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	clever "It's members only, sir." 26/12/18 12:01:59	23

	...IN THE NMAE OF LVOE 08/07/22 7:55:04	2 20
Haha I was literally writing the same 👏🏻 --Nigel Marshall
	"Well you've totally upstaged us!" said the hanging dice. 31/03/24 11:16:48	18

	clever Nod to 36:24:36 30/07/22 11:47:31	18

	That's no way to raise a child 03/12/23 20:17:48	17

	Roll model 12/08/17 11:31:31	17

	Working ova time 26/12/23 20:12:18	16

	Is there a plot? 11/09/22 17:05:38	16

	He kerbs crime. 02/02/20 12:31:11	16

	"žË™Ê‡ÉŸo×Ÿ ÇÉ¥Ê‡ uÄ± uÊop Çq ×Ÿ×Ÿ,I 'ÇÉ¯ Ê‡uÉÊ noÊŽ ÉŸI"ž 10/02/20 13:29:05	15

	Depressame Street 08/07/24 17:19:42	14

	I want to ride my bicycle I want to ri e my bike I wa t de y b ycle I w t o ri it w er I l ke 03/09/22 19:08:54	14

	During Elton John's Las Vegas residency, he never worked out why there was someone booing during Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. 10/07/22 11:48:53	14

	"Oh my god. I can read!" 05/04/22 7:20:18	14

	"You admiring my motor?" "No, I'm mentally adding an apostrophe." 27/03/22 11:08:51	1 14
Is that you Anon? --Neil Mackenzie
	lol This confirms my theory that the stripes rub off if you wipe too hard. 26/05/24 11:10:04	12

	creative The lengths some people will go to in order to have a Marge Simpson shadow. 17/08/22 7:55:42	1 12

	"Oh stop exaggerating, it's always 'the biggest f***ing spider you've ever seen'." 14/07/22 12:42:14	1 12

	creative We really do need to stop reinventing the wheel. 26/06/22 11:01:47	12

	"Cancel the bigger boat." 17/05/22 7:37:43	12

	"Can't you hold it in until we find a statue?" 03/04/22 11:01:26	12

	"Next slide please" 09/01/21 13:05:54	12

	"I'm getting mashed." "Ah, like most of my meals." 30/01/20 17:31:43	12

	That poor cat has my simbathies. 06/10/19 11:05:34	12

	"Put me down and f*** off." 15/12/23 8:46:34	2 11
Probably one of the outsiders for the 2024 Clever Award. --Dave Bryan
	creative clever Oh come on Agnes, you know Nature abhors this. 13/07/23 7:43:46	11

	I like the masks. Safety first. 02/02/22 13:17:59	11

	The people inside pantomime horses rehearse harder than you might think. 02/01/22 20:54:06	11

	lol I like photos. There's no sound. 16/10/21 11:15:56	11

	lol Coming soon: Santa Saves Gatwick 22/12/18 12:00:12	1 11
For me, a LOL rarely means I've laughed out loud, but this one did! --Molly R
	Dildo They Know It's Christmas 14/09/24 11:49:12	10

	Dave suspected he was about to be dumped. 14/03/23 8:52:40	10

	Sheet happens. Roll with it. 16/07/22 12:21:20	1 10

	Spokesman 03/07/22 19:39:05	10

	lol "You CAN write a winning caption this week!" 15/05/22 9:59:12	2 10
"...Or a second-place caption!"But seriously, I wouldn't have supervoted for Mr Dome's excellent caption unless I wanted it to win, so well done. --Glad You Remember
	The Eggs Files 24/11/19 12:07:23	10

	She kneaded the work. 12/08/17 11:36:32	10

	"Rodent, where can I get my film developed?" "Puss, in Boots" 23/12/23 20:01:57	9

	"I try to stay out of London's turf wars." 25/03/23 12:35:26	9

	"Makes me sick. What about mother/daughter and father/son marriage? Homophobe." 10/07/22 11:54:33	9

	lol This has got to be photoshopped. Look at Boris's hair. 08/05/22 11:53:25	9

	lol Lurch hated being called in by the Addams family on his weekend off. 23/03/22 13:19:30	9

	lol "You seem much happier than you were in our last session on the 3rd of July. Has anything changed in your life since then, Larry?" 24/08/24 19:43:40	8

	"Ah, good timing, my windscreen's got chips" 03/08/24 12:15:44	8

	This still looks easier than changing a duvet cover. 26/03/24 18:01:18	8

	Protestitute 13/01/24 15:11:40	8

	"This was much easier for Darth Vader. Five minutes with a chamois and done." 27/11/23 8:43:20	8

	Something old Something new Someone beaten Black and blue 05/09/22 19:16:52	1 8

	Is anyone else humming The Great Escape theme and hoping the kid makes it this time? 21/08/22 11:03:38	1 8

	They could have done with a proofroader. 08/07/22 12:17:33	8

	Will Putin get his just desserts? 02/05/22 11:06:33	8

	clever I can't think of anything witty to say about this. It's driving me bana... it's driving me up the w... it's frustrating me. 26/04/22 12:36:21	8

	clever "I'm rehearsing for A Midsummer Night's Dream. He hates my Bottom. The feeling's mutual." 22/04/22 19:02:30	8

