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clever 08/09/22 7:01:34		19 32
Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
	creative clever x6 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49	19 31
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
	lol clever Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57	29

	creative clever Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 11:22:25	27

	Better than showing off her Wotsits. 10/03/24 20:31:31	1 26

	"We always take a few magazines to bed." 16/02/24 8:02:26	2 26
None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere --Mr Dome

lol 08/08/20 7:05:57		18 26
Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
	Man flue 11/10/24 7:01:04	25

	"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." 28/09/24 11:06:53	20 25
Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa! --Chris Beach
	clever ICU 25/07/20 11:02:49	1 25
Icy too --Willie Johnson

creative x3 11/02/19 12:01:55		21 25
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser

clever 20/09/18 7:05:14		16 25
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
	That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13	24

	"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39	24

	It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55	1 24

	lol x2 "My joystick's not working." "It hasn't for years, dear." 10/08/24 11:14:49	23

	clever Strike of genius. 02/03/24 12:07:56	23

	Lidl Women 27/12/23 8:09:34	23

	"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 7:12:15	23


lol 25/03/21 20:00:07		21 23
Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
	creative In other words - U FO 18/04/20 11:11:28	23

	clever x2 Bow legged. 11/07/19 7:18:11	23

	clever "Euston, we have a problem" 30/04/19 11:21:58	23

	lol "Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10	22

	lol I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37	22

	lol "Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25	2 22
Too many old trout? --Al Overy
	lol x2 Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06	22

	"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24	1 22
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
	lol This lamb's a bit tough. 19/01/20 13:30:10	22

	creative Sabbath 31/03/24 7:16:35	21

	Sweeping Beauty 29/10/23 20:03:08	1 21
At least, it's a stable job. --John Glover
	William Don't Tell 17/06/23 11:01:48	21

	The Ministry of Filly Walks. 05/02/22 8:00:09	21

	clever "Well done, dear" 20/06/19 19:01:49	1 21

	clever German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue. 07/12/24 12:04:41	20

	lol I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net. 23/10/24 19:08:54	20

	"Cycling really makes my calves ache." "You should try giving birth to them." 24/08/24 7:09:58	20

	Scratching post. 26/08/23 19:08:19	20

	"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 19:00:31	20

	So what? I wore a tank top. 09/02/23 20:01:57	20

	clever I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39	20

	lol The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11	20

	clever Pay As You Go 27/06/20 11:04:09	1 20
Phone Bogx --Flo .
	lol x2 I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22	20

	clever Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39	20

	How lavish! 24/04/19 19:00:24	20

	"Mum, please can I go out tonight?" 07/12/24 8:04:45	19

	clever "I'm worried that my hairline is reseeding." 03/12/24 8:03:19	19

	clever x2 They all plaid well. 29/09/24 11:09:19	19

	That could cause a pile up. 28/08/24 19:08:50	19

	5 years we've been married and never a crossword. 13/07/24 7:12:11	19

	clever "Don't worry, I won't eat you. Parrots repeat on me." 16/03/24 20:04:30	19

	She's refusing to take it lying down. 13/01/24 12:02:28	19

	clever "There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1." 08/09/23 7:42:41	19

	clever "Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38	19

	Ale Marys 26/02/22 12:03:50	19

	Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36	19

	Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10	1 19
There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
	"Bling out your dead!" 18/03/20 20:27:47	19

	"I won it on a scratch card." 09/03/20 12:00:12	19

	lol I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15	1 19
Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
	clever Grate Expectations. 27/12/19 20:00:11	19

	creative x2 clever You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01	19

	clever When you get Heather Mills for Secret Santa. 19/10/24 7:02:32	18

	clever They've just dropped off their kids at the nursery. 05/02/24 20:07:02	18

	Bummingbird 17/10/23 19:24:28	18

	creative Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa. 18/08/23 7:08:44	18

	lol creative "It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 7:02:12	1 18
😂 --Julia Kinsey
	Nosey parker. 08/02/23 8:00:08	1 18
Or a nosey parkour --Mr Dome
	Which clown thought this up? 28/10/22 19:17:39	18

	She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23	18

	He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27	18

	"I've tried explaining how it works to my patients, but basically it goes in one ear and out the other" 03/09/21 7:19:05	18

	clever An Ariel view. 24/08/21 7:00:37	18

	Stinking rich. 05/06/21 7:16:15	18

	"Shit..." Brian was alarmed after reading the script for Fatal Attraction. 22/01/21 12:33:21	1 18
"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
	They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22	18

	clever She scrubs up well. 25/07/20 11:01:16	18

	creative Copulation: 100,043 16/04/20 19:03:38	18

	Scooby diving 03/04/20 19:00:09	18

	"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58	4 18
She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
	clever x2 January at the Jobcentre. 30/12/19 16:56:53	18

	clever The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38	18

	Pisces of eight 28/12/18 12:00:41	18

	creative When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36	18

	lol George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28	18

	clever Speed dating 02/02/18 12:30:31	18

	"So, have I passed?" 10/04/17 11:30:43	18

	I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14	1 18
Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
	lol It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51	2 18
My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
	This photo is so last year. 09/07/24 19:00:50	17

	He normally likes a roll on his back. 05/06/24 7:12:20	17

	clever Wall's have ears 27/03/24 12:00:43	17

	He goes like a rocket. 13/02/24 20:33:02	17

	They're dam tasty 11/09/23 19:04:34	1 17
Contest over. --Scrijjy Doo
	They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate. 31/07/23 19:16:47	17

	It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 19:03:28	17

	If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09	17

	lol Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21	17

	Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30	17

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last comments (total: 584)

They've got all the new loins in

Glyn Evans

26/01/22
11:56am

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Pork shops [Vanessa the Guesser]

It's either Hattersley or his spitting image.

[anon]

31/01/22
8:25pm

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Roi Hattersley [Vanessa the Guesser]

A new twist on an old favourite!

Molly R

04/02/22
8:18am

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"Waitress - I'm curious about this 'Toad in the hole' offer?" [Vanessa the Guesser]

They love to Trotsky.

Willie Johnson

05/02/22
9:11am

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They keep trotting over to the far-right. [Vanessa the Guesser]

It's been years since he had a hit.

Karyn Harrison

04/04/22
7:59pm

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Leo Slayer [Vanessa the Guesser]

True, but would've thought his preferred weapon was some soft rock

Sauce Pan

04/04/22
9:53pm

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Leo Slayer [Vanessa the Guesser]

🎵...potty like it's 1999.

Willie Johnson

05/04/22
8:09pm

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No-one said it was potty time..? [Vanessa the Guesser]

Crapping for the NHS might have the same impact as applause, even though in both instances people mean well.

Hopefully fixing a sponge on a stick isn't Newton using a metaphor for fixing the NHS, even if it is before his time and he can apparently see into the future.

Glyn Evans

10/04/22
8:12pm