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	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	27	11	6	#24	20	20	#17	2776	3805	#51
Photos			23	#2		23	#1	1330	5315	#1
Comments	14							249	303	#31
Suggested Edits	2							5	2	#15

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Captions	31	#9	47	#5	10000	#25
Photos	4	#5	9	#4	3727	#3
Comments					272	#31
Suggested Edits					4	#12

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	creative clever It was the day of Llamageddon. Or was it the Alpacalypse? 28/10/23 7:07:34	4 25
Very intelligent caption. Not only are we getting super pun value (two for the price of one), it also solves the identification problem. --Dave Bryan
	Dave's body moss index was getting ridiculous 01/10/23 11:28:40	24

	creative Perfect for traffic jams 31/05/24 7:11:46	23

	clever And this is the real reason that Van Gogh ended up without an ear 20/10/23 7:07:59	22

	lol creative “Oh, that was the piece I wanted…” 29/09/22 11:46:51	22

	clever x2 Just enter your pin now 01/03/23 8:04:39	21

	lol clever On the German National Grid, many Hans make light work. 08/10/22 11:02:10	21

	The perfect office chair for a dead end job. 25/09/22 7:05:20	21

	The new chicken McThugget 01/10/23 7:51:10	20

	Looks like the drink has gone to his head. 27/01/23 20:16:40	20

	Deck the halls with brows of Holly 08/07/23 11:50:30	19

	lol After the tsunami, the 'wet paint' was the least of Ronnie's problems. 31/05/23 11:03:39	19

	clever Macho Man 19/05/23 7:13:47	6 18
I had no knowledge either. I learn something new every day. 😃 --Ellen Duncalf
	Please take your litter home 24/12/22 8:02:14	18

	Dave regretted responding to the ‘90% off!’ haircut advertisement. 10/07/22 19:26:35	18

	Book launch 06/05/24 7:26:56	17

	Global Warning 01/02/23 8:01:57	17

	BBQs currently £1 at Aldi. 15/11/22 8:00:54	17

	For those carpenters who like to bury themselves in their work. 11/09/22 11:04:51	17

	That jumper is an eyeful 11/09/22 7:00:44	17

	Quiffhanger 26/10/24 7:56:12	16

	Tweet dreams 17/02/24 21:03:03	16

	Waitress wanted. Must be flexible. 28/07/23 19:07:22	16

	"You just cut and paste, Dad" 21/07/23 11:20:53	16

	Evidence mounts that Dalmatians are being given steroids. 17/10/22 11:07:50	16

	I was putting on my clothes this morning but I Gotham mixed up. 26/06/22 7:11:46	16

	clever x2 Ruff and tumble 01/06/24 7:18:20	15

	The building needed a supporting bream 28/03/24 20:08:10, edited: 28/03/24 20:10:09	15

	lol Dig me up, Scotty 18/11/23 21:07:19	15

	Pete felt rather scammed after being asked if he wanted to sleep with Margarita 04/02/23 8:01:29	15

	Best office shredder of 2023 10/01/23 12:03:09	15

	"This is one of my sprouts. You should see my cabbages!" 02/12/22 12:00:11	1 15

	Much better than German sausages... they're the wurst 01/09/23 11:33:48	14

	You should take that washing in, it’s about to reindeer 25/01/23 8:00:09	1 14

	You know you’re in trouble when even your therapist needs a glass of wine during your session. 16/09/22 20:01:33	14

	🎵 Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you turn right no more, no more, no more, no more... 🎵 28/08/24 7:15:05	13

	When she walks, it's like poultry in motion 12/01/24 8:25:14	13

	Even at the age of 4, Sophie was already learning how to throw her weight around 19/04/23 7:17:49, edited: 19/04/23 7:18:57	13

	Crimes Against Shoemanity 10/02/23 8:02:14	13

	The path of leashed resistance 23/01/23 14:00:35	13

	Police officer: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son has been troubling the fire brigade". Parents: "Arson?" Police officer: "Yes, your son!" 10/01/23 20:00:11	13

	creative Enjoying the soda stream. 29/10/22 7:10:26	13

	Sun rise at the crack of Dawn 15/10/22 19:01:07	13

	Proof that gin and Ebay don't mix. 10/10/22 12:04:50, edited: 10/10/22 12:05:00	13

	It was unclear if they were on their way to a snowball fight or a heist 31/08/24 7:01:43	12

	Antiques Rude Show 11/01/24 12:24:27	12

	Soupermodels 30/12/23 8:49:51, edited: 30/12/23 9:06:11	12

	creative 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, The family in green was as quiet as a mouse. Their outfits were matching, a shade quite serene, They gathered together, a human tree scene. As they posed for a photo, all green and aligned, The spirit of Christmas, in their hearts, enshrined. And I heard them exclaim as the photo was snapped, "Merry Christmas to all, in our green tree, so wrapped!" 18/12/23 8:14:29	3 12
If you are, 'Congratulations' on a great caption. --Dave Bryan
	creative x4 In a Victorian era, she stood tall, A woman with a beard, defying it all. Her facial fuzz, a radiant crown, The total envy of the town. With each gentle stroke of her glorious hair, She'd chuckle at stares, without a care. A beard so splendid, a wondrous sight, A source of laughter, pure delight. Her chin adorned with playful curls, A beard that danced around and twirled. In the mirror, she'd proudly gaze, Embracing the craze, in a beard-filled daze. She'd comb it, style it, make it neat, Her facial masterpiece, oh so sweet. A beard that spoke of strength and grace, A facial feature, an endearing embrace. In a world that sought to conform, She stood out, a beardy norm. A woman bold, unique, and grand, With whiskers that sparkled, across the land. So let us remember, with joy and cheer, The Victorian bearded lady, without a fear. In this hairy tale, she takes the lead, A woman with a beard, indeed! 22/11/23 14:00:19	12

	clever Some of Tom's friends told him he should be worried about the brain surgery, some said he'd be fine. But in the end Tom had an open mind. 29/05/23 19:00:10	12

