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creative clever x2 27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37		22 30
Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords

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	lol 🎵 “It's such a wondrous night, The moon and stars are shining. I know my voice is shite, I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 06/12/23 20:01:11	5 20
Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords

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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
	"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39	20


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	clever Left tenants 29/08/24 19:05:30	19

	lol "Gynaecologist?" "Close. Pussy doctor." 05/11/19 8:01:50	1 19


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	lol x2 “Wait, what if I remove a redundant secondary sort from the SQL query? That could give me a massive load performance improvement!” “Ohh, I love it when you talk dirty, Chris Beach.” 15/08/24 19:02:08	1 18


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	clever "MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06	18

	clever Due to a missing letter, the company must now try to sell 1000 boxes of Kellogg's All-Bra. 15/12/19 8:00:12	1 18


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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
	lol x2 "Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 7:04:12	18

	"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49	17


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All her heirs. --Tony S

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goopsie --Peter Houle
	Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave would one day come back to bite her in the arse. 09/11/21 14:40:51	17


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	lol "Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 19:00:09	17


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	lol "Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11	16


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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
	Battle of the Bulge 11/06/20 19:01:22	1 16
He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .

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	Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51	15


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	Santa's little yelper 09/03/19 20:00:12	15


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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
	"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27	14

	Wore of the Roses 05/02/24 20:04:16	14


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	"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28	14


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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson

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	creative Arse You Like It 03/01/20 20:24:42	14

	. . "Wash your windscreen?" . 28/04/19 19:00:25	14


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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
	In lieu of a bowl 26/09/23 19:10:49	13


lol creative 08/05/23 20:30:59, edited: 05/06/23 14:50:23		13


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	creative "I'll go back into the office first, then you follow a few minutes later, we don't want any rumours. How do I look?" 04/08/22 19:02:06	13


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	Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34	13


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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson

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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans

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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson

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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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	"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09	12

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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson

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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus

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	Not surprisingly,Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. 09/08/20 7:11:25	1 12
He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson

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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison

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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo

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	"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 19:02:10	12

	Maths for Dummies 06/10/19 15:22:48	1 12


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