as you ? 25/04/24 7:12:15	10

	Baby shark I do do do do do . 11/04/24 7:04:27	10

	Optimus not in his prime. 17/03/24 8:05:36	10

	"Honestly love once they say covid restrictions are over you will be the 1st to know. 21/01/24 8:15:55	10

	"Come on I've been waiting 3 days now for you to restock." 20/01/24 12:08:36, edited: 20/01/24 12:12:54	10

	All the President's menu. 18/07/23 7:10:05, edited: 18/07/23 7:10:36	10

	I think the dogs are in season again. 24/06/23 7:17:40	10

	When going on holiday it's always the wife's job to remember to pack his trunks. 26/02/23 8:09:02, edited: 26/02/23 8:09:14	10

	"I know sir it's to take your mind off the fly in your soup." 19/02/23 8:12:49	10

	Her 1st attempt to get off the island failed, next time she is going to try the hoovercraft. 11/02/23 20:21:27	10

	lol "I don't mind having to share the bathroom with trans women but do they have to piss in the sink?" 28/01/23 8:35:59	10

	When you buy a flat pack kitchen table from IKEA but your husband says he doesn't need the instructions. 23/01/23 20:34:40	10

	"I know your insurance says we will fix it free of charge but there's a no pets claws." 10/01/23 12:04:57, edited: 10/01/23 12:05:19	10

	Free Willy. 24/11/22 12:21:17, edited: 24/11/22 12:42:47	10

	Was it a good idea to let Rishi get Boris his leaving present? 08/08/22 11:09:05	10

	"Do you take Sandra to be your lawful wedded wife?" "Whoo." "Sandra." 18/07/22 7:12:28	10

	"Dad can we just buy a Guess Who game like everyone else." 15/07/22 7:11:22	1 10

	The Bible if written today. "Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay." The End. 07/05/22 11:23:36	1 10

	"You look 5 years younger Rosa." "I hope not I'm only 4." 09/04/22 11:05:34	10

	Sarah said she is going to stop taking selfies and in future will focus on her boyfriend. 07/01/22 20:09:23	10

	Mary washed one of these miners in the new improved washing powder the rest in your regular box of washing powder 15/12/21 12:06:07	10

	"Bloody hell son , next time you get into an argument at school don't get into the my dad's bigger than your dad crap." 30/07/21 7:23:04	1 10
"You know how I hate beating those smaller dads to a pulp." --Willie Johnson
	"As this is your 1st day working for us as a parking attendant we're going to throw you in at the deep end." 10/07/21 7:11:12	2 10
Maybe "throw" rather than "through". --Molly R
	"Is that parcel for Dave?" "Whooo." "Dave." "Whooo." "DAVE." "WHOO." 09/07/21 19:07:39	10

	"Were you in Pingu?" "Yes but don't say anything as he's not ready to come out yet." 01/07/21 19:01:09	10

	"We don't have any complaints now but we did when it was erected." 12/05/21 19:31:30	10

	Colonel Saunders says these pigeons are finger nicking good. 08/05/21 19:25:50	23 10
I've been biting my tongue on this for a few days, mostly because I think everyone is sick of unnecessary drama, but there are a couple of things I've got to say.Claiming the Anon feature is the site's avenue to political correctnes... --James Lennox
	Quick get him back he's having flashbacks to the day he spent with Michael Jackson in Neverland 03/05/21 7:28:48	10

	After living together for the last 14 months the tallest man says ha can't take any more lookdown 18/04/21 11:28:43	10

	Hare of the dog 02/04/21 11:11:29	10

	After hours climbing Pete and John can finally announce they have found the worlds largest Walnut whip. 31/03/21 11:02:47	10

	Careful it might be a booby trap. 21/03/21 20:25:33	10

	Alcoholics Anonymous. 20/03/21 20:08:32	5 10
I reckon just "Alcoholics Anonymous" would suffice. --James Lennox
	clever I identify as a penguin, I just haven't completed the change yet 06/02/21 20:15:22	10

	Biological dwarfare 05/02/21 8:33:31	10

	It was at the fastest and highest point that Tina realised she had failed to do her safety belt on the roller coaster. 29/01/21 8:44:38	10

	You always get one with a wonky wheel that doesn't go where you want it to. 03/11/24 8:10:02	9

	Catatonic. 02/11/24 12:45:59	9

	Larry Grayson lived in the 1st room. 11/09/24 11:04:00	9

	Too many pils. 04/09/24 11:01:40	9

	Girls not so loud. 07/07/24 11:36:32	9

	Call of the wild. 18/05/24 11:03:04	9

	"Why have you made a exact model of me without balls ?" 05/05/24 11:06:50	9

	"Which one would you like for your wife?" "You can have her for nothing mate." 15/01/24 20:20:47	9

	I can see this will cause a mass debate. 13/01/24 13:11:14	9

	4 people come forward in the Russell Brand scandal and claim there was no sexual harassment even though they stalked him for years 06/10/23 12:58:57	9

	He may be getting old but he can still attract the birds. 17/07/23 19:16:51	9

	"Big fruit." "How very dare you." 20/05/23 11:14:18	9

	Following a terrible accident Bake Off has now been axed. 16/02/23 8:08:39	2 9

	They all survived but it was a close shave. 29/01/23 12:07:08	9

	Cheap flights available if no luggage. 30/12/22 12:01:39	9

	So how did your tinder date go? 25/11/22 20:08:50	1 9
They were a match. --Al Overy
	Seeing the state of his bank balance Dave wished he had made a withdrawal 2 years ago on date night. 19/08/22 7:12:02	9

	Literachair 16/08/22 7:02:25	9

	"That wasn't a pile of bones you tried to bury it was Granny sunbathing on the beach." 02/08/22 7:18:30	9

	"One 99 please." " Can everyone please stop reminding me how much a litre of petrol is." 24/06/22 7:13:48	9

	"What's up Doc?" "I think it's a case of bed Bugs." 17/06/22 11:33:40	9

	"How long have you been a bank robber Mavis?" 16/03/22 20:19:27	1 9

	"The book is all about men being sexist and condescending to women but I wouldn't worry your pretty little head about it love." 16/03/22 12:47:48	9

	The caption me beauty contest , vote now and see who you voted for in 3 days 03/02/22 12:18:11	9

	"Everyone is looking at us." "Well it is my wife's funeral " 14/01/22 20:12:02	9

	I started with 1 bag then it became 2 then 4 then 8 bags it just keeps Dublin. 28/12/21 20:15:06	9

	Gran theft auto. 23/12/21 20:09:44	9

	Anne Hegerty has never liked long term dating she prefers the chase. 17/12/21 8:06:21	9