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Yes, not long after Boris was jailed for Partygate after a public backlash. Even though the whole country were having house parties and breaking the same restrictions, it was important to make an example of the Conservative Party. I won't even go into Rishi not wearing a seatbelt. Nobody ever forgets to put on a seatbelt, do they? Especially when on a rollercoaster...
I agree with Nicola Sturgeon that when deciding what prison Boris should put into he should be treated as the partygater that he is.
I realise that female inmates are concerned that if put in a women's prison Boris might want to party with them as is his perceived partygating nature. That's why it's important that he should be kept in a male prison so that he only parties with men as is the status quo.
It's such a lovely gesture that men deserve to be partied with. They must get so lonely and need the company
8:06am
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Boris suggests talks with Nicola Sturgion went extremely well.
[Chris Keegan]
You just wait, we'll slaughter you in the Calcutta Cup!
2:03pm
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To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. [Chris Keegan]
The real tragedy was the user unlocked it with a trolley token.
4:32pm
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To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. [Chris Keegan]
Johnny Rotten luck...
12:02pm
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Darling, I think the car has a punkture. [Chris Keegan]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
3:13pm
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Safeway? [Chris Keegan]
I don't want to moan but it's an unfortified wine.
12:41pm
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Looks like a nice port. [Chris Keegan]
In Cork?
12:54pm
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Looks like a nice port. [Chris Keegan]
In Cork? Wine not?
3:28pm
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Looks like a nice port. [Chris Keegan]
It's about time Dave used the toilet, he's been using the cat litter tray for far too long now
12:07pm
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Sarah had it fitted so Dave can be aware of its existence. [Chris Keegan]
Is your tosser position still open?
9:25pm
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"Well Mr Smith, I would certainly agree that you have achieved a memorable entrance for a job interview, however unfortunately we currently don't have any vacancies for a complete twat" [Chris Keegan]