	ʍoǝW 17/03/22 13:34:06	8

	Constable Dave's helmet offered little protection when the can-can rehearsal suddenly started. 05/03/22 12:15:28	8

	Mona Lesser 04/12/21 12:04:36	1 8
Mona Least-a? --Willie Johnson
	Is it me or are trains getting smaller? 23/10/21 11:11:54	8

	It's very important that Ed doesn't see the fourth word on that T-shirt. 16/10/21 11:12:00	2 8
It could lead to bad habits --Glyn Evans
	lol A planet with numerous moons. 02/01/21 12:42:53	1 8
And numerous rings. It must be Saturn. --Karyn Harrison
	Batman and the Boy Honda 02/02/20 12:29:17	8

	🎵 And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her Little Tikes Classic Cozy Coupe away 01/06/19 12:07:40	8

	I don't like how they're raising their daughter. 01/06/19 11:53:58	8

	Heir raising experience 06/08/17 14:20:58	8

	"It's OK fellas, I don't need backup after all. It's a mouse that's loose, not a moose." 25/08/24 11:09:13	7

	It's only February and I'm worried that Caption.Me has blown its cat quota with this photo. 29/02/24 17:56:36	7

	Two questions. Who would pedal this? Who would peddle this? 06/01/24 12:47:52	7

	"Now we have a family, you need to put bread on the table" 30/12/23 13:15:12	7

	"I think we're safe here. They don't even poach the eggs." 02/04/23 10:28:20	7

	"Are you my mummy?" 14/08/22 12:05:08	6 7
Christopher Eccleston was the best. --Neil Mackenzie
	"What's the problem? We're all allowed a break. I'll get back to cleaning the windows soon." 07/08/22 11:21:38	7

	"It's my dream car" 24/07/22 11:03:54	7

	Cat flap 25/04/22 11:23:32	7

	Lilliputin 24/04/22 19:16:58	7

	You're never too young for a bit of sole searching. 09/04/22 11:21:29	1 7
Probably looking for nits, not fish. --John Glover
	"Keep still, Leia!" 21/03/22 20:02:54	7

	lol "And all because the lady loves farm animals, the Milk Tray's past its best before date and my black turtleneck's in the wash." 27/02/22 12:43:22	7

	One small step 06/01/22 13:19:34	7

	Last traction hero 18/12/21 17:02:34	1 7
😜 --Scrijjy Doo
	"I'm not bothering with the nose, it's too tricky" 04/12/21 12:02:34	7

	That canardly be real, can it? 13/11/21 12:24:15	7

	"I delivered both my kids." 30/06/19 19:58:22	7

	🎵 Gold! Always believe in your sole... 14/05/18 12:57:48	1 7
Ballet shoes. --Glad You Remember
	This liquid piggy went to market... 30/07/17 13:04:08	7

	He's got great whites. 15/07/17 12:34:11	7

	lol "Stop claiming you're a mammal." "OK, you got me. Am fibbin'." 09/08/15 12:21:50	7

	Carting this around is app hauling. 11/11/10 12:43:55	7

	"OK, I've put in my digits, now what?" 15/02/10 18:38:06	6

	Another product the world doesn't need, but everyone will fall for the spin 04/08/24 11:14:10	6

	I'll have mine with back gammon 17/02/24 13:00:03	6

	Pricket line 13/01/24 12:11:03	1 6

	Shittish Airways 07/01/24 10:37:07	6

	For people who really hate themselves, there's a version with Lego bricks. 30/12/23 15:03:05	6

	Lavrador 28/12/23 12:25:24	6

	"I cut myself paving" 10/12/23 20:02:32	6

	"You're on mewt" 09/12/23 11:21:07	6

	"Can you move out the way? I'm trying to make friends with that tree." 29/04/23 11:53:34	6

	Somewhere a Puffin sensitivity reader is losing their sh... misplacing a brown material. (Nod to 12:11:01) 14/03/23 13:38:37	6

	creative "Time to treat myself after a tough old year. What goes well with reindeer meat?" 18/10/22 12:22:43	6

	Because loving a young tractor would be creepy. 06/08/22 9:36:46	6

	"Hi Rich. Is that a double-barrelled surname?" 03/07/22 11:04:00	6

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Or a Roy Rogers fan.

Willie Johnson

13/12/21
10:32am

comment on caption:
This photo should come with 170 trigger warnings. [Glad You Remember]

Scary food..

Stephen Bean

15/12/21
11:19am

comment on caption:
"I love guns and I love to shoot them every day. I can't stop buying them. I am not sure about the exact number but I probably have more than 170 firearms. I think from the moment I bought the first one I then kept buying around 5-6 guns every month and I think I'll keep buying them with the same rhythm in the future. *Laughs* I also love to customize them and make every piece unique."

That's not me being creative. That's the actual caption for this photo (or part of it) as featured on MailOnline. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9346111/Powerful-images-2021-World-Press-Photo-Contest.html I'm posting it not for votes but as food for thought. [Glad You Remember]

😜

Scrijjy Doo

18/12/21
5:28pm

comment on caption:
Last traction hero [Glad You Remember]

"Need friends or want to keep your current ones? Want some ritualistic routine to invest your life in? Desperate for a common goal or purpose?"

"No. I will not join the Marmite cult or any group associated with such techniques."

Correct answer. Well, that's Society fucked.