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	This picture is fuzzy 27/05/17 13:49:20	9

	I hear pig farming is on the increase. 20/04/17 7:08:49	9

	Portsmouth 13/04/17 7:32:40	9

	RSPCA officials were called when a baby elephant was spotted emerging from the ground. 07/03/17 8:21:11	2 9
I was thinking about a trampled elephant bird. --a stanhope
	The Great British Scrape Off 21/02/17 20:00:35	9

	Large erections were just a distant memory 01/02/17 20:09:01	1 9
...until I turned to 'see Alice.' " --Greg Curtis
	Grottesque 14/01/17 20:06:03	9

	'Uddersfield 12/01/17 20:00:25	1 9
Probably the only time Uddersfield won anything --Mr Dome
	David Peck 'Em 11/01/17 20:00:11	9

	lol Retch on the Beach 05/01/17 8:04:48	9

	Tears of Joy 28/12/16 8:01:24	9

	lol Eddie was stopped in his tracks by Gulliver's embroidery needle 27/12/16 12:18:18	7 9
Kidd's these days.... --Mr Dome
	Segway in a Manger 23/12/16 8:02:38	9

	Jean spends too much time in the Lada 29/10/16 11:03:36	1 9
There used to be an outside catering company round here and it always amused me when they turned up to functions transporting the food in a Lada. There again, it doesn't take much to amuse me... --Pussy Galore
	Lan-terns. 05/10/16 7:17:35	9

	"Do you guys want any dips with that?" 28/09/16 12:16:53	9

	clever That perfect Kodiak camera moment. 15/09/16 7:02:46	9

	In the latest Cinderella remake, the lead character is an overweight lesbian who runs away from balls. 10/12/24 20:15:34	8

	Police described the thief as a large bird with a mullet. 30/11/24 8:18:27	8

	Unfortunately, red wine always gave Sarah terrible wind. 06/09/24 7:02:02	8

	"So we shit on the cars and you go and clean it off." The origins of windscreen vipers. 20/08/24 19:17:24	8

	lol Dave wins Olympic Gold at Airfix Modelling. 02/08/24 7:33:34	2 8
''Did Dave pass the dope test?''''No, he stuck two of his fingers together.'' --Dave Bryan
	Keep calm and don't get into a flap. 12/07/24 19:02:33	8

	"You really turn me on." 06/06/24 11:05:54	8

	Carrion Abroad 17/05/24 19:01:52	8

	Big hare was definitely all the rage in the 80's. 26/04/24 19:08:41	8

	Some taxi drivers expect generous PG Tips. 03/04/24 7:12:17	8

	CatWest 22/02/24 8:04:34	8

	Careful you don't burn your tongs. 13/01/24 20:04:24	8

	For members of the pile high club. 06/01/24 20:09:30	8

	My Fine Fare Ladies 27/12/23 8:08:10, suggested edits	1 8

	Spine-tingling adventures with James 2-year Fixed Bond. 04/11/23 8:13:32	8

	She should have worn her glasses. 02/11/23 20:30:11	1 8

	clever I'll have a Magnum for dessert. 07/10/23 11:15:40	8

	Looks like it was an emergency evacuation. 04/09/23 19:10:13	8

	Alternative ending filmed for Fatal Attraction. 15/08/23 7:05:35	8

	🎵 Bark! The herald angels sing 24/06/23 7:13:26	8

	Sabotage is suspected in the latest I'm a Little Teapot competition. 20/05/23 19:41:01	8

	Light as a feather 12/05/23 19:53:38	8

	He enjoys relaxing to a bit of swing. 05/04/23 7:00:43	8

	Alcohol-dependant. 31/01/23 20:00:48	8

	The signwriter had a sudden urge to move his vowels. 27/01/23 8:01:48	8

	The label reads: Cool irony only 21/01/23 8:06:30	8

	They're certainly trying to jazz this area up. 30/12/22 20:09:27	8

	"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." 13/10/22 19:00:57	2 8

	Snowman complains that the prosthetic testicle he's offered on the NHS doesn't match. 25/06/22 19:06:52	2 8
And I always thought it was Aled Jones doing the singing. --Karyn Harrison
	CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM 17/06/22 7:01:14	8

	No ifs or butts 12/06/22 19:05:13	1 8

	Well I can hear a rattle in the engine. 08/06/22 11:36:15	1 8
... and a gurgling sound from under the bonnet. --Karyn Harrison
	Donna, Dasher and Prancer 31/05/22 19:00:28	8

