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	Dad, what are you doing here checking up on me at work? I've had enough of you being a helicopter parent! 24/01/23 8:01:06	4

	The book deal didn't work out then... 22/01/23 20:00:29	4

	Banana splat 15/01/23 20:00:17	4

	Eggs Been-nicked 05/01/23 12:29:33	4

	All I want for Christmas is brew 26/12/22 9:29:20	4

	There's that comedian, Grasp a Carrot 25/12/22 13:42:48, edited: 25/12/22 13:43:03	4

	The yowl and the pussycat 25/09/24 19:08:23	3

	I was blown away by this cafe 06/09/24 9:25:36	3

	'What does Dave do for a living?' 'Right now, he's working as a stuck driver' 03/09/24 7:19:13	3

	Horse whisperer 30/08/24 7:00:29	3

	Quick, Dave's doing the recycling! Hop in quick before he throws this out 27/08/24 11:09:54	3

	Dave came up with a genius idea to stop his flatmates nicking the last slice of pizza 22/08/24 11:02:00	3

	As Dave opened a Twix bar, he remarked to Tina how funny it would be if there were bears behind them like in the Twix ad 19/08/24 19:11:13	3

	The latest product from Pets At Home - a cat bed with food dish attached. Mouse sold separately 19/08/24 7:20:41, edited: 19/08/24 7:23:00	2 3
Would that be a Commodore PET? --Mr Dome
	Just a second, I'm in the middle of a fag 30/07/24 7:14:44, edited: 30/07/24 7:20:06	3

	Hey diddle diddle, the cat played the fiddle, the cow jumped over the....field. There's no way Daisy's jumped high enough to get over that moon 21/07/24 19:03:38, edited: 21/07/24 19:03:51	3

	Marge had a boob job to embiggen her cleavage 16/07/24 19:06:34	3

	🎶 Ewe are my sunshine 🎶 15/07/24 19:10:51, edited: 15/07/24 19:11:01	3

	Mary gets confused by games easily. She got stuck while playing hopscotch 09/07/24 11:09:03	3

	The rest of the world at the thought of Trump getting in as US President 08/07/24 11:54:28	3

	Dave couldn't make it to visit his mum at the old folks home, so as she was going downhill fast he hoped she wouldn't notice the difference if he sent a robot instead 06/07/24 0:21:29	3

	Santa's Kawasacki 24/06/24 7:04:17	3

	He makes a great chimpanion 13/06/24 19:23:38	3

	I'm just going to lie here and veg out 08/06/24 7:02:37	3

	We were going to go with our usual football kit supplier, but this new company muscled their way in 27/05/24 12:11:33	3

	What does this child have in common with the Titanic? They both had a close encounter with an iceberg 11/05/24 16:26:17, edited: 11/05/24 18:12:43	3

	Cats not included 09/05/24 19:08:05	3

	...and this new model also comes with a set of extra wing mirrors 04/05/24 19:30:13	3

	Well at least you can't call him Fatman 03/05/24 11:06:30	3

	Veals on Wheels 20/04/24 20:04:00	3

	I told you there had been a spike in drug use 15/04/24 19:12:44	3

	She's a crap singer 10/04/24 19:03:44	3

	Bustingham Palace 09/03/24 20:01:10	3

	Aston Marlin 04/03/24 20:14:36	3

	These two are suitably matched 20/02/24 20:07:48	3

	I can't eat this food before I go running - it gives me a stitch 19/02/24 19:37:59	3

	Trout and about 11/02/24 12:01:41	3

	'What can you hear in that ear?' 'Diddly squid' 31/01/24 19:50:22	3

	Airithmetic 30/01/24 20:09:51	3

	Dinner lady 29/01/24 21:43:32	3

	High rise jeans 28/01/24 21:17:06	3

	Well that's one way to win at hide and seek on the train 13/05/23 9:37:41	3

	The Scot didn't care how long they'd been married, he just wanted his independence 08/05/23 7:11:25	3

	Antisocial media 03/05/23 9:39:56	3

	Right, that's it. I've been waiting long enough for my dinner 22/04/23 19:20:07, edited: 22/04/23 19:20:17	3

	When Bill's wife said Iceland was a good place to go if you wanted a barbecue, she meant the shop 12/04/23 19:11:33, edited: 12/04/23 19:12:32	3

	I might be a while getting there, bear with me 11/04/23 7:00:33	3

	The production team quickly realised that using a real shark in the latest Jaws film probably wasn't the best idea 10/04/23 11:13:02	3

	Scarycrow 24/03/23 12:05:47	3

	Not exactly Pitch Perfect 23/03/23 8:00:11	3

	Paul's mash up of Scooter and Rihanna didn't quite hit the mark 13/03/23 13:19:01	3

	That dog must have been desperate for a pee - he's flooded the field! 04/03/23 13:01:17	3

	This woman must be very attractive - lots of guys are frying her up 27/02/23 12:29:05	3

