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They're not centaurs at all, they're really the sea clops
8:23am
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My Big Fat Greek Mythology Wedding [Vanessa the Guesser]
Itβs hard cheese however the Democrats think putting it back in the thermonuclear oven might soften it up.
5:09pm
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Make America Grate Again [Vanessa the Guesser]
Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption.
12:09pm
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"Get down, Shep!" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Reminds me of the old Beano joke:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
8:31am
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"Do you mind? I'm just getting dressed." [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Carboard Captioneer is completely recyclable just like his jokes.
8:39pm
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The Cardboard Captioneer comes complete with interchangeable tabbed paper clothes for 8.00 am, 12.00 and 8.00 pm: pyjamas, dressing gowns, string vests and much more. Exclusive offer for June - red negligee with matching crotchless panties (one size fits all). [Vanessa the Guesser]
Looks like he ran out of juice.
12:18pm
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He just got pipped at the post. [Vanessa the Guesser]
... and a gurgling sound from under the bonnet.
1:59pm
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Well I can hear a rattle in the engine. [Vanessa the Guesser]
*Crush, crunch, munch, splat* - Orchestral Manoeuvres on the Parquet
1:26pm
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π΅ Granola Gay π΅ [Vanessa the Guesser]
No ifs, ends or butts?
1:35am
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No ifs or butts [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Enola Gay was the aeroplane that dropped a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima. Not sure everyone got the reference.
9:03pm
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π΅ Granola Gay π΅ [Vanessa the Guesser]