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	"It was a good service." "Not that good, the brakes failed." 06/10/23 7:18:31	25

	"Is there any doggy there?" 22/10/22 7:00:13	23

	Youngsters nowadays think they gnaw everything 09/06/24 7:03:15	1 19
Mine just ignaw me. --James Lennox
	clever "Come on, you are going for a ride in our police car." "I hope it's electric." 18/06/24 7:15:01, edited: 18/06/24 7:57:55, suggested edits	18

	lol We weren't sure if this would work, so a couple of hamsters agreed to be guinea pigs. 15/06/24 19:16:14	18

	Cleaning up the mouse droppings 20/10/24 7:06:05	17

	lol x2 "Dad, why are we balancing oranges on our heads?" "Because I can't play the guitar and you can't sing." 13/07/24 12:26:03	17

	After 5 years, Dave wondered if it would still be alive anyway. 25/05/24 7:04:51, edited: 25/05/24 7:19:49, suggested edits	1 17

	"Do you want to accept cookies?..... You bet I do!" 14/09/24 19:04:02	15

	"I could do with a hand to get out." 06/04/24 11:01:53	15

	It's a very friendly neighbourhood; the lady upstairs is always dropping in. 23/09/23 11:15:58, edited: 23/09/23 23:24:46	15

	"Why do you always have to go one better than me? I pull a rabbit out of a hat and you manage this!" 18/03/23 8:04:29	15

	lol There's the squirrel making an ass out of himself again! 08/11/22 20:00:11	15

	"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it" 12/08/15 8:18:32	15

	Is this a wind-up? 16/05/24 19:02:00	14

	Let sleeping dogs fly. 01/07/23 11:17:21	14

	"It's ridiculous, you wait all day for one sleigh and then three come along all at once." 11/01/24 8:09:30	13

	This man is so fast even his shadow can't keep up with him. 25/11/23 8:01:46, edited: 25/11/23 12:04:21, suggested edits	13

	Soler power 08/01/23 8:47:00	13

	lol I may have no house, no clothes, no hot water and have some cattle giving me an ominous pre-charge stare – but at least I’ve got a pot to piss in. 19/11/22 12:00:14	13

	In half an hour this will be the best spot on the whole beach. 08/10/22 7:21:34	1 13

	creative I think it was Erik Ten Hag's last signing that sealed his fate. 30/10/24 8:05:08	12

	clever "Dave, your great great grandfather never looks any different on the family photos." 16/06/24 8:06:26	12

	This tastes offal. 25/04/24 11:08:40	12

	Only canned laughter 07/04/24 7:00:30	12

	The Smith sisters are aged 17, 16, 15, 14 and 13. 13 years ago their parents bought a television. 30/09/22 12:26:47	12

	"Somewhere around here that I dropped that baby." 29/03/18 16:00:28	12

	"I'll raise you three floors." 27/10/24 8:01:53	1 11

	lol 🎵 Listen to my fart, my achy breaky fart. 19/07/24 7:09:22	11

	Cool place to sleep 06/03/24 12:03:47	11

	Dave got hammered whilst on holiday 30/06/23 7:01:00	11

	"Er, sorry but your stained glass toilet may be a bit more stained." 06/05/23 7:01:13	11

	These boots were made for squawking. 15/12/22 12:00:18	11

	"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." 17/09/22 7:08:25	4 11
"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." "I don't understand why this blue paint keeps disappearing." --Willie Johnson
	Great Wine Shark 02/07/24 11:05:35	1 10

	Tyrannosaurus wrecked 29/05/24 19:01:15	10

	Can't sleep? Try counting calories. 25/02/24 20:14:55	10

	"Where do you put any luggage?" "In the trunk!" 06/09/23 12:02:07	10

	"I hate it that you force me to wear this stupid hat." "Look, I hate having to be carried everywhere. Just get on with it." 27/07/23 7:25:29	10

	My father wouldn’t allow us to watch the Simpsons when we were kids. But every time he turned his back would we would see it. 09/10/22 11:00:17	10

	"Fetch Rover..... Er, I threw a tennis ball." 22/09/22 11:42:22	10

	I'm not lichen this design. 08/07/24 7:23:38, edited: 08/07/24 7:25:04	9

	Cool runnings 18/05/24 7:13:54	9

	Cabbage Patch kid 11/05/24 11:00:33	1 9

	"I remember watching James Hunt and Niki erm..." "Lauda?" "Turn your hearing aid up Ethel, I'm almost shouting." 20/04/24 7:26:01, edited: 22/04/24 4:49:34, suggested edits	9

