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Captions	43	12	12	#7	27	35	#11	9342	16493	#18
Photos						2	#9	10	45	#16
Comments	16							216	340	#28
Suggested Edits	2							2

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Captions	5	#13	21	#21	7646	#33
Photos					68	#85
Comments					277	#30
Suggested Edits					12	#6

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	lol x3 “Very funny, Genie.” 07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits	4 36
Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
	lol x3 creative clever x2 “…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” 06/08/24 19:02:40	29 35
Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
	lol clever Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58	1 31
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
	creative clever I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49	1 28
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
	lol x3 creative x2 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33	19 28
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
	Now in stock. 30/12/23 9:03:08, suggested edits	27


lol x3 04/11/21 8:08:24		27 27
C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
	“I’m in the bath atm.” 15/07/23 7:13:59	25

	The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16	25

	lol x2 Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20	25

	Feeling cannelloni? 12/11/12 12:07:39	25

	lol “Why are so many pages missing?” 26/09/24 11:04:33	2 24
Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
	lol “When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55	2 24

	Now in stock. 13/08/19 19:43:44	24

	lol creative clever 'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53	24

	Testing practices criticised at Pampers. 19/03/24 12:08:13	23

	lol “I’m just saying of all the places to put the stick…” 10/01/24 20:25:21	23

	“What alerted you to the fact the pilot might have been drinking?” 31/12/23 8:18:12	23

	“BMW driver, just hand washed it, you know what to do.” 19/12/23 8:00:57	23

	Director’s Cut 23/10/23 11:02:35	23

	clever “Can you believe it, 9 life sentences.” 05/09/23 11:01:16	23

	clever Scribbling rivalry 11/03/21 12:10:27	7 23
I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". ðŸ™ƒ --Troompa Loompa
	clever x2 George Orwelly 21/03/24 11:46:23	22

	clever x2 “During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58	22

	lol “When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25	22

	lol x2 “What’s the password?” ‘Miow?’ “I really should change that, come in.” 10/01/24 8:04:44	22

	“When you go and give blood with your brother and it gets competitive.” 10/12/23 20:03:14	22

	“We do rotating shifts at the car wash.” 10/03/23 8:13:39	22


lol x3 creative 28/04/21 19:37:01		23 22
Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
	"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42	15 22
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
	'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29	1 22
lol man --sandeep chahal
	“That email’s still doing the rounds.” 06/05/24 11:21:41	1 21

	creative “Are you saying you want to split the bill?” 01/04/24 11:09:57	21

	“I think a few men may have gone there before.” 12/03/24 12:06:18	21

	“Guys, when I said put me down….” 02/12/23 8:05:30	1 21

	When your parents run the scout group. 30/10/23 8:10:48	21

	lol Global warming blamed for cancellation of Disney on Ice. 21/08/23 12:00:24	3 21
Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
	It’s a nightmare when they fall out. 03/02/23 8:26:01	21

	"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51	1 21
This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
	Worth a shot 28/06/19 7:21:50	21

	clever "I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09	21

	lol “Day 3 of Slimming World and here come the hallucinations.” 12/11/24 8:37:52	20

	“They just left it in my allotment, I thought; that’s a bit of a liberty.” 04/11/24 12:07:15	20

	creative See it. Slay it. Sorted. 07/06/24 11:09:38	20

	“We do a tortoise one but delivery takes a lot longer.” 07/04/24 11:04:19	2 20
"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
	“To make matters worse I’ve just found out my boyfriend’s a pouffe.” 13/02/24 8:10:51	2 20

	creative “More of a flea market.” 18/12/23 20:02:10	20

	lol Experienced idiot seeks village. 16/11/23 12:23:53	13 20
Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
	“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 7:08:15	2 20

	“Were there any signs your 4 year old was planning to run away?” 30/03/23 11:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 11:26:32	20

	lol “If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” 20/01/22 20:55:13	20

	lol x2 “Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49	20

	creative "Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39	4 20
At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
	lol clever Glastonburied 06/01/19 16:11:04	20

	clever Drive-by shooting 13/05/18 19:09:48	20

	Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48	1 20
What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
	"Penne for your thoughts" 12/11/12 12:04:44	20

	A man of the broth. 29/09/24 7:38:50	19

	“They throw up so fast…” 04/09/24 11:04:34	19

	lol Critics divided over redesign of Google homepage. 27/12/23 20:44:04	19

	“We also do a pigeon but that’s more of a carrier bag.” 30/06/23 19:20:20	1 19
And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
	clever x3 “She’s pulled a fast one.” 28/02/22 12:02:10	1 19

