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Captions | 48 | 43 | 66 | #3 | 9150 | 16143 | #18 |
Comments | 24 | 1 | 2 | #2 | 214 | 332 | #28 |
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07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits |
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Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
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06/08/24 20:02:40 |
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Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
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22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
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15/07/23 8:13:59 |
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20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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26/09/24 12:04:33 |
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Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
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26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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19/03/24 12:08:13 |
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31/12/23 8:18:12 |
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23/10/23 12:02:35 |
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05/09/23 12:01:16 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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21/03/24 11:46:23 |
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28/02/24 12:35:58 |
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27/02/24 8:05:25 |
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10/12/23 20:03:14 |
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10/03/23 8:13:39 |
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28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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06/05/24 12:21:41 |
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02/12/23 8:05:30 |
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30/10/23 8:10:48 |
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21/08/23 13:00:24 |
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Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
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03/02/23 8:26:01 |
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28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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07/06/24 12:09:38 |
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07/04/24 12:04:19 |
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"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
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13/02/24 8:10:51 |
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18/12/23 20:02:10 |
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16/11/23 12:23:53 |
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Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
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28/07/23 8:08:15 |
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30/03/23 12:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 12:26:32 |
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20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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29/09/24 8:38:50 |
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04/09/24 12:04:34 |
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27/12/23 20:44:04 |
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30/06/23 20:20:20 |
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And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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06/02/22 11:30:38 |
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11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
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15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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11/06/24 12:05:50 |
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04/12/23 8:03:22 |
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06/08/23 8:01:56 |
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13/12/22 22:49:05 |
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23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
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23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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19/12/23 23:35:33 |
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17/12/23 12:04:41 |
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Pirelli-phant? --Willie Johnson
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05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40 |
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04/12/23 12:00:26 |
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17/09/23 8:06:22 |
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Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
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24/08/23 12:53:23 |
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25/05/23 20:07:05 |
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27/03/23 8:01:39 |
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23/02/23 8:01:19 |
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Gardeners of the galaxy? --KimJong Pun
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14/10/22 12:04:43 |
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In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here. --Willie Johnson
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06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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That's an excuse. They didn't have phone batteries in 1974. They didn't even have mobiles for another five years. So yes, her phone battery had most likely died considering that she didn't have one.
Unless you met later?
11:54pm
comment on caption:
Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
Lol
7:44am
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
He who smelt it dealt it;
He who made the bubble caused the trouble
1:17pm
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
If you hire a wetsuit it’s customary to leave a deposit.
2:42pm
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
He who made the gas should blow it out their ass.
On second thought....
8:01pm
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
Lol, as a breaking wind hobbyist I shall use these comments, at a push.
9:30am
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“I know you can smell one part in a million so I’d like to apologise.” [C CaMel]
And they've pissed all over the floor!
1:57pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Lol!
2:01pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
Snow one in there. Water you going to do. That's why they call it a portal potty.
7:22pm
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” [C CaMel]
It hit him on the back of the head as he bent down to pick it up.
(Old Billy Connolly joke)
3:31pm
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“The 5p fell oot me sporran and rolled across the dance floor…” [C CaMel]