	Keep your friends close, and your entities closer 29/04/23 11:25:22	12

	The pilot was stoned again 24/02/23 12:04:59	12

	"Doctor, it hurts when I do this..." 01/02/23 20:09:22	12

	The outcome of this competition is a dead giveaway 15/01/23 12:32:57, edited: 17/01/23 19:13:21	12

	And they're neck and neck and neck and neck ... 06/01/23 22:07:06	12

	My, that shaving foam sure goes a long way. 29/12/22 12:42:27	12

	Winners of the ‘strongest men’ competition manage to hurl sofa up to their friends on the balcony 28/12/22 8:00:24	2 12
One of them said "I'm going to hurl", and threw up the couch. --Willie Johnson
	I bought this chair from a chain store 25/12/22 8:24:04, edited: 25/12/22 8:24:40	12

	Sometimes I worry about my work life balance. 28/08/22 7:05:09	12

	Caught! The bubble gum thief. 03/08/22 11:01:59	12

	It says, “Can be assembled by a 5 year old child.” Can you pop out and find me one? 13/07/22 11:03:38	12

	Lawn and Disorder 13/01/24 8:23:14, edited: 13/01/24 8:32:34	11

	Lleyton Chewitt 09/07/23 12:21:33, edited: 14/07/23 19:13:31	3 11
Ah, yes, you're quite right! I'll see if I can change it to the right spelling! --KT A
	clever Crocodile tiers 01/03/23 23:52:41	11

	The photographer wanted to capture the shiny dome on top, and the building too 15/01/23 8:01:14	11

	His parenting leaves a latte to be desired. 04/09/22 7:01:15	11

	clever Onocatopoeia. No, really, it is. 10/08/22 7:03:00	4 11
It took me a minute to realise it was a play on onomatopoeia. Ouch! --Glyn Evans
	After switching the sign in the fruit and veg aisle, Dave wreaked havoc by switching the Brillo Pad and toilet paper signs.... 10/07/22 7:02:15	11

	Hands up if you're getting sycamore tree puns.... 04/07/22 11:24:26	6 11
What acorny one --Mr Dome
	John was accused of taking crucial evidence from the crime scene but he insisted it was a stitch up. 29/06/22 7:01:36	11

	clever The Great Catsby 28/05/24 7:46:50	10

	Faulty Towers 21/02/24 14:22:32, edited: 21/02/24 14:23:09	10

	Unfortunately these bikes don't have rhea-view mirrors 28/01/24 8:17:32, edited: 28/01/24 8:48:16	10

	lol Scoff-face 07/08/23 21:24:29	1 10
Nice 😁 --Mr Dome
	Farmer Jones began to wonder if he should turn down the voltage on his electric fence. 09/07/23 19:03:23	10

	The old lady in Flat 56 hadn't responded well when Spiderman arrived in his new camouflage outfit. 12/03/23 8:00:37	10

	Looking back on London Fashion Week, 2020 06/01/23 12:01:15	10

	A new way to tackle mobile phone addictions. 30/09/22 12:25:14	10

	After a brief stint as a fire warden, he thought he'd try his luck as a conductor 14/06/22 21:09:48	10

	War of the Words 16/10/24 19:34:33	9

	creative Welcome to the afterlife, Dave. Please take a seat by the toilet tree while we process your reincarnation paperwork 23/07/24 7:28:49	9

	Wok and Roll 02/05/24 7:08:51	9

	I'm so sick of my friend ghosting me 29/04/23 11:24:40	9

	Jack in a box 14/03/23 8:00:12	9

	"No, no, no, Max, we said SIT!" 04/03/23 8:38:04	9

	Don't you know, it's not safe to drive in high heels. 14/02/23 13:48:38	9

	My mum said, "You'll grow into it." 18/11/22 12:00:11	9

	For my magic trick, I’m going to make this mouse in my hands disappear… 07/11/22 8:00:08	1 9
Mittens Got Talent --Dave Bryan
	There must be some benefit to these shoes, but I will have to mullet over. 14/09/22 19:31:58	1 9
Fringe benefits? --Karen Oakenfull
	clever Rome wasn't built in a day. But it can be destroyed in one. 21/08/22 7:36:39	9

	I’ve got a feeling these two will stick together. 06/07/22 7:05:41	9

	She's hoping to find her Prints Charming at the ball 13/07/24 7:06:40	8

	It was all going well until Ryan sneezed 19/05/24 11:24:22	8

	This is what happens when you let a beaver do the loading 19/05/24 7:09:02	1 8
Dam beavers... --James Lennox
	Gullty pleasure 12/04/24 7:35:49	8

	A real hands-on driving experience. 03/03/24 8:12:14	8

	🎶 Another One Bites the Dust 🎶 17/01/24 8:07:44	8

	The Aww Team 18/11/23 8:27:25	8

	Looks like the Fonz age 08/10/23 7:10:40, edited: 08/10/23 7:17:59	8

	"Just wait patiently, and when that cat-hating captioneer goes past, we'll jump up and get him!" 11/08/23 11:05:17	8