	She's burger 19/02/23 20:00:19	3

	Paddling drool 09/02/23 8:10:26	3

	They're my ex girlfriend's nose rings. Quite appropriate given what a cow she was 02/02/23 10:23:19	3

	The NHS is going to the wall 01/02/23 12:27:21	3

	The guys had expected burgers and kebabs when they were invited along to a barber queue. 29/01/23 12:14:38	3

	That was certainly an explosive number 2 18/01/23 8:11:40	3

	Think outside the box 20/12/22 0:14:24	3

	I see next year's Yoga Kittens calendar is underway Sat 16:06:22	2

	Kidamine 20/09/24 19:02:38	2

	Bagset hound 13/09/24 7:01:35	2

	I got VIPer tickets for Oasis 03/09/24 19:04:03	2

	He just snaked up on her 03/09/24 19:02:09	2

	Pee in the park 03/09/24 11:03:38	2

	It's a simulator - so just a big Titanic lie 31/08/24 19:02:50	1 2
It'll be easy to sync then --Glyn Evans
	I need a bedpan for the Royal Wee 27/08/24 7:07:36, edited: 27/08/24 7:07:45	2

	I'll give you a prescription for Seroxcat 24/08/24 19:17:55	1 2

	Doctor's purrgery 24/08/24 19:02:43, edited: 24/08/24 19:02:59	2

	Daisy's ailing owner, Farmer Giles was always getting her and his black and white sheepdog mixed up. That morning he took what he thought was his sheep dog for a walk on the beach, and was confused later that day why his beef tasted a bit funny... 21/08/24 9:17:20	2

	Pawful impediment 18/08/24 11:01:33	2

	Cheesecake 16/08/24 11:04:05	2

	Not another prescription to pick up! My local chemist has already given me the nickname Puss in Boots 14/08/24 19:11:01, edited: 14/08/24 19:11:49	2

	Would you like ice with that? 13/08/24 11:00:50	2

	Oh look, there's my father. Hello James! 13/08/24 9:01:46, edited: 13/08/24 9:03:34	2

	Max, you'll have to scale back on the treats if you want to be able to hide from the cat in there 06/08/24 19:01:49	2

	Pantablooms 05/08/24 7:03:55	2

	Well, we won't be using that taxidermist again 02/08/24 7:14:35	2

	Kidsmill 25/07/24 19:08:38	2

	He's such a rye baby 25/07/24 19:02:46	2

	The cat who got the steam 24/07/24 7:05:16	2

	Hallowee 23/07/24 7:06:00	2

	Birdbath 22/07/24 12:03:03	2

	I was rather surprised when I got to the Park and Ride. I was expecting to travel into town on a bus 18/07/24 11:04:07	2

	Annoyed at local bank closures, Dave decided to make a point about what things looked like when half the branches disappeared 18/07/24 7:08:48	2

	Shrimpy knickers 13/07/24 19:05:25	2

	That hat's a bit crumpled - it could do with a good press 13/07/24 7:16:34	2

	The animal packed much lighter. He only had the bear necessities 11/07/24 11:09:27	2

	The chickens have come home to roast 10/07/24 19:14:11	2

	Muffinch 10/07/24 19:00:24	2

	This isn't a New Year party - it was attempt number 2023 to get Sue and Dave to sober up enough to get off the sofa 09/07/24 19:23:28	2

	Noel Edmonds takes on a new role as the face of Channel 4's new gardening show - Dill or No Dill 07/07/24 7:04:50	2

	Baby Dave appeared to just be smiling cutely but he was in fact laughing at the idea that his parents actually thought he was going to eat that 04/07/24 19:04:57	2

	Remember to put the machine on a delicat cycle 01/07/24 19:11:45	2

	Dave took drastic measures when he couldn't get his Chocolate Orange to break open 01/07/24 11:23:42	2

	That's the last time I trust Google Maps to find the city centre 30/06/24 7:02:24	2

	This wasn't what Dave expected when Tina invited him round to see her great bust and have some fun with her ass 29/06/24 11:07:02, edited: 29/06/24 11:07:37	2

	Finger food 28/06/24 19:10:25	2

	Stop in the name of the paw! 27/06/24 8:00:19	2

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Glyn You could only cry crocodile tears for Godzilla.

Neil Mackenzie

12/08/24
9:02pm

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Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Maybe so, but Godzilla acts accordingly.

I'd argue that Kong could have refused the tribal blond lady sacrifice but okay he probably couldn't ignore the drums and the screaming miniature hostage.

It also begs to question, if Kong knows where to come for an appeasement sacrifice, the tribe has obviously made sacrifices to him before.

If this wasn't the first woman that the tribe sacrificed to the Almighty Kong, where are the other women at?

Did they make for a nice appetising snack for Kong or did they get thrown away when they got broke?

Or is Kong so enamoured with the allure of this white blond lady because to him she appears to be exotic? 🤔😂

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
9:40pm

comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Would that be a Commodore PET?