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The father is useless at tossing pancakes which is why one landed on her face. 😃
7:26am
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"I blame your father. He's a useless tosser."
(Nod to all pancake references) [Vanessa the Guesser]
Sorry Cap Auth, just my sick sense of humour. I got the intended joke, but was suggesting it would work just as well without the pancake reference. Somebody with an equally disturbed mind might understand why...
7:55am
comment on caption:
"I blame your father. He's a useless tosser."
(Nod to all pancake references) [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's like chicken, but they have to stay as long as possible before the jumper hits the water.
8:03am
comment on caption:
"Anyone fancy a game of bridge?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
🎅
2:49pm
comment on caption:
Dasher cam footage [Vanessa the Guesser]
That's possibly Boy George ... The comma, comma comedian.
3:57pm
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Eats shoots and leaves. Anon can stick the comma. [Vanessa the Guesser]
"That's rich coming from you...
Firstly, you're employed by a body known for it's Smoke and Mirror tactics which is why you sign a document not reveal the Magician's code and secondly, I was racing against YOU!"
8:52pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry Sir, but you're a liar and a cheetah.." [Vanessa the Guesser]
...they asked me back for a threesome. I had to pass. Not on a first date...maybe on a second.
8:10pm
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I met these two on a blind date. At least one of them genuinely likes long walks on the beach. [Vanessa the Guesser]
"I thought your salad days were over."
2:45pm
comment on caption:
"What's for tea?"
"Salad" [Vanessa the Guesser]
One lump or two?
9:33pm
comment on caption:
"Fancy a cuppa?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
PG Tips?
(Nod to caption @ 20:07:32, seen after commenting.)
11:02pm
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"Fancy a cuppa?" [Vanessa the Guesser]