	Plumbing for dummies 23/05/22 19:20:01	8

	Collieseum 27/04/22 11:00:14	8

	"Mum, I want a number 2!" "Don't be ridiculous, that's far too short." 09/04/22 11:51:32	8

	Rogues' Gallery 27/03/22 19:02:43	8

	This kind of thing infuriates me. The correct spelling is SLIPPERY. Anon 23/03/22 20:00:09	8

	"Sorry, it's a poor reception." 29/01/22 12:00:10	8

	"I don't mind queuing. It's just nice not to be cooped up all day." 28/11/21 20:59:17	8

	They think it's all Rover.. It is now 01/10/21 19:04:31	8

	I must admit zoo entrance fees are extortionate. 14/08/21 7:13:44	8

	Stuart Little Richard 27/05/21 11:17:18	8

	Virgin snow 26/05/21 11:17:03	8

	"What's your handicap?" "Wearing this bloody elephant outfit" 19/05/21 19:10:10	8

	Finalists of the Scorpion Pole Dancing Championships 14/05/21 19:14:16	8

	I mean, who doesn't like playing with themselves? 13/03/21 20:00:28	8

	Some Isle of Man residents are just show-offs. 11/03/21 20:08:45	6 8
I wonder if it was because he thought he had a small nose. Maybe the moustache was meant to act as a more prominent shadow for it? Make it more defined as it were. And in regards to sexual fetish, maybe he liked to get his cheeks sunburned because... --Glyn Evans
	"Sorry Dave, not got time for your Neanderthal Man impression right now." 25/01/21 8:04:17	8

	"What a dump!" "May be that curry you had last night?" 24/01/21 12:56:28	8

	"He dribbles, burps and farts. I want to grow up to be just like him" 05/01/21 20:42:39	8

	You should see the state of the partridge. 27/11/20 8:00:28	8

	The Incy Wincy Spider fan club defy lockdown rules. 14/11/20 12:01:04	8

	Very disappointed with Blackpool Illuminations this year. 13/11/20 8:01:43	8

	lol Parents in supermarkets are warned not to leave children near large radiators. 28/10/20 13:27:45	8

	They need to get off. 18/10/20 19:00:25	8

	Live streaming 02/10/20 7:01:18	8

	Did you hear about the pair of tits who walked into a bra? 21/09/20 19:08:54	1 8

	Britain's tallest lion not impressed with the maze at Hampton Court. 21/09/20 7:03:45	1 8
Brilliant --Glyn Evans
	The fruit of their labour 03/09/20 19:15:45	8

	Anon hates the incorrect use of colons. 02/09/20 19:06:16	8

	He won by a Head & Shoulders. 26/08/20 11:18:29	8

	clever Lap dog 08/08/20 11:07:03	1 8
Lapping it up. --Willie Johnson
	Soap opera 07/08/20 20:02:28	8

	Buzz Light-Beer 16/07/20 19:02:30	8

	"Oh look a flock of seagulls. I wonder which side of the car they'll shit on." 04/07/20 19:05:40	8

	The umpire strikes back 10/06/20 7:17:44	8

	I love these Silent But Deadly films 24/05/20 11:56:33	8

	clever "Well, hello Dolly.." 26/04/20 19:26:32	8

	Animal magnetism. 26/04/20 19:00:46	8

	"You can come out now, the coast is clear" 11/04/20 11:05:18	1 8
Must be because of the self-isolation and social distancing. --Willie Johnson
	This was before she dumped me. 29/03/20 7:55:00	8

	Smothering Sunday. 21/03/20 21:17:08	8

	I loved singing round the campfire in the Boy Sprouts. 19/02/20 20:04:25	8

	"I've always loved Sundaes" 15/02/20 20:17:07	8

	Dave was built like a horse. Unfortunately not where it mattered. 01/02/20 14:47:31	8

	"Oh great. Neptune wants another shirt ironing." 16/01/20 20:00:42	8

	creative I see Prince Phillip did the weekly shop again. 09/01/20 8:04:49	8

	Prince Andrew: The Early Years 20/11/19 20:00:19	8

	clever Licensed to grill. 16/11/19 8:03:02	8

	MGM downsize their studios. 06/11/19 20:01:17	8

	Killer Queen 22/10/19 7:00:49	8

	"What's your name?" "Narnia business." 20/10/19 20:02:08	8