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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	279	228	#198
Photos
Comments	3	325	117	#51
Forum Posts		5

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	1072	#117
Photos	72	#84
Comments	124	#44
Forum Posts

captions comments given captioned photos

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	Try working for 50 years with someone's hand up your ass... we've had ENOUGH! 04/05/21 11:18:56	13

	creative Ladies, over 30? 1 word Moisturize 09/05/21 19:41:20	1 12

	Tell me again about this mystical "physics" you speak of... 09/04/21 10:38:28	9

	The moment his arms gave out, he performed the world's greatest vanishing act! 29/04/21 19:00:07	7

	FedWrex 28/04/21 19:00:06	7

	Next week he's back again begging for penicillin. 04/05/21 19:49:17	6

	"Ah quit yer naggin. I'd only have to drag it out again next spring." 27/03/21 20:32:25	6

	lol "Mmm, yes, it's definitely more creepy with your eyes closed." 17/03/21 11:36:50	7 6
re: Keegan postnot sure I get it, unless it's favorite woman's question, does this make my butt look big? but in this case, she could e asking if this position makes it look big?but even then, I still don't see why its f... --SnapDragon D
	"Darling, tonight we paint the town red. Tomorrow we become cowboy boots & a handbag." 09/05/21 19:02:44	2 5
Voice of experience, he's often the heel. --SnapDragon D
	Crystal Methodists 27/04/21 13:40:41	5

	Coke, when you want one that goes down easy"¦ 20/04/21 19:00:07	5

	Now THAT'S an aperture! 23/03/21 12:07:33	5

	Trying to hide your priapism with an infant, is just wrong! 18/03/21 13:01:02	5

	He's taking them to be trimmed. Guess what song they're humming? 🎵 Born to be Styled 🎵 09/05/21 11:46:22	4

	Darling, I'm loving the Russian cuisine. Last night we enjoyed Chicken Kiev, now let's try the Chernobyl Carp! 03/05/21 19:08:54	4

	"Honestly, I am befuddled. Everyone keeps shouting at me, "You got 4 flat tires!!" I stop and check, they're all fine. What is going on? Stupid pranksters." 11/04/21 7:06:24	4

	"Let's go camping," she said, "we won't need to bring much," she said.. 03/04/21 22:35:37	4

	"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.. "Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?" 25/03/21 23:53:43	4

	She does have a point.. if.. in fact, it is a she! That is rather a butch haircut, just sayin.. 09/05/21 8:23:55	3

	"Hey! Whoever it is back there, keeps whistling that River Kwai tune.. YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" 06/05/21 8:50:14	3

	🎵 Two barmaids from Stoke-on-Trent Wore beer mats wherever they went Though the nights were quite chilly They got so much willy For their needs, ne'er a penny they spent 🎵 03/05/21 15:42:08	3

	The best captions on this site, have this same lovely effect on me, as we bask in the pure joy of this beautiful photo. A heartfelt sincerest thank you, to all who contribute. As a fat, balding, middle aged man shackled to a dreary job as a chartered accountant, finding those brief moments when I too can dress as a winged fairy and prance around for little while, lift my heart in sweet song. Each of these emotional holidays are like an oasis in time, my only regret is, that children aren't permitted within 500 feet. 03/05/21 9:05:49	3

	Feminist Headquarters (a new set every week) 14/04/21 16:09:08	3

	"Oh buddy, you're not going to believe what I just heard.. We're getting a promotion!" "No.. come on, that's fantastic!" "Get ready, cause we're moving into the corporate world. With plenty of room to advance." "Oh, I'm so excited.. we can become captains of industry." "I know, I'm so giddy, I could break into a canter!" "What kind of industry?" "Oh dude, this is the best part"¦ ADHESIVES!" "Wow"¦ Really? "I almost fell over. I mean, at first I was thinking, maybe from all these horseshoes, we're extra lucky, but no, this has to be fate! Our names are Sticky & Tacky!" 10/04/21 23:11:14	3

	"Listen, I don't mind her getting up at 5am to do tidying, but we have to switch her to decaff." 26/03/21 17:36:19	3

	A rare peek inside the Windows 10 development center. 21/03/21 11:56:30	3

	Should probably give up smoking, most of the time I feel totally bushed. 15/03/21 13:09:04	3

last comments (total: 136)

Did he leave him a couple bucks for coffee?

SnapDragon D

04/05/21
11:09pm

comment on caption:
Actually, on second thoughts, I don't need to know how to get to Sesame Street. [Al Overy]

Well, it could have been worse, in their red light district, he could have been robbed of his dignity (Ã la Hugh Grant, Eddy Murphy, LL Cool J, etc). Not that this lot had much to begin with.

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
12:44pm

comment on caption:
Actually, on second thoughts, I don't need to know how to get to Sesame Street. [Al Overy]

Re: Time for a swift eggzit. *

Is that anything like a breggzit?

Which could be a quick brexit after eggs, a quick exit after breakfast, or a particularly oily breakfast which produces a giant angry zit (see how we come full circle back to brexit again?)

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
12:56pm

comment on caption:
"We'd better turn back if Big Bird is around. You don't want to mess with the Sesame Street gang." [Stephen Bean]

Said the town Mayor..

"Alright, I'll sign this as a public ordinance, but only if it's pitch perfect."

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
8:56pm

comment on caption:
Comrade Vlad really did have balls of steel, and they were put to good use. On the hour, every hour, a horse would strike its hoof against his chrome gonads. Sending a pitch perfect chime across the town. A town that couldn't afford watches or clocks, but strangely could afford metal testicle transplants. [stone face]

There's a cheaper way with a knife, just down the street from the "coffee shop."

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
9:00pm

comment on caption:
Having a vasectomy in Holland was a brutal experience. [The Wolf]

Some great laughs there. Thanks

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
9:04pm

comment on caption:
Deja coup: that strange feeling that you've seen this removal of a dicktator before.

(www.caption.me/392821)
[Crunchy Chords]

Perhaps voting habits have changed? Or there are many more captions now?

Two things surprise me;

1) That so many brilliant captions don't get more than 1 vote.

2) How people can find these ancient posts on a site with no search engine.

Alas, some of those great writers on that page, have found other things to do with their time...

SnapDragon D

05/05/21
10:59pm

comment on caption:
Deja coup: that strange feeling that you've seen this removal of a dicktator before.

(www.caption.me/392821)
[Crunchy Chords]

Never ending, perhaps, but Grammar Police is a noble calling, ever vigilant, standing tall, scouring the web to keep it safe from the ever present danger of language decay. Under the dome of their protection we entrust our future, think of the children!

* Just found my comment post on "Perhaps voting habits have changed.. " I had "of" changed instead of "have" .. yet Karyn up-voted it without spotting the egregious grammatical error. Ever vigilant, Karyn, EVER Vigilant.

SnapDragon D

06/05/21
3:45pm