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	The paleobiologists objected to the field team's late-night, beer-fueled fossil reconstruction parties after returning from a dig, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties. 06/03/23 20:24:12	2 3
Indeed, Molly! Nod to the finite improbability generators and the hostess's undergarments. :-D --Crunchy Chords
	Immersive sound to give you that glazed look. 04/03/23 20:03:29	3


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	Hungry HUNGRY Hippos 07/11/22 20:00:07	3


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	Howard's end 02/10/22 19:27:32	1 3

	"My stylist says it's not about how much hair you have, but what you do with it." 24/09/22 19:02:37	3


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	"... And then he tried to screw my mouth!" "Shocking!" 04/09/22 19:01:05	1 3

	"It's on the bestsellers list." "Please don't say it's #2." 29/08/22 19:00:07, edited: 29/08/22 19:01:27	3

	Sadly, the photo session was carpet bombed. 23/08/22 19:00:14, edited: 23/08/22 19:19:28	3


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	"Help! I'm about to be buggered by a snow leopard!" 08/07/22 14:10:20	3

	My husband was coming, so I put out my fag in the toilet cistern, not realising the loo was also his hiding place for the whisky still. 20/06/22 19:07:17	3


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	"My choice of how to spend all that money did not work out as I had planned," said Scrijjy. 02/06/22 19:00:18	3

	Frustrated at the high number of able-ist transphobes, Bournemouth outreach ambassadors Jim and Crystal briefly experimented with a more aggressive strategy. 17/05/22 19:01:26	3


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	Buster Keaton did his own stunts: car stunts, falling-wall stunts, the whole kitten canoodle. 01/04/22 19:00:40	4 3
There was another Lloyd and another clock tower, in a little place called Hill Valley. --Glad You Remember
	"They're going to be in the Tate exhibit." "Makes sense: they're just a couple of dick-Taters." 27/03/22 20:04:48	3


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	🎵 And it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire 🎵 10/03/22 20:18:10	3


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	I might have misheard when my wife said she was inviting a fellow thespian for Christmas. 11/01/22 20:00:14	3


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	... And he shops at Marx & Spencer. 31/12/21 6:39:56	3

	Walking past Ladies' Lingerie often causes Dave to pitch a tent. 27/12/21 20:00:22	1 3
It's just a little pop up --Tony S

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	She dumped him because of the Antibollocks-Steroids. 10/12/21 20:16:56	2 3
Can steroids stop you from seeing, hearing and talking bollocks? If you take steroids and can't read this comment, then the answer is "no". --Glyn Evans
	"That's the last of the bandages, someone fetch a mirror! Alright, madam, are you ready to see Katie Price Version 107.0?" 09/12/21 20:00:10	3

	"I wear it to see what sort of captions people post. I just love my caption-earring." 07/12/21 20:00:15	3


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	RuPaul's Bag Race UK 09/11/21 20:12:04	3

	"Well, yes, I would say the use of 'air quotes', or 'inverted commas' if you will, is indubitably overdone. As regards whether they should be 'single' or "double", it's really a question of style, though I think we can all agree that one must never "mix' their usage." 08/11/21 20:00:27	3

	Professor Thompson found a unique way to prevent students getting up and leaving mid-lecture. 04/11/21 20:06:25	3

	"Don't be a shy! Now you can will be promiscuous!" 03/11/21 13:51:40	3


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	He tells priest tales in the seashell. 23/10/21 19:00:33, edited: 24/03/23 18:13:29	1 3

	"So you're what passes for a Republican these days? Why, you don't look like you've done a day of hard work in your life." "It's easier to just scare the riffraff that some abstract immigrant is taking their jobs whilst I close their factories and invest overseas." "And how is that working out?" "Well, we lost the election. But we almost won the coup!" 08/10/21 19:01:38	3

	Comes with audio instructions: "Plleasse to insert kredit kard and enterink date of birth and NIN, iss not Russian skam." 17/09/21 19:00:15	1 3
Iss Ukrainian skam perpetrated by Joe Biden and his son Beau. --Willie Johnson

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	"Laters, losers! I'm going to become an Instagram Influencer. I've been working on my 'duck face' pose." 31/08/21 19:10:42	3


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	"That's a smart dog you've got." "He's an idiot. He just put petrol in my diesel engine." 23/08/21 19:00:49	3


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	Deja poo: that strange feeling that you've eaten this sh*tty food before. 16/07/21 5:14:13	1 3

	My dad called it a "Log Flume", but I called it "What a Sh*t Feels Like Whilst Being Flushed". 12/07/21 19:00:21	3


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	He used a slip knot. 30/05/21 19:00:06	3

	Attention: be on the lookout for a small male, mid thirties, suspect is extremely agitated, and heavily armed. 16/05/21 6:22:02, edited: 14/09/23 23:50:46	3

	The bride is about to discover he has a reptile dysfunction. 09/05/21 19:07:39	3

	I made the mistake of wearing sandals and got pigeon-toed. 08/05/21 19:07:14	1 3
Took me years to train my pigeon to fetch phone numbers from pretty girls. To my horror, I now realize, I shouldn't have used the word Digits! --SnapDragon D
	Attempts to introduce basketball to third world regimes led to some confusion over the term "jump balls". 05/05/21 19:02:43	3

	Deja coup: that strange feeling that you've seen this removal of a dicktator before. (www.caption.me/392821) 05/05/21 19:00:57	5 3
Perhaps voting habits have changed? Or there are many more captions now? Two things surprise me;1) That so many brilliant captions don't get more than 1 vote.2) How people can find these ancient posts on a site... --SnapDragon D
	"Right then, let's see how YOU like it..." said the gelding. 05/05/21 19:00:11	3

	She's a Coke-tease. 20/04/21 19:01:06	3

	Once she'd had a taste, Jane was forever chasing lobster tail. 13/04/21 19:00:19	3

	"Here's your feather duster, Jane. I want all eleven of these statues spotless. And always remember,-" "I know. Don't neglect the balls." 23/03/21 20:00:16	3

	The perfect fence to prevent your men going down the pub: it takes them ages to open it. 21/03/21 20:00:27	3


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ðŸŽµ "I can't undo this so I'm here all day" ðŸŽµ --Willie Johnson
	When Dave offered me his hand in marriage, I should have demanded both hands. 28/02/21 20:00:06	3

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Great film ðŸ¤ --Mr Dome

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	(Gasp) "Doctor!... It's... it's not what it looks like... He was just, erm, giving me a ride home." 09/11/20 20:00:48	3


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He's been standing there without a bathroom break fart too long. --Willie Johnson

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	I prefer the original books. Those Disney versions take far too many ...liberties. 14/10/20 7:02:20	3


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	"Darling, have you ever heard of the term 'blue balls'?" "You mean the idea that aroused males get blue testicles if they're not able to, well, finish? Yeah, but it's a myth, innit. Why do you ask?" 05/10/20 19:00:35	3


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