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lol creative x2 14/07/22 7:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
	lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 11:57:31	1 29

	lol Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55	25

	lol It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings. 24/05/23 7:02:04	22

	“hands up!! who wants a burger “ 03/04/23 7:05:25	22

	At least knife crime is down. 26/11/23 12:19:08	20

	lol clever x2 Our beaches used to be clean but now you spend all day dancing around Pooh. 30/05/24 7:24:06	19

	“Thank you for tipping your Uber driver” 29/09/23 11:09:09	19

	clever Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts. 07/03/23 8:19:30	19

	Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours. 26/01/23 8:25:23, edited: 26/01/23 8:25:47	19

	I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms. 29/12/22 9:12:59	18

	I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat 24/11/22 8:00:21	18

	An officer and genital man 16/04/23 11:00:54	17

	Hot cross nuns 31/03/23 19:16:36	17

	Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot. 11/12/22 9:07:56	17

	clever Christmas charades was always a blast. “ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty. 22/12/22 8:23:44	16

	Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors 03/09/22 7:06:00	1 15

	creative After a bizarre reaction to cheese, eventually their nose bleeds stopped. 08/05/24 7:10:00	14

	clever I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life! 13/08/23 12:44:30	14

	What a charming pic 22/06/23 7:07:41	14

	The Cistern Chapel 06/05/23 8:00:37	14

	“Freeze!” 12/03/23 20:01:24	14

	Pearl harbour 08/09/22 12:03:30	14

	Such amazing grace 01/08/23 19:12:37	13

	Good to see Ray Reardon out and about 06/05/23 19:12:38	13

	clever 🔊Hello Whipsnade security “Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday” 11/04/23 7:42:13	13

	Lidl nap 28/11/24 20:00:43	12

	“I’m joking! It’s not fallen off” 13/06/24 19:03:55	12

	“I’ll have a glass of the mouse red please” 08/05/24 7:07:46	12

	After finally filling in the potholes, Council workers desperately try to hide the evidence of how deep they actually were. 16/03/24 8:29:40	12

	Must be healthy, he’s got a wet nose. 28/09/23 19:08:44	12

	They seemed bigger when I was a kid 18/08/23 7:11:13	12

	“Seat comfy?” Yeah fits like a glove 29/07/23 19:47:12	12

	lol 🎶Oranges and Lemons.. 16/04/23 11:04:11, edited: 16/04/23 14:04:59	5 12
But then 'Orange and Oranges' doesn't really sound right either --Mr Dome
	“He liked to stretch his privates” 16/04/23 11:00:18	12

	Jim had grown a foot since last year 31/03/23 7:05:50	12

	“Mind the tap” 13/03/23 20:03:07	12

	Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian 12/03/23 12:49:01	12

	It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble 04/12/22 21:05:07	12

	Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out 24/10/22 7:25:56	12

	“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. 13/10/22 7:16:28	1 12

	This web page uses cookies: Accept Yes or No 11/07/22 7:45:21	12

	Model railway 09/11/23 20:03:28	11

	To be fair, when Barry from next door photobombed, he gave it everything. 27/08/23 19:33:41	11

	How’s bigs your pool mate? .. 56 foot 19/10/22 7:01:22	11

	Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing. 17/07/22 7:51:48	11

	“Yes he’s house trained” 01/06/24 7:13:54	10

	He came out the closet at a very young age 15/09/23 19:08:35	10

	“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist” 11/08/23 19:07:11	3 10
Maybe he's practising for something.[I apologise to all of Christianity] --James Lennox
	After updating the photocopier to a 3-D printer, the Christmas party was much more fun. 30/04/23 11:48:04	10

	“ so that’s one plain and one with crushed nuts” 01/04/23 11:01:09	10

	Caught short stories 24/10/22 19:27:25	10

	As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair 15/09/22 7:05:56	10

	“Ooo that’s got a bit of a bite to it” 05/08/22 13:04:40, edited: 05/08/22 13:05:22	10

