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The Tories try to rebrand inflation.
11:15pm
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Liz Truss denies her plans for us to ride out inflation are beyond fantasy. [Chris Keegan]
I considered a Sunak caption but wanted something that would still be relevant by the end of voting.
12:09pm
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Sunak continues to suggest everything’s fine. [Chris Keegan]
Maybe change to... it was taken last Christmas, not Summer 😁 and you get my vote. Ho ho ho
8:46pm
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"And what exactly gave you cause for concern when you saw this photo of your family Mr Jones?"
- "Possibly because it was taken last Christmas while I was away and Jim's our postman" [Chris Keegan]
Donger Mouse
11:46am
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Rex is clearly shocked by the size of Micky’s erection. [Chris Keegan]
He is turning a Triumph into a defeat!
11:45am
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“Mate, getting in that will be a Triumph!” [Chris Keegan]
Yes, not long after Boris was jailed for Partygate after a public backlash. Even though the whole country were having house parties and breaking the same restrictions, it was important to make an example of the Conservative Party. I won't even go into Rishi not wearing a seatbelt. Nobody ever forgets to put on a seatbelt, do they? Especially when on a rollercoaster...
I agree with Nicola Sturgeon that when deciding what prison Boris should put into he should be treated as the partygater that he is.
I realise that female inmates are concerned that if put in a women's prison Boris might want to party with them as is his perceived partygating nature. That's why it's important that he should be kept in a male prison so that he only parties with men as is the status quo.
It's such a lovely gesture that men deserve to be partied with. They must get so lonely and need the company
8:06am
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Boris suggests talks with Nicola Sturgion went extremely well.
[Chris Keegan]
You just wait, we'll slaughter you in the Calcutta Cup!
2:03pm
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To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. [Chris Keegan]
The real tragedy was the user unlocked it with a trolley token.
4:32pm
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To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. [Chris Keegan]
Johnny Rotten luck...
12:02pm
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Darling, I think the car has a punkture. [Chris Keegan]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
3:13pm
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Safeway? [Chris Keegan]