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Comments | 54 | 1 | 1 | 8 | #1 | 153 | 231 | #35 | ||
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20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
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08/04/21 12:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
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01/06/24 12:05:36, edited: 04/07/24 0:27:41 |
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Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
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03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who? --Glyn Evans
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28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 10:37:34 |
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Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
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13/07/22 8:01:44 |
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16/06/22 8:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁 --Glyn Evans
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31/03/23 8:22:24 |
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30/03/22 12:50:56 |
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31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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28/05/23 8:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front? --Mr Dome
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23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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14/09/22 12:09:10 |
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09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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22/01/23 8:34:21 |
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
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10/06/23 12:01:55 |
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03/10/22 12:12:21 |
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Haven't got any bonus votes to give you, but this is very creative and funny! --Kate B
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11/02/22 8:13:13 |
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11/05/21 8:08:43 |
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12/07/24 12:04:59 |
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03/02/24 8:08:24 |
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28/01/24 20:10:53 |
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16/09/23 12:15:36 |
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11/03/23 8:24:29 |
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11/02/23 12:04:02 |
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07/09/24 8:48:16 |
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My kids were doing stuff like that at 3 months. --Karen McDonald
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25/04/24 8:26:56 |
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08/04/24 20:02:24, edited: 08/04/24 20:08:05, suggested edits |
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03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits |
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15/09/23 8:11:11 |
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23/09/22 8:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 8:11:28 |
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27/08/22 20:27:40 |
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22/07/22 8:12:18 |
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
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08/07/22 12:14:39 |
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"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
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29/04/22 8:18:19 |
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How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
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24/03/22 8:01:11 |
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Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
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11/09/21 20:06:10 |
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For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
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02/05/21 20:25:24 |
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It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
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25/03/21 20:28:23 |
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21/03/21 8:04:06 |
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03/11/23 8:11:22, edited: 03/11/23 19:57:15, suggested edits |
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22/07/22 20:42:31 |
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16/01/22 20:28:59 |
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14/01/22 8:07:54 |
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10/12/21 8:10:20 |
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Maybe that will get her the rest of the way over. --Willie Johnson
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29/06/21 20:07:11 |
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01/09/24 12:34:11 |
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14/03/24 12:06:43 |
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Sir Ian McKellen doesn't object to being touched up. --Troompa Loompa
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02/03/24 8:22:30 |
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21/07/23 20:19:55 |
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29/04/23 8:06:30 |
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21/02/23 20:22:12 |
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16/06/22 12:18:59 |
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26/01/22 12:04:17 |
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22/01/22 20:47:15 |
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31/12/21 20:27:50 |
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Kidney kebabs? --James Lennox
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16/12/21 20:14:00 |
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09/12/21 8:07:19 |
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Who's that big kid on the left? --Willie Johnson
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17/09/21 8:01:06 |
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30/06/21 8:02:34 |
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07/06/21 20:16:59 |
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11/02/21 20:41:03 |
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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
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Sun 12:06:33 |
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02/07/24 20:31:06 |
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03/03/24 8:08:50 |
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14/09/23 20:08:32 |
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And for bungalow we make the flatbread. --Karen McDonald
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17/07/23 20:11:02 |
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04/02/23 20:41:54, edited: 04/02/23 20:42:06 |
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29/01/23 20:11:48 |
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07/10/22 8:17:10 |
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28/08/22 12:32:54 |
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21/01/22 20:27:46 |
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He doesn't even have charge of his own kid. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/21 20:18:25 |
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11/09/21 8:31:13 |
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05/09/21 8:17:57 |
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29/06/21 12:01:09 |
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Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
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13/05/21 8:09:46 |
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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
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10/05/21 8:02:08 |
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06/03/21 8:03:41 |
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100 ml is only 9.5p, but you can't purchase it. --Willie Johnson
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03/02/21 20:13:30 |
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Your best one yet! --Mauris Iocus
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19/01/21 8:01:39 |
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You should see the under 8 boys' swim team --Mr Dome
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That's the best bit. It's nothing to do with racism, it's the fun of having something making an almighty splash! It's not all mindless vandalism
Actually it reminds me of that time I smashed my next door neighbour's garden gnomes, only because they were in minstrel blackface. The gnomes, not the neighbour.
1:48pm
comment on caption:
"When do we get to pull it off its plinth and throw it in the river?" [Tony S]
I thought it was Ramsgate.
8:16am
comment on caption:
"Do we always have to come to Baaabados?" [Tony S]
Pretty sure it's Buenos Aries.
10:23pm
comment on caption:
"Do we always have to come to Baaabados?" [Tony S]
I also thought it was Ram's Gait.
2:34pm
comment on caption:
"Do we always have to come to Baaabados?" [Tony S]
Unfortunately they never made it to the lighthouse. They got stuck in some Virginia Woolf novel, never to be seen again.
9:04am
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"It was a great disco but we must get it back to the lighthouse before any more ships run aground." [Tony S]
At least they wouldn't recognise her boobs. Then again...
8:22pm
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"How long have you been a bank robber Mavis?" [Tony S]
It can't have bothered people that much. If things were that bad you'd just go outside and catch COVID.
8:22am
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If all you had known was life since March 2020 who wouldn't jump. [Tony S]
Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'.
8:22am
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You know it's dangerous when even the lighthouse has a shocked expression on its face. [Tony S]
Thank you!
8:31am
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You know it's dangerous when even the lighthouse has a shocked expression on its face. [Tony S]
Babies do have wisdom about them.
11:45am
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If all you had known was life since March 2020 who wouldn't jump. [Tony S]