	Bedknobs and Breadsticks 24/07/22 7:32:39	10

	clever Funny Caption Here 10/07/22 2:19:55	10

	Labrasaws 11/10/24 19:20:33	9

	It was the worse case of the shits he’d ever had. 10/12/23 20:07:48	9

	Stella effort 13/06/23 7:10:05	9

	“Just head upstairs” 13/03/23 8:01:08	9

	Amazing Graze 30/11/22 8:21:59	9

	Meals on wheels 15/11/22 8:00:18	9

	“I’d still give it 5 mins” 04/11/22 20:26:49	9

	Child obesity is highlighted once again, as not so little Alan lands heavy from the slide. 06/07/22 20:10:17	9

	Snore detective 28/11/24 20:08:25	8

	lol “Don’t you feckin dare Prancer!” 14/06/24 11:09:17	8

	De fender of the realm. 04/01/24 8:31:58	8

	This was going to be a strongly worded letter. 09/11/23 8:46:23	8

	It was the most sinister end to Colin the Caterpillar 16/08/23 7:26:23	8

	“Look you’ve had 3 disastrous attempts at a Tiger, try something simple like a caterpillar!” 21/04/23 11:38:42	8

	lol Barry’s 15th email to the council regarding potholes outside his house seemed to have struck a nerve. 16/04/23 19:11:16	8

	Rainbow warriors 10/03/23 8:07:28	8

	It was a controversial shoot, the day Bungle died. 18/11/22 12:14:24	8

	‘That storm looks nasty’ “Don’t worry I’m in my thermals” 21/07/22 19:40:30	8

	Also available on Blew Ray 08/10/24 19:15:26	7

	The van busters 19/03/24 8:26:08	7

	‘She’s on the spectrum’ 01/01/24 20:08:11	7

	Our local store has gone bust. 24/12/23 12:18:32	7

	Breast mates 24/11/23 8:08:13	7

	The height of fashion. 11/10/23 19:10:30	7

	“Next furball and I’ll finish your mums jumper” 01/09/23 7:16:31	7

	It’s lovely to get away and chill. 31/07/23 7:20:20	7

	“See this Linda, from this day forward I will look at it more than I look at you” 25/07/23 7:12:40	7

	No tools left on this bike overnight 24/07/23 7:21:22	7

	Short bacca and sides please. 19/07/23 19:21:19	7

	First aid please!! We’ve got a bleeder 01/06/23 7:26:07	7

	Just married and he was already in a booth with his X! 08/05/23 7:06:07	7

	lol * Hi lads, Jim’s feeling really low, let’s meet for a beer to cheer him up, but he’s a private guy so act natural as if nothings wrong* …. Oh for goodness sake 01/05/23 7:33:24	7

	“For best results cook frozen” 12/04/23 19:01:32	7

	Delivermoo 04/04/23 11:20:29	7

	I was going to tumble dry it but that would have been two deer 25/01/23 8:25:20	7

	lol “and your name sir?” ‘Warwick Davis’ 21/11/22 8:17:55	7

	“Are you sure your arse isn’t catching the back wheel Love?” 15/10/22 20:08:51	7

	Starter pistol 11/10/22 7:00:23	7

	“And his guide dog just watched as the Ambulance drove away.” 27/08/22 13:08:55	7

	Deliverule 31/07/22 21:13:16	7

	Russell was always a stupid dog name. 01/08/23 11:25:48	1 6

	Sidebearinggum Husky 23/07/23 19:21:33	6

	Pinky’s on the Brain 13/07/23 19:26:22	6

	Just clamp me but don’t write it on my van! 10/07/23 7:02:49	6

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last comments (total: 50)

Congratulations Nigel!

Dot Old

01/08/22
6:56am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Great caption 🙂

Ian Skelding

01/08/22
6:57am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Congratulations Nigel, this made me laugh!!

Kate B

01/08/22
6:57am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Oh wow!! Thank you so much for the comments and caption.me. Stunned!
I have just been laughing like a loon all month catching up on previous captions and winners, genius all of you.

Nigel Marshall

01/08/22
7:02am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Many congratulations, Nigel! You've managed to have your cake and eat it.

Dave Bryan

01/08/22
7:09am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Congrats Nigel, they'll have to edit the picture in the photo to get things right as you floated into first place rather than second. Anyway, all the best.

Glyn Evans

01/08/22
7:18am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Great caption, Nigel - many congratulations!

Molly R

01/08/22
7:19am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Hilarious caption Nigel and a deserving winner especially as you had another high scoring caption.

Stephen Bean

01/08/22
7:28am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.