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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 20:02:24 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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21/04/24 8:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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16/08/24 20:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 20:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 12:04:20 |
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30/07/23 12:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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25/09/24 12:00:39 |
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14/06/24 12:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 8:33:36 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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12/10/24 8:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 8:32:10 |
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09/04/24 8:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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Nod to 12:01:49
12:10pm
comment on caption:
Bananza [Stephen Bean]
House cat party
2:06pm
comment on caption:
Party animals [Stephen Bean]
Very good
8:08am
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This road is well known for people falling asleep. [Stephen Bean]
They have changed the name to Climate Change so they can claim any natural disaster is CO2 related. The Preachers use Private Jets to attend Climate Conferences around the world. They have no qualms supporting war in Ukraine or blowing up gas pipelines. CO2 used in green houses helps plants grow please explain why it doesn’t kill them?
9:26pm
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How small the South Pole needs to get before everyone believes in global warming. [Stephen Bean]
Don't let the puns get to you, just brie happy...
12:53pm
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What happens to a captioneer if they do too many cheese puns?
They get sentenced to eternal edamnation. [Stephen Bean]
LOL that was the caption I was going to add but wasn't quite quick enough 🙂 Great minds think alike
10:18am
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Hoard of the Rings [Stephen Bean]
Me too, and given the timing of the post and the style, I reckon I know whose it is. Time will tell!
10:35am
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Hoard of the Rings [Stephen Bean]
Could you show a bit more respect towards the car park attendants?
12:38pm
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One of the baboons at Knowsley Safari Park develops a conscience... [Stephen Bean]
Great caption! Think it might work slightly better without the “me at the barbers” bit?
12:36pm
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"How much for a shave?"
"10 quid."
"I only have a fiver. How much can I get for that?" [Stephen Bean]
Thank you Chris. Happy to edit if no objections from other voters.
12:45pm
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"How much for a shave?"
"10 quid."
"I only have a fiver. How much can I get for that?" [Stephen Bean]