<br/>The Force of the tutu is more than the Sith Lord can resist.<br/><em class='author'>LaShonna OKeefe</em>

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lol clever 20/03/20 20:03:08		14 27
Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning. --Troompa Loompa
	lol Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 7:50:09	25

	lol clever "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10	13 25
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
	🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 11:02:19	24

	"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48	24

	clever W.C. Fields 23/11/21 12:04:59	24

	clever Weapon of Mouse Destruction 25/05/24 19:24:56	23

	clever Not exactly cutting hedge technology. 25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37	23

	creative clever x2 Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 21:22:08	23


clever 27/06/20 11:00:12		17 22
Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. ðŸ˜Š --Troompa Loompa
	Broke Bike Mountain 10/07/19 19:00:10	22

	Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 19:30:03	22

	lol "Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 7:31:55	17 22
Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
	The Wife of Pi 20/06/14 12:02:51	22

	creative New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 11:40:39	22

	Queue Gardens. 08/02/13 20:09:45	2 22
@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
	lol creative x2 "That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06	1 22

	"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41	22

	Stop Luke and listen. 10/08/19 19:35:10	21

	lol x2 "Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 7:56:53	1 21
Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
	Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 7:25:29	21

	Furniture Swearhouse. 28/05/12 19:00:34	21

	Schindler's Lift. 01/04/12 19:05:39	8 21

	lol "I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy." 22/05/22 19:10:33	20

	Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 20:08:28	20

	clever Jack and the beans talk. 15/01/17 21:06:30	3 20
Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
	lol x3 Roger Bannister 25/07/16 11:05:38	1 20
best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
	Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09	19

	Santa's Little Yelpers 25/01/15 20:22:45	19

	Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 11:05:38	19

	This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 11:39:59	19

	The Empire Strikes Bach. 19/09/13 11:22:01	19

	Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23	19

	lol x2 Greyfriars Jobby. 15/02/13 12:17:59	2 19
I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
	Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48	19

	lol creative In his 2nd term inaugural address Obama pledges to outlaw all guns and replace them with bows and arrows. 21/01/13 20:09:25	19

	"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 11:02:54	19

	Dominatreks. 17/06/12 10:17:55	19

	"Not now Cato!" 01/06/12 19:00:26	3 19

	"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 11:17:25	19

	"What's your handicap?" 21/04/12 10:00:09	1 19
Have you met the wife? --John Glover
	Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 10:03:54	2 19

	"Where Jewish to go sir?" 01/04/12 19:00:07	19

	"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 11:29:49	18

	lol x3 Knickerless Sarkozy. 27/05/13 23:02:44	3 18
Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner
	Hyundry. 28/09/12 19:00:08	18

	King Solomon's Fines. 03/09/12 19:00:08	18

	A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 19:18:29	18

	🎵 These roots were made for walking... 07/05/24 7:37:02	18

	Budgericar 04/05/24 19:00:37	18

	Blade Runner 23/03/24 20:34:22	18

	Dave decided to look up an old girlfriend. 02/01/22 20:36:27	18

	lol "When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?" "You've got bollocks?" 27/06/21 19:03:46	1 18
"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?" --Willie Johnson
	He's having difficulty logging out. 03/06/21 11:02:50	18

	lol The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people. 14/03/21 12:00:07	18

	creative x2 Dave had never delivered puppies before. 11/05/20 11:46:23	1 18
Vet he was a bit nervous. --Woofer 6
	clever Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 12:04:42	18

	creative "Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47	4 18
So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
	Coat of Arms 12/07/16 11:23:22	18

	clever Bob slay 13/01/15 8:50:16	18

	Stop, Cluck, Listen 05/04/24 11:12:06	17

	"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?" 18/04/21 19:11:21	17

	He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 19:04:59	17

	Madam and the Ants 03/02/15 12:12:35	2 17
Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien
	creative One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 11:24:14	17

	Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 8:42:50	17

	Astra Turf 22/06/14 11:00:11	17

	lol Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57	17

	Right-wing extremist. 08/09/13 13:05:12	17

	Love hertz 31/08/13 19:09:11	17

	Windscreen sniper. 10/06/13 7:29:35	17

	lol "I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 19:13:45	1 17
The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie
	creative Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33	1 17
Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie
	lol The Millennium Foilcan. 27/01/13 9:49:31	1 17
StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson
	"I never knew her before she latched onto me in the supermarket a year ago and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go away. My last 3 boyfriends have left me because of the smell around the flat but worst of all is that stupid hat which she wears everywhere we go." 09/09/12 8:30:19	4 17

	Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 19:00:11	17


12/08/12 18:50:14		1 17

	Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 10:08:06	1 17

	"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 10:05:24	17

	A minor speeding offence. 14/06/12 10:00:08	17

	Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 19:16:19	1 17

	Morecambe....unwise. 26/05/12 10:23:16	1 17

	It's a race against thyme. 14/05/24 7:06:13	16

	Air Giraffic Control 10/03/24 12:22:49, edited: 10/03/24 12:24:01	16

	"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." 13/06/21 19:06:52	1 16

	After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. 23/04/21 11:29:06	1 16
He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished. --Willie Johnson
	clever 🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵 20/04/21 7:50:34	1 16
How did I miss this? Great caption :-) --Nina Dutton
	Club 18-30...stone 13/04/21 11:06:48	16

	Harry & Meghan's next baby. 27/02/21 20:00:11	16

	Diary of a Blimpy Kid 03/01/21 10:44:22	16

	He does a lot of business. 15/05/20 11:37:32	16

	Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing. 25/04/20 19:04:23	16

	clever A Shot in the Park. 15/04/20 11:06:52	16

	lol Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06	16

	"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01	16

	lol Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 7:39:21	16

	"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33	16

	Uncle Spam 03/02/15 20:00:09	16

	lol Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36	16

	creative clever Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 11:54:33	1 16
Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner

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"Too be fair, we're in South East London. We can only dream of being able to afford a box in Inner London."

Mauris Iocus

07/02/21
5:56pm

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A few weeks ago they'd both been delighted to secure the last 2 affordable housing flats available in London. [Troompa Loompa]

This is Adam with one of his aunts.

Karyn Harrison

07/02/21
7:12pm

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Stand and Deliver [Troompa Loompa]

The long awaited Box Set.

(Yaay! 12:00:15)

Mauris Iocus

07/02/21
7:34pm

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Stand and Deliver [Troompa Loompa]

So true

Glyn Evans

08/02/21
10:55am

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"I don't know why we bother buying them so many expensive presents when they just end up playing with the boxes." [Troompa Loompa]

That's the Triple XXX = after you eXcrete, eXfoliate the eXit

Mauris Iocus

19/02/21
4:03pm

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"After you've done the downward facing dog I'll show you how to wipe your butt in the sand after a sh*t." [Troompa Loompa]

Fun fact: When I was learning to drive a school bus in 1980, our trainer said that he had done exactly that with a bus full of trainee drivers. He made sure the height of the drive-thru was greater than the bus height. Then when it was time for lunch, he put in the order for everyone on the bus and when he drove around to the window, the worker was very surprised to see a bus.
Another related fun fact: There were seven of us who had never driven a manual transmission before. We all were on one bus learning to drive a stick shift. You know what happens when you let your foot off the clutch too fast? Multiply that by the size of a 60 passenger school bus and you can imagine how rough that was with seven learners. Good times.