	I left two rabbits on there just the other night..... 07/04/24 11:04:07	9

	"How is the BBQ going?" "The host is charming." 27/03/24 12:33:58	9

	Coffee table 26/02/24 20:29:14	9

	"Can I not even get a day off on my wedding day!" 29/10/23 8:02:07	9

	Staff at macdonalds need retraining in the Heimlich manoeuvre 05/09/23 7:02:06	9

	The army regretted the day it made Evel Knievel a tank driver. 07/07/23 7:02:52	9

	But Carol, you are NOT in a GREEK restaurant! 07/02/23 20:01:11	9

	Thank goodness I only travel at weekends 02/07/24 19:00:36	8

	My solicitor said I should put it in writing 26/06/24 19:28:07	8

	"Hey Clint, for a few dollars more you could have bought a scooter." "Er, nah. I'm good." 09/05/24 7:36:20	8

	"... and that is why you need to kill the dog." 22/04/24 19:05:40	8

	"I need to exercise more and get rid of this spare tyre." 09/04/24 7:02:07	8

	... and all because The Little Mermaid loves milk tray. 22/03/24 8:02:43	8

	This is the end of the line. 21/03/24 20:05:14	8

	This trick never grows mould. 12/03/24 8:09:09	8

	"Does your mattress have a topping?" 15/02/24 12:01:30	8

	"Today, we have a trainee pilot." 06/01/24 20:19:16	8

	"Nope, still don't recognise you." 18/12/23 12:23:17	8

	Ethel quickly left the field; she thought she was being stalked. 08/12/23 8:25:37	1 8
Why leave the field? She could best him, her or they with that cob. --Glyn Evans
	Hoping to attract some honeys. 03/12/23 12:04:18	8

	It will come in handy for next year's hot day too. 16/10/23 19:06:00	8

	Eat lead 07/10/23 11:11:58	8

	"Sad news is.... they are all blind." 11/08/23 7:15:07, edited: 11/08/23 14:27:39	8

	She doesn't have a head for heights. 22/07/23 7:14:58	8

	"You can clearly see the route to the pet shop to buy food and dreamies." 05/07/23 12:23:33	8

	Just my luck, I get the whiskey that tastes like listerine. 18/01/23 20:52:55	8

	"Yes, I will do it darling ......as soon as I've finished my coffee." 05/01/23 20:07:39	8

	"Will you marry me?" seems pretty crucial. 21/12/22 20:00:12	8

	What do you do when you are camping and worried about someone stealing your tent. 10/12/22 12:02:09	8

	clever Venus dog trap 27/03/18 8:02:41	8

	"Damn. Still breathing." 17/10/24 11:02:17	7

	Inflation is getting out of hand 11/10/24 11:02:24	7

	Hmm. Not sure if I have. 26/08/24 19:02:24	1 7

	"You'll be fine Rover. We're just waiting for that gorgeous lift engineer to come again." 23/08/24 11:32:03	7

	Council say that reports that wheelie bins can fly is just a load of rubbish. 18/06/24 19:06:49	7

	Greta's carbon footprint really is very low; she gets carried most places by the police. 18/06/24 7:08:26	7

	Schrodinger's spider 25/05/24 7:05:15	7

	54 of your 5-a-day. 05/03/24 20:02:35	7

	"Stop the car Dave! You've ran someone over!" 03/03/24 8:01:44	7

	He looks like he's got a cob on 14/11/23 12:07:18	7

	"Are you two okay out there?" 07/11/23 12:31:46	7

	Fingers entwinnings 30/09/23 19:07:17	7

	"Bloody smart TV/computer.... It's crashed!" 13/08/23 11:04:40	7

	"Ready, steady.....BANG" "I just heard a gun shot. I did. No way am I going out there." 04/07/23 12:26:26	7

	Sat navs are for suckers 30/06/23 12:04:44	7

	The most annoying thing is - the boiler isn't working. 17/05/23 11:06:51	7

	The rugby ball itself is a lot smaller but you can practise conversions with this big one first. 13/05/23 11:36:28	7

	Who was the only person unhappy that my uncle was a transvestite? My croissant 07/05/23 11:00:36	7

	A highly-strung baby 22/03/23 12:00:28	7

	"I just followed my sat nav." 08/02/23 8:01:11	7

	"Thanks for showing me what you do at work, dad. What's in the bag?" "Loads of money, son." 06/10/22 12:07:29	7

	Shotgun wedding 01/10/22 19:00:13	7

	Keeping a cool head 03/04/18 19:23:55	7

	"Mum, why can't we have a coal fire like everyone else?" 28/03/18 20:53:00	7

	"Don't move. There's a butterfly on your back." 23/10/24 19:08:20	6