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lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
	clever Force of habit 31/03/23 19:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
	clever x2 Purple Reign 03/08/23 19:00:25	27


lol x2 clever 21/04/20 11:00:17		27

	lol Gwyneth Poultry 12/01/24 8:15:24	26

	creative clever Crocodile D'undie. 02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits	2 26
Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
	clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29	26


clever 08/07/20 11:00:09		26

	Weapon of bass destruction 02/04/24 7:03:31	25

	The wiener rakes it all 10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits	2 25

	Bone dry 07/01/24 8:00:12	25

	clever 🎵 Love me tender 🎵 03/12/23 8:13:31	25

	Jest in peace 20/08/23 11:01:05	25

	Ceiling fans 08/11/24 20:01:49	24

	lol "Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24	24

	clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 7:07:52	24

	clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

	Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

	New Kid on the Buck 27/10/23 19:00:32	24

	lol clever "It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10	1 24


lol creative 01/04/22 11:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover

lol 07/10/18 11:00:09		1 24
Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
	Mortal Tomcat 05/08/24 11:17:45	23

	On the straight and narrow 21/04/24 7:05:18	23

	lol Thomas The Tanked Engine 22/12/23 8:13:58	23

	clever The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29	23

	LGBTQKFC 20/07/23 11:08:41	23

	clever Dessert Orchid 21/12/22 12:04:04	2 23

	clever Grasper Carrot 29/11/22 12:00:05	1 23
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
	"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37	23

	clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 19:02:43	23

	Tom and Sherry 02/11/24 12:01:08	22

	lol Whodonut 16/08/24 19:24:01	22

	UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

	"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

	"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 11:04:20	22

	Rest in piste 30/07/23 11:00:19	22

	Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27	22

	Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

	clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56	1 22

	"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 7:02:43	22

	clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 11:45:46	22

	lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

	A Room with a Flue 01/11/24 8:03:09	21

	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 7:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 11:01:52	21

	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 11:11:07	21

	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 7:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 7:38:26	2 21

	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
	The circle of lifers 29/01/23 20:00:10	21

	clever The Towel and the Pussycat 14/12/22 20:00:40	21

	lol "Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38	21

	Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. 08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57	3 21
Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
	clever Red Dwarf 24/04/22 19:21:16	21

	The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54	21

	and Ken-obi 25/09/24 11:00:39	20

	St Knickerless 14/06/24 11:00:24	20

	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 7:33:36	20

	Inboxing 06/05/24 11:00:19	20

	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 11:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 11:02:20	20

	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 11:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 7:01:38	20

	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 11:00:53	20

	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 11:00:07	20

	"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59	1 20
"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
	Coming of age 17/10/21 19:44:34	20

	...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58	20

	"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37	20

	lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 11:12:18	20

	"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 7:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
	clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

	clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 11:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
	Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

	Mind the crap 31/10/24 12:14:22	19

	St. Knickerless 18/10/24 11:01:09	19

	Crapentry 12/10/24 7:14:50	19

	lol 5 seconds earlier... "Just a trim please Delilah." 13/05/24 7:32:10	2 19

	Wheel's on meals 09/04/24 7:04:59	19

	Game of Thrones 28/03/24 12:02:03	19

	clever Kremlins 08/03/24 8:08:34	19

	Blade Runners 04/01/24 20:05:46	19

	Peeping Tom 04/05/23 11:00:06	19

	clever RIPe 15/01/23 20:16:00	19

	Pavarottree 07/01/23 8:00:06	1 19
Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
	clever Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11	19

	Lying pan 24/10/22 7:02:56	19

	"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12	19

	Foam Alone 02/10/22 11:00:08	19

	"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 11:20:48	19

	♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25	19

	The BMX-Files 06/05/22 19:23:58	19

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Yes providing consumers with products where there may or may not be a cat inside might be considered cruelty.

This will lead to many complaints to Trading Standards, from those that want the cat and those that don't, and if it is not the result they want it may be perceived as cruelty