	To Open Pull Tab 06/02/22 11:30:38	19

	clever “There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13	3 19
And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
	“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37	19

	"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's Â£19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50	2 19
That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
	I prefer live music. 18/09/20 10:06:49	19

	"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12	19

	creative "I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54	2 19
I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
	“You won’t be able to walk for a few months…” 17/10/24 11:12:47	18

	Login 11/06/24 11:05:50	18

	“…. You do not have to lay anything but anything you do lay…” 30/01/24 12:12:34	18

	“Bumping into your parents on holiday is bad enough…” 04/12/23 8:03:22	18

	lol “Dave’s just ordered a new Mercedes with his sales bonus, is your husband still writing captions for a living? What does he drive?” 29/11/23 12:04:58	18

	lol When you’re 37 minutes into your new diet and already hallucinating. 26/11/23 20:07:03	3 18

	“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.” 24/11/23 20:25:44	18

	lol “9 lives my arse.” 06/08/23 7:01:56	18

	clever Her body was discovered in a Subway. 13/12/22 22:49:05	1 18

	“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35	1 18
Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
	lol "I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 11:10:23	1 18
It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
	"More hop, less scotch." 09/04/20 8:34:32	18

	Baste on a true story. 02/04/20 19:09:44	18

	creative clever x2 She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20	18

	"Neigh comment" 29/09/17 19:02:17	2 18
Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
	lol creative Scribling Rivalry 16/11/16 21:37:18	5 18
Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
	“Dad was a workaholic but we saw him every 6 months.” 30/07/24 11:02:56	17

	“Forget Elmo, Cookie Monster’s been blue for years.” 08/07/24 14:51:30	17

	Benthouse Apartment. 22/04/24 7:02:57	17

	“You can take the steering lock off the bagels now too.” 12/03/24 8:29:34	17

	“I knew we should’ve read the small print on those donor cards.” 19/12/23 23:35:33	17

	clever Pirelli the Elephant 17/12/23 12:04:41	5 17
Pirelli-phant? --Willie Johnson
	lol x2 “I wish they’d shown me what the virgins looked like before I blew myself up….” 05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40	2 17

	“It’s just puppy fat.” 04/12/23 12:00:26	17

	Sealed with a piss. 10/10/23 11:05:00	17

	clever x2 “Shun of a Bic!” 17/09/23 7:06:22	1 17
Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
	“A gift from my feller.” 24/08/23 11:53:23	17

	creative x2 Glazer: It’ll be £100 but you’ll need a special coating which will be £350. 25/05/23 19:07:05	17

	‘Although there was some blood the paramedics found a strong pulse.’ 14/04/23 19:48:56	17

	Meal Deal 27/03/23 7:01:39	17

	Please give up your seat for middle age passengers. 26/03/23 11:30:26	17

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last comments (total: 464)

C CaMel, I hope you received the £50 although I don't know whether you'd prefer a giant cauliflower? They're meant to be highly prized too. All I can say about your caption, is that in all my years as a captioner...(it's very good) Congrats!

Glyn Evans

01/12/21
8:22am

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Congratulations C!

Dot Old

01/12/21
8:22am

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”

So, please vote for your favourite. The most popular will win £50 on December 25th!

Chris Beach

(admin)

01/12/21
12:02pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Congratulations, C CaMel! And thanks for donating your prize to give us a fun retrospective of 2021 captions.

:^)

-Crunchy

Crunchy Chords

01/12/21
3:21pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Great Caption CC. Well done

Mark England

01/12/21
5:10pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Very funny, I'm hungry for more .... Congrats C CaMel

Mark Wilson

01/12/21
7:50pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Very funny caption 😀

Ian Skelding

01/12/21
8:23pm

comment on caption:

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]

Congratulations C CaMel. In the best tradition of caption.me, your excellent caption has given us a womb with a room. This caption really had teeth in it. There will be no need to feed you since you've won fifty pounds of cheddar (*slang for money*), you really brought home the bacon. It's also great that you're donating your bread for a prize at Christmas, an that event celebrates the birth of Jesus (very generous considering what Jesus did with some bread and wine). Some day maybe you'll look back with pride on this, as a highlight in a career as a captioneer and volunteer gynaecologist (or was it paid? No judgement here). Congratulations once again and well done.