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It's good to get all your kids round for Christmas.

Tony S 09/12/21 08:07:19

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Who's that big kid on the left?--Willie Johnson

🎵 It's my party and I'll lie if I want to 🎵

Dave Bryan 09/12/21 08:51:27

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Everyone knows that Allegra has gone<br />She duly wept for her crime<br />Why were they holding a bash<br />With cheese and presents and wine?--Glad You Remember

Muppet - Christmas Carol.

The Wolf 09/12/21 08:24:19

"Please give generously, it's for a good cause. Carrie wants some new curtains."

Vivvy En 09/12/21 09:32:58

"Sing faster! I've got an illegal party to get to," said Boris.

Al Overy 09/12/21 08:00:12

In the bleak mid winter People made to moan Earth was in pandemic Rules were writ in stone While the hordes had fallen Tory parties flowed In the bleak mid winter Not so long ago..

stoneface1 09/12/21 08:00:35

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Maybe "hordes" rather than "hoards"?--Molly R

'Why don't you all just fuck off!', said the kids to the Tories

Mr Dome 09/12/21 09:05:07

"Bloody marvellous bash but where's David Cameron? I need to get back to city hall." "No sir, you live here and you're the Prime Minister." "Am I really? That's bloody exciting news. Get President Obama on the phone. Have we left the European Union yet? And what's this Covid all about? Can I have some candy floss?"

The Wolf 09/12/21 09:22:07

'Twat the night before Christmas

Mr Dome 09/12/21 09:05:27

Stop staring at his hair.

Scrijjy Doo 09/12/21 08:14:05

The Wally and the Ivy

Al Overy 09/12/21 08:04:17

"Right everyone, let's go waffling." "I think you mean 'wassailing'." "I know what I said."

Michael Winner 09/12/21 13:01:12

Jane was excited to see Wurzel Gummidge.

alexandra ball 09/12/21 11:11:18

"Once in errrrrr royal David's errrrrrr city, stood errrrrrr lowly cattle errrrrrr."

The Wolf 09/12/21 09:14:21

♫ Ding dong merrily on lie ♫

Ian Skelding 09/12/21 08:00:14

With a bit of creativity from photoshop Boris seems to have an alibi.

Kenny Ireland 09/12/21 23:01:20

Ok, that's the photo, now tell them Santa's round the corner.

Tosser Wivlov 09/12/21 12:16:52

"There was no Carol singers outside number 10 and if there was which there wasn't they were all socially distanced , if they had been there in the 1st place."

Tony S 09/12/21 